Yup, happy birthday America!
What can I say, I've always been domestic like Stew. Last independence day, I made this recipe from my cookbook that involved this impossible to cut crust, lemon, berries, yogurt, and more. I can't remember what it's called, but it was good. I would send some to you if it wouldn't be all kinds of gross when it got to you. And if the mustaches don't do the trick, I'll just trade one of my favorite, crowd-pleasing recipes in exchange for her approval. Or at least her agreement not to call the cops.
Yeah, the comment wasn't anything. She wasn't dissing anyone, she was just referencing the general energy of the red carpet. And I read somewhere that the magazine claiming she said this never actually interviewed her, and just took something she said years ago to make some scandal. And even if they did interview her, and she did say it, it's not like it's not true. Considering someone almost poked her eye out with a sharpie at the Eclipse premiere, it's not like she doesn't have reason.

Hehe, don't worry, I couldn't make pancakes if my life depended on it. They come out chewy. Pancakes are not supposed to be chewy, they're supposed to be fluffy. I make them chewy. It's a disaster.
And I do believe that between the mustaches, the awards, and the food, our plans are coming together quite nicely.
And you would do without me the same I would do without you and your fun, grill-encouraging, also leg obsessed, plotting ways.

Right, no pancakes. If we really want to impress her, we should cook one of her recipes. I just saw a video talking about her Loquat Pies, and they showed exactly how to make them. Though I bet they can't do it like Stew.
I'm sorry about work, that must be horrible. I commend you on your patience because I would be endlessly irritated if I had to do something like that again. I just never had the patience to do things over. I couldn't read a book more than once until I got to the Twilight Series (now I've read them all 3 times except for Breaking Dawn, which I'm getting around to). Will a big, virtual, grill lovin' hug help any?

That's good, I'm glad it's better. Did I mention that I love your new avi? Because I love your new avi.

hehe It's fine, I totally get it. There's so many lovely pics of the grill, it's hard to choose just one.