Life Size ‘Twilight’ Body Pillows!

276 Comments February 17, 2010 by MrsEdwardCullen Filed Under: Edward Cullen, Funny, Jacob Black, Merchandise

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Your eyes have not deceived you. It’s finally here, the Edward Cullen & perhaps is that Jacob Black? Life-sized body pillow or ‘manllow’ as it’s being referred to -

Manllow: half man, half pillow.

For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one.

Made of soft cotton jersey, screen printed face, polyester stuffing and love.

Well, as I’m trying to contain myself and remain professional, all I have to say is…WOW and why does ‘Edward’ have a mole on his upper lip? Bad news, if you planned on snuggling up to ‘Edward or ‘Jacob’ tonight, the ‘Manllow’ via Etsy is completely sold out! LMAO.

Check out some of the ways ‘manllow’ can be used after the break !

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Category: Edward Cullen, Funny, Jacob Black, Merchandise

mAriE_since 06/09 ^_^

the girl has got some serious twifan problems. just saying… ^_^
http://myspace.com/shortneyspage ImThinkinSparklinHottie

Haha…I know…if they actually looked like Edward or Jacob, I might want one but those things are creepy.
Enuf4Forever

Oookaay….that is a little scary. *shudders*
I'm all for things twi-related, but this doesn't exactly look like Edward or Jacob. If it actually looked like Edward…I would totally get one, except I would probably have the same situation as Bookobssessed!
edwardfeen

so whos gonna buy one?
lol
alliana0x

Omg. That has to be one of the scariest things I've ever seen. I think it goes somewhere between the Edward shower curtain and the Edward wall sticker. O_O *hides*
jenbojenbojeno

These are creepy!! I'm going to have nightmares D:
Gaby ( around april/ 09 )

That poor girl!! ( in the pic )

How terrified she must have felt..

It's probbably a Shocker for her !! LMAO!

You gonna be in a picture with Rob and Taylor!!! ooh !! ………

WTF?? this!?!@#$%$$@*&
http://www.twitter.com/GGSophie GGSophie

Hilarious!!
carlisleluvr4eva

Thanks! I would say the same but I cant see what it is lol
Kstew rocks!TeamH-Bomb

YEAH BOY!!! Did you like the music video for it? I thought it was amazing!
Marti (The Only Exception ♥)

Of course, I did!
Yeah, it's amazing!
Hayley looks so adorable, guys really handsome and the conception is just fantastic! Plus TOE is a beautiful song.

Who's your fav guy in the band?
CHEESEBURGERS!!

THOSE ARE FUGLY!!!!!! Nooooooooo….
If I woke up and saw those staring at me…I'd scream in bed like Bella!!!!
Kstew rocks!TeamH-Bomb

The video was breathtaking. I loved the part where she is with her dad and takes the picture. That was my favorite part.

Josh easily, then it would go Jeremy, Taylor, and Zach.

It's to bad that Josh is getting married! But I'm way happy for him.
Marti (Stewy Rocks The World!)

Hahah for me it's definitely Jeremy.
But Taylor is awesome too.

Yeah, good for Josh! It'll be a great wedding, for sure.
edwardaddict17

wow sold out!
just think there are probably hundreds of girls across the country following this schedule:
12:00 pm- Edward pillow arrives
12:01 pm- squeals like Alice on cocaine until 12:10
12:11 pm- places pillow in refrigerator
10:00 pm- grabs Edward, runs to bed, and snuggles with their own personal cold vampire all night

is it sad that I feel it is perfectly normal to be insanely jealous? haha
http://twitter.com/cjean_ Cjean loves Bel Ami Rob

These are awful! I can't believe they are sold out. lol
http://twitter.com/cjean_ Cjean loves Bel Ami Rob

LMAO! Poor Hubby.
http://twitter.com/cjean_ Cjean loves Bel Ami Rob

They're Twilight giraffes! lol
http://twitter.com/cjean_ Cjean loves Bel Ami Rob

Love ya too!!!
http://twitter.com/cjean_ Cjean loves Bel Ami Rob

Haha!!! The neck is messed up! way, way too long! lol
http://twitter.com/cjean_ Cjean loves Bel Ami Rob

*nudge, nudge* *wink, wink* No problem! lol
http://twitter.com/cjean_ Cjean loves Bel Ami Rob

Nightmares is right! I want to dream about Edward, not nasty turkey-neck. ROTF!
http://twitter.com/cjean_ Cjean loves Bel Ami Rob

They are so funny!
MrsEdward_Cullen

what? Im not understanding..what happened and how is this old ass post tied
to our convo now? HELPPPPPPPP lol i havent been..was i hacked? *runs and
hides behind LMC*
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