*moves dirt around under her foot*..Hi… How's it goin?….. *looks up through eyelashes*… about last night.. *deep breath in*..Loser, to me, is a joking term I only use with people that are super awesome. It is like Dork, or fool. If I call you .. Tard, Idiot, Freak… then it is non-affectionate… but please believe, Loser is so full of affection its boiling….
Anyways.. *looks up at MN to see if all is okay*.. are we good?
is Mrs. Punchy Lutz back on your “list”? *pouts, lip quivers.. is the cutest pouting vamp girl you ever did see*.. wait… you didn't even put me up there……… okay.. *sits down and twiddles her thumbs*..
I did write a response to eternity…. let me post it. ”nah uh!! I would NEVER be a papp-er.. …..” let me just post the link.http://www.eclipsemovie.org/ashley-greene-at-the-vancouver-airport/#comment-16075109

so now who is the victim?
my puppy came home last night at 10, after all the power went out. I ran outside to join my parents after they pulled up… Jones (Puppy) – pics located here http://twitpic.com/photos/punchy_addison – was scared at first, he was barking and growling at me.. but i said “Joones, whats that about?” and he jumped out of the high truck from my moms lap and ran right to me.. what a good boy he is. He was so happy to see me, and I was happy to see him. Cute reunion….
the power went out last night! yikes… so my fish were without proper oxygen for 2 hours.. now they are really skiddish……. not sure if the sudden light bothered them or what.. but yeah – they were not impressed. lol! They will warm up to me. I will just give them lots of blood worms.. mmmmmm (yuck)
you know, Taylor is legal in U.K. I heard the age over there is 17…. but by the time Eclipse comes out you can pine over Tay…. and have his half nude posters all over your house, and al that jazz!yeah, sometimes Tay looks like a pig.. not a wolf..
you like Tay because he is Jake.. I love Kellan because he is emmett… life is good. lol. My friend and I kept referring to Jackson and Kellan as Jasper and Emmett… as jokes, but still funny…. It would be different if you met Tay in person and just called him Jake… but in your dream world, it is okay that he is Jake. Kellan is Emmett in my world. We have wonderful half vampire babies! >:)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claddagh_ring <— that is a claddagh ring. but uh.. i bought it for myself.. *bows head in shame… heart breaks*oh wow! you have an entire jewelry box of sapphires! must be nice. I have a lot of fake stuff. lol, some diamonds though I like diamonds. That is why I need me Emmett!
You could get fake nails put on your toes, and they can put a sapphire right on your toe, then just wear open toes for the rest of the time! it would be perdy and your grade 3 class would love it and comment on how beautiful it is
I hope you are getting a mani pedi for your birthday! you deserve it, yelling at 3rd graders all day!17 for a while.. haha!
I hope you enjoy your birthday, and check that twitpic link, it has pics from my trip and of my dog. I will e-mail you your present tonight or tomorrow (got a long day today. yikes)

Punchy…we're always good! No matter what!! Friends 'til the end! *fist
bump* Definitely feel free to call me loser, or any other name that may pop
into your head, ANYTIME! If you stop those wonderful affectionate names then
I may start to think I'm just not good enough. ;o) heehee

*clasps hand to chest* You got me! Yes…you were outright victimized under
false pretenses…take me to Vancouver and lock me in the cell with your
Kellan wanna-be….just don't let me rot in there forever…a good 5-10 will
do me good (I'm talking minutes here….MINUTES)!

Your birthday song and gift were absolutely wonderful! I loved both of them,
and the pic was great! How nice of you to do that for me…and yes, that pic
does work..especially after I bought Team Jacob lip balm today! After biting
his lip so much it may become chapped and may need some chapstick to help
soothe it. ;o) I'll gladly take care of my Taycob! *pulls out chapstick,
takes off lid…gasp…it's already gone!* How on earth did I use all of it
already! *thinks back to thoughts of Jacob on her lips* Oh yeah….now I
remember! LOL ;o)

Yes…felt a little strange seeing “Team Jacob” lip balm in Hot Topic and
purchasing it…but then realized..out of town….with other people…it's
not so bad. Especially when the guy who rang up the sale had tattoos all the
way up his arm, black fingernail polish and probably multiple
piercings…..and here I thought I was the weird one because of what I was
purchasing. Whatever. I realized also….when it's your birthday you can get
away with ANYTHING and talk yourself into BUYING almost anything. Tomorrow
would spend $6 on a tube of chapstick? ABSOLUTELY NOT! But today is not
tomorrow so I don't have to worry about that!

Your puppy is adorable!! How old is he now? Too cute! I am a HUGE dog lover
(no Jake remarks needed here, thank you very much!). Always partial to the
smaller ones because I love to cuddle and hold them…plus they don't jump
up all in your face. Small dogs rule!!!

I emjoyed looking at your other twitpics as well. You got some really good
ones! The up-close one of Jake's house is priceless….and the painstaking
efforts you went through proved to be well worth it for a good pic like
that. Well…well worth it to me at least so I could see it….sorry about
your luck with the scratches and thorns. That's life…a little sticky from
time-to-time. HHHAAA! Where do I come UP with this stuff?

Why yes….I am fairly witty and get complimented on it on almost a daily
basis…HA! HOWEVER…I will NEVER be able to top the master of all wit…My
Punchy!

Yep…out of town shopping trip today with my cousin and her
daughter…GIRLS DAY!! .TONS of fun! We left about 8 a.m. and I got home a
little after 8 p.m. Great Twilight finds in many stores, but way toooo much
Team Edward for me…HA! Holdin' out for my Jake and how much merchandise
they'll be promoting with him. WAIT A MINUTE..I'LL BE BACK!!…*goes to
apply lip balm* My lips were getting a little dry…strawberry flavored
Jacob lip balm=GREAT!

Kellan in a suit….um…yeah..I'd definitely like to see that as well! His
adorable dimples would add to the effect even more. *baby voice to pic on
Kellan post* I love those little dimples..yes I do…
*smack from behind* *turns around* I'm sorry Punch..I was just admiring the
dimples…I promise I will not become Kellan's dimple diva..*looks back to
pic and baby voice reappears* It's just that they're so cute….yes they
are..!

Jacob poster on my wall..no..I do not…did you ask about behind the door as
well? No..oh good..um…because I most definitely DO NOT have one behind the
door of my computer room! *whew….I think she bought it* heehee
Honestly…I do have one behind my computer room door. My cousin bought it
for me for a “prank” graduation gift about a month ago. Of course I squealed
like a little school girl (yeah..and I'M the teacher) when I saw what it
was. Funny thing is….I forget that it's even there, which I guess is a
good thing otherwise I would be otherwise engaged applying my lip balm to
his lips as well.

Only love the HUGE Jacob dog….otherwise count me in for the small dogs..
LOL Sounds like Jones ate well while mommy was away…you know the
saying….while the vamp's away…the dog will play! ROFL!!! I TOTALLY just
came up with that one!

*****COPYRIGHT JMNP SAYING*****

“While the vamp's away….the dog will play!”

*****COPYRIGHT JMNP SAYING*****
(I think Jacob heard that one time before and took advantage of it!) HA!

And…I DID see the poop pic..too funny! I still refuse to laugh at or
comment on Jacob's poop…..the minds of a wolfpack work together, and if I
said ANYTHING that lead to cause for concern for our Alpha, they'd send Paul
after me in a heartbeat!

Woo! you have been a very busy girl. Took me a while to find your comment written to me on your disqus page! You have made a very good new friend! … *pouts*. lol!

me? Witty? I never thought… *gasps* I am witty? *looks around like she won an oscar* …. why! why! I'd like to thank Mom and Dad (they made me this way), and my life experiences… and of course, MN because she was the one who awarded me with it *wipes away tear*.. thank you! thank you all!

Eek. I just bought an external hard drive so I can have even more room on my computer so that I can put lots of programs on! woo hoo!
InDesign, Photoshop, etc etc here I come!
Maya? Maybe? hmm.. lol. yeah!

anyways

8 am to 8 pm? wow! that is a long and busy day! sounds like a good one though. I am so glad you had a lot of fun on your birthday
*gasp* strawberry flavoured? oh gosh.. *starts to imagine Emmett lip balm and Edward lip balm.. Emmett on bottom lip (its fuller) and Edward on top lip*.. haha my lips just started to tingle. silly lips. lol ahhh the idea of them on my lips. *day dreams*

*smacks MN's shoulder* you will not talk to MY baby like that. haha! had to do it. Mr. Lutz does not appreciate being talked down upon…. *whistles, Jake comes running up…..* Fetch, dog! *throws stick, Jake returns with it*.. good boy, what a good doggy.. wag your tail for me? who's a happy puppy! you are! what a good boy! *gives Jake dog treat.. looks up*.. oops. sorry.

yeah, those dimples are cute.. *daydreams again*

Ahh… Oh. I should go to the pet store today! But.. I don't wanna! lol
I always spend money there.

Haha, Jacob poster behind your door. loL! I bet his lips are all wet .. not from the lip balm! from you! haha ooooo snap!
It's nice to see the short guys are getting somewhere in hollywood! *wipes tear away from good thoughts*… it was just the other year when they were looked down upon for being small.. but tay.. nope, he is accepted at his short stature.. awww

I bet the poster is actually made bigger then him! *laughs hysterically, falls on floor, rolls around*

Oh! MN! guess what! it was my first day of class(es) today! i had Psychology. I will be able to Psychoanalyze you later if you want. lol by later I mean January *laughs*

awww, a prank graduation gift! hehe,… i wonder if one of your students brought a Jacob Black lunch kit.. would you confiscate it?

No! Jones lost 1.5 lbs when I was gone! he lost weight! he is so thin and lean now. lol. he doesn't have his typical neck roll! it is sad

haha @ copyright. too late. I already posted it everywhere as a Punchy saying

lol glad you saw the poop pic! I'm mad Jacob is such a slob.

Paul wouldn't do anything to you. You are simply talking the truth.. so lets hear your comments about Jakes SMALL poop

it doesn't matter if she choose to wear the wig and not the extension, either way the production should make it look as real as possible. so yeah it's not her fault to make her hair look fake in the movie it is the production who i think under director slade suck, even their costume and make up looks bad compare to what we've seen with new moon. i guess the director is not much into details and will concentrate more on the fighting/action scenes. what a shame.

*Aviators on, hand on hip, breathes on finger tips, brushes on shirt*
Yeah..what can I say? I'm in high demand around here lately…(won't tell
Punchy that the highest demand is for JMNP to go away and never return).

Don't get too excited about that Oscar there, doll. Fame is
fleeting…..just ask Clarice Andrews. Never heard of her, you say? My point
exactly! HA! *runs to google Clarice Andrews' name hoping there really isn't
anyone by that name who tried to break into the biz*

Well are you just miss tech guru? External hard drive and all…plus all
those other program names you spouted off *wishes google had given more
info. on each so JMNP could be in the loop* Honestly, when it comes to so
much more of this technology, I am CLUE-LESS about how to even begin using
it! If I had more time and more reasons for it I'm sure I'd find a use for
it…but….I've lived 17 and awhile years now and I've survived without it.

OH….GET THIS!!! Today before school started one of my grade-level teachers
(fabulous friend and fellow Twilighter) gave me a Team Jacob poster for my
b-day….the EXACT same one that I got for graduation that is behind my
door!! It was hilarious! Of course I didn't tell her I already had one
because I didn't want her to feel bad. Soooo….looks like I now have 2
Jakes at my house. What to do….what to do….?

PSYCHOLOGY!!! I LOVE PSYCHOLOGY!!! I could have had a minor in it in
college, but they said if I wasn't planning on going any further with it
then it really wouldn't pay off to get it….plus it would have been an
extra semester. Psychoanalyze my dearest Puncharooni….BUT…beware…..I
psychoanalyze as well with the best of the best! My psych classes were
awesome! Hmmm…*thinks back* Psychology I and II, Child Psychology, Social
Psychology, Abnormal Psychology (most awesome class ever!), Psychology
Applied to Teaching. Yep…I've had my fill…sooooo….better watch out!

RFM is a psych grad which I think is pretty cool..but she won't let me talk
to her about it since she knows she has to go back eventually and doesn't
want to think about it right now. ) heehee I hope your class goes
well…and yeah…maybe you might have figured me out by January, but good
luck with that.

You soooo don't know Paul…he may be short-tempered and have an attitude,
but when it comes to ANYONE bad-mouthing Jake….poop or no poop….big poop
or small poop…he won't put up with that kind of poopy talk! (once again my
play on words just amazes me) *sits back and admires last sentence, patting
self on back and giving self-affirmations*

Psh. If Paul insults you or harasses you in any way I will punch him.*puts on awesome “Werewolf punching glove with nubs all over it”…..* Great. Now he will really feel it
*eek* !! A note from MN! (yes too lazy for JMNP)… lol, I was waiting for it… *looks down, sniffles…* I saw you writing others and I thought I was replaced again.. lol…
go away and never return? wtf/… why? who said that? *gets ready to punch mean person* MN needs to stay and always comes back…. grrrr
Fame is what I make of it. I will go Rob and Kristen on y'all asses! (hope this doesn't get modd'd considering they can't see it…..). Come up and then hide out in hotels making appearances looking super broody. awesome. I will even cut a crazy hairstyle and dye it a colour and promote it like Kstew.
I am replying to two posts at once hehe
so my parents (yes i live with them *sigh*.. i want to move out but it is too expensive, especially with my puppy, fish.. etc) are leaving for 10 days on Friday WOO HOO! PARTY AT PUNCHY'S *puts on party hat, hands “punchy is #1″ party hat to MN* of course, you're invited.
lol.External hard drive.. because I have a lot of files on my mac. I need something to put them on (and all future files) so I can easily install programs onto my mac.The programs I listed are all design related.Adobe Photoshop alters images, Indesign is a layout program.. Maya lets you build 3d images. (like a man we built today)….. I forget what else  I said.
I got the Adobe programs for free (shh don't rat me out).. and I hope to get bootleg of Maya too. *crosses fingers*
Now you have 2 Jacob posters? wow. what are you doing with the second? I still think bedroom, or bathroom. *snicker*…then nothing will happen to you! and those are the 2 rooms where girls are attacked most.. *holds up index finger like she knows all, while saying previous sentence in a “matter of fact” voice*

Psychology seems like it will be fun. I hope it will…. robably won't be able to psychoanalyze you.. just jokes. I will only learn the basics. Just get 1 class of it. Introductory Psychology, 104…. its just because we are supposed to “broaden our range of education”… my broadening was Yoga and Psychology. *snicker*.. so I will design something in a yoga pose while psycho analyzing the client *snicker*
RFM? Robsten Fan Marie? .. Marie is what she told me to call her.. lol. if that is the right person… ooh that sounds so cool! Psych grad. so she could be a psychologist… RFM, Mind F*ck, phD. (reference to Wide Awake.. read it?)
so come on.. *puts on punching glove*.. make some jacob poopies comments! you know you waaaaaanna!

not sure if I will get this post out by the time my niece gets here. hopefully.I babysit tonight
anyways.. *reads post again because she forgets what it said because it is so big.. lik emmett OH!*haha yeah Disqus is stupid. I got an e-mail back from them/ “what exactly are you having issues with”.. uh.. its a new design that isn't user friendly. lol
party at my place! but plaese.. no mongrels. my dog has territory issues. He will give those mutts a thing or two!hahaplus I don't want to have to clean up those tiny poopies jacob leaves. hehe

you don't like KStew's hair? why not…. its beautiful really reflects her punky attitude… i think it looks good on her.

haha. so you have facebook but nothing else? I was the same until i found out how amazing twitter was because there is no mod'ing.. muah ha ha ha . plus the girls there are so great .. *logs onto twitter*
you say RFM, I say Marie. She says JMNP I say MNM candy… potato patahtoe.

She says punchy you say uncool person *cries*haha front door would be amazing. do it. please?*walks up to MNM candy's house.. sees poster and sign* BAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

not sure if I will get this post out by the time my niece gets here. hopefully.I babysit tonight
anyways.. *reads post again because she forgets what it said because it is so big.. lik emmett OH!*haha yeah Disqus is stupid. I got an e-mail back from them/ “what exactly are you having issues with”.. uh.. its a new design that isn't user friendly. lol
party at my place! but plaese.. no mongrels. my dog has territory issues. He will give those mutts a thing or two!hahaplus I don't want to have to clean up those tiny poopies jacob leaves. hehe

you don't like KStew's hair? why not…. its beautiful really reflects her punky attitude… i think it looks good on her.

haha. so you have facebook but nothing else? I was the same until i found out how amazing twitter was because there is no mod'ing.. muah ha ha ha . plus the girls there are so great .. *logs onto twitter*
you say RFM, I say Marie. She says JMNP I say MNM candy… potato patahtoe.

She says punchy you say uncool person *cries*haha front door would be amazing. do it. please?*walks up to MNM candy's house.. sees poster and sign* BAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Wow, this response looks so much bigger in e-mail! lol on disqus it looks small.
I guess you press enter a lot, eh?

haha, I like putting you in holes Your a silly girl when you try to pull out. hehe..
FFF = me and you. aww!!

I thought you are a magazine… I have a subscription for you… I got a note saying its coming right away!

Have you seen her look from tonight? at the VMA's?
A-freaking-mazing. Beautiful!
http://thinkingofrob.files.wordpress.com/2009/0… Doesn't she look amazing?
Oh gosh! amazing!!!

haha Oh gosh. I dislike Change as well. I really don't like new jobs or new classes *sigh*… makes me uncomfortable…………..
Haha, Twitter is so addicting too. I have gotten hooked…

lol the sign was amazing. I laughed so hard……. didn't scare me at all!!! *snicker*. haha Jake. silly youngin'.

I meant my human niece. She is 4 months old. Beautiful. lol. my fur niece and fur nephew were there too. but not as interesting. haha!

Beta wolf? wow. I am shocked. and honoured… I am fff's with the Beta wolf? *gasp*
how does it feel???

and …. snap. forget what I was going to say…….

stop that insane cheeryng u shodnt cheer for somone so selfish an rude

dont thank her for sharin it is rude an selfish an stupid to bragg like she is

stop that insane cheeryng u shodnt cheer for somone so selfish an rude

stop that insane cheeryng u shodnt cheer for somone so selfish an rude