Hilarious Vampires Suck Movie Poster!

53 Comments July 19, 2010 by LMCullen Filed Under: Funny, Twilight

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We previously showed you the full length trailer for the new Vampire parody movie Vampires Suck. The movie, which is due in theaters in August, pokes fun at Twilight, plus many other mainstream celebrities along the way.

Above is the Russian version of their official movie poster!

I am loving how Buffy the Vampire Slayer is featured in that poster!! LOL

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TeamEdwardAntiJacob

haha!!! hilarious!! watched the trailer and my stomach ached because of it
http://www.newmoonmovie.org/ LMCullen [Awesome since Mar09]

Are you the Black Eyed Peas?!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FreezeBurn~TwilightGirl4ever

The trailer was funny but the movie poster is WEAK.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Dreamrgal DrmrzCrzyWorld

ummm.. lol
I dunno what to say. It could have been done better
The trailer was far better. :p I for one definitely wanna see it (atleast once..lol)

*sings “Its raining men.. Hallelujah..” thinking abt the real wolf pack lol*
dirtyCrime^_^isTeam Switzy

ha ha,I love how Vampires Suck's Jasper was ready for Burger-Bella ROFL
KL Eclp☼Ami♥W4E♣BD1♂BD2♀Cptvs↑

I still bust up laughing at this trailer!!!
Another fan on here pointed out once that that's that Michael kid who tried out to play Jacob for NM. If so, isn't it funny that he's playing him now in a spoof? I guess if you can't get in…you gotta make fun ☺

“A chihuahua?”
“Ruff…”

LMAO!!!
Rizam

I love the part when Edward tells Alice that he has found someone freaky enough for him …>> Lady Gaga..n then he goes like “too freaky?”
http://www.youtube.com/user/Dreamrgal DrmrzCrzyWorld

But is that guy Edward? :-/ He looked different ..lol
*checks poster again*
Hmm yeah that guy who said he found someone freaky enough looks like someone else.
AP_Team RobPervKowski

the guy from 90210 auditioned for edward too or so I heard xD

I've already seen this movie. Pretty predictable, really. But it will make you laugh at some scenes.

Charlie is hilarious xD
KL Eclp☼Ami♥W4E♣BD1♂BD2♀Cptvs↑

You already saw this? Sweet!!!
I know the trailers are sometimes the best parts of the movie, but spoof movies crack me up…so this one should bust me up pretty good. ☺ Look forward to seeing who plays Charlie in this. Billy Burke is one of my favorites of Twilight. ♥
mentallygay

I've already seen this and it's actually kinda funny.
Don't expect to be laughing all the way through
though.
AP_Team RobPervKowski

He plays Liam on 90210

And yes, I saw it last week, my boyfriend brought me the movie because I was mad at him, so he's been buying me all this twilight related stuff to get on my good side again. LOL.

The movie itself it's funny, so if you like this kind of things, you'll be laughing your @ss off.
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_oBwFhwm9beE/S2WtfvtM-9I/AAAAAAAACI4/jkryn14YeRs/5bb919cc.jpg LVK

LOLOL

You guys,
I just watched an online working streaming of Vampires Suck.
Those who loved Twilight and New Moon [movies]
will love this movie as well.
I promise you, it is not disrespectful to the real series.
They even used the real scores and soundtracks
of the 2 real movies and everything,
and I think they're even more accurate and explanatory
to the books than the real movies are.
It was very impressive.

Don't let the trailer discourage you.
They used the worst scenes of the movie for the trailer
[I'm guessing to pull in a wider audience, such as the anti-Twilight-ers].
I promise you, the rest will not dissapoint
– unless you have absolutely no sense of humor.
I think if they had waited to work Eclipse into it,
it could have turned out even better.

I'm sure the author, directors, and cast members of the real deal
could even have a good laugh at this movie.
Some parts were a little over-done,
but I'm sure fans will find themselves having a great time and enjoy it.
I most certainly did.
"MY LOVE"-Robert/Edward

When i saw the trailer of this movie i laughed so much that i was just crying.
I esp. laughed when Victoria, James asked the man who they are, LMAO!!
And the battle of Team Edward and Team Jacob lol.
But i don't like what's written on the poster.
MrsKiGordonMeraz

Pffffffffffffft. NO! lol
MrsKiGordonMeraz

Pffffffffffffft. NO! lol
Rizam

I meant the guy whoz TRYING to be Edward.. =P
Rizam

I meant the guy whoz TRYING to be Edward.. =P
taystens_lovestory

oh, why didn't I think of them as chipendales earlier? cause it's so obvious now *drools at the fantasy*
it really would be so cool if the real wolf pack would do that dance…
and also, I loved team Jacob vs team Edward! XD
taystens_lovestory

I just can't stop laughing at trailer!
Bella: Edward…!
team Edward: Edward? Where??
*sparkling Edward*
team Edward: oh, Edward, we love you, you are the best!!
team Jacob with a spade: no, Jacob's the best! *BANG*
http://www.youtube.com/user/Dreamrgal DrmrzCrzyWorld

No no no you got me wrong! :p Ofcourse I know we're talking abt the wannabe Edward, but in that scene with wannabe alice, he doesnt look like the same guy :p Thats what I meant.lol
http://www.youtube.com/user/Dreamrgal DrmrzCrzyWorld

Haha i know. The wolf pack should do a musical . There should be a spoof/musical thingie with the entire cast at the end of BD :p lol Might be fun
Rizam

Oh Awrite hehehe
I guess i agree with you .. he does look different !! =D
IndiesR

LMAO!!!! Gotta have a sense of humor when ur a twilight fan! hahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/user/Dreamrgal DrmrzCrzyWorld

lol I wanna see this movie! XD
AngelCullen_94

oh my god… me too …
i LOVE that part … so funny …
KL Eclp☼Ami♥W4E♣BD1♂BD2♀Cptvs↑

Ohhh, you should make your boyfriend mad more often if he's gonna buy you stuff, lol, j/k. You can tell him I'm mad at him, too, and I like things that sparkle! lmao!!

I do like these kinds of movies. It's a nice comedic break. My husband wants to see it, cause he likes spoofs, too. But I told him he'd have to watch Twilight and New Moon (which he hasn't yet) in order to get it. He's really debating…we'll see what happens??? ☺
NO 3D for BD :)Rileward<3

ahhhahaha i wanna see this movie ! LOLZ
swtlatinlove

i saw this movie last week and it was OK it had its funny moments but at the same time wasn't really funny at all and i think i have a good sense of humor but to each its own…
taystens_lovestory

oh, I 'd love that! lol maybe instead of the fight they do a musical
that would make Breaking dawn more interesting to me!
http://www.youtube.com/user/Dreamrgal DrmrzCrzyWorld

haha yeah well I loved BD but the end was such an anti climax.! I was relieved and disappointed at the same time ya know . There isnt going to be a “fight scene” as such ..just the stage for it..*sigh*
Yes the musical would be fun. Keep the fans laughing as the credits roll one last time… for now ;D
Robaddict

….for the first time in my life, I actually like Jacob more…lol
http://twitter.com/MimiUpendo Chantal Meijer

Mm, i love 'Jacob's' abbs, they are not as extreme as from Taylor, i like these, very, very, OK, extremely much..

Mmm
*Drewl* *-*
amanda_cullen

wats written on the poster? U speak Russian? cool!
http://twiwall.weebly.com/index.html Mango84-www.twiwall.weebly.com

I saw this movie, it's funny and boring in the same time. Between 1 and 10 i give it 5.
http://twitter.com/MimiUpendo Chantal Meijer

I've been a bad girl, i've just seen the movie online.
Its predictable, indeed. I liked it, but it wasn't made in good quality, you know. But thats what spoofs are about, Charlie aka Frank is hilarious XD! That baby, OMYGOD.

*Won't spoil, won't spoil”
ali

oh oh boy. lol.
Alex_Cullenlove

i'm not sure if i want to see it. not because it makes fun of twilight (Although it is a big part of) but i'm having a difficult time convincing myself that it will be a good movie in general(the story, the sequence, etc). Dont get me wrong, I found the trailer somewhat funny, but it didn't convinced me. IDK, well see.
Ronnie5683

LMAO LMAO LOL LOL… Best laugh all day
"MY LOVE"-Robert/Edward

Yeah i can. It's written smt like” For those who're bored of stupid vampires movies”
Greta

Well, the movie was very predictable and it wasn't so funny. Of course they had some great parts but they showed everything on the trailer. I suggest to people watch it online then it releases because I think it doesn't worth your money (:
Nicole.Cullen

I think real twilight fans can´t like or laugh on it…
http://rachaelwsz.livejournal.com rachaelwsz

“It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men… HALLELUJAH!!”

Ah shit. I can't get The Weather Girls' song out of my head ever since watching the trailer. *snickers*

I really love the shovel. ~~Team Shovel~~ ♥
PVSNH_Furbol_(Team Alcide)

I just saw this movie yesterday- some jokes are funny, others are stupid, but still will make you laugh I think the bedroom B/E and B/J scenes are the best, but the evil vampires and werewolves are just hilarious )
amanda_cullen

Well, that's mean. Thanx 4 translating!!
"MY LOVE"-Robert/Edward

You're Welcome!!
team edward

this movie is going to be hilarious saw the tralier funny ha ha!!!!!!
jacob why did u just take off your shirt its in my contract funny!!!!
Traveler_west

Seriously…check out the Black Eyed Peas video Hey Mama. At about 1:00 into the video, Will.I.Am SINGS the line “Y'all know who we are” a couple of times and Fergie strikes the pose that fake Victoria strikes in the movie after fake Laurent says, You KNOW who we are! Check it out! DIRECT rip from the video/song
Aku776

they werent chipendales. they were gay. after they dance one says “git em girls” lol!
Aku776

i think people forget that these are movies. i mean i read some comments about this movie on another post that were crazy. i love this movie. and obviously the people from the twilight movies do too because they have the entire score from twilight on it and songs from the twilight and new moon soundtrack. i think some people need to step away from the tv and go outside. lol.