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More Photos Of Kellan Lutz For Calvin Klein!

by Jaypat on February 3, 2010 · View Comments

in Kellan Lutz

More photos have surfaced of Kellan Lutz for the Calvin Klein underwear ad!  And it color!  These photos look like they’re behind-the-scenes.  I really hope there are more photos of Kellan in his underwear!!

I’m waiting for the 3D ads!  I still have my 3D glasses.   Kellan in CK underwear IN 3D!

[Source: Socialite]

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1 I_Am_Happy (: JMG 02.03.10 at 8:06 pm

OMG!!!

2 MrsEdward_Cullen 02.03.10 at 8:06 pm

First? hale yea!

3 MrsEdward_Cullen 02.03.10 at 8:06 pm

ok maybe not lmao

4 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.03.10 at 8:08 pm

Oh MY hotness! *thud*

5 LTM - BlissedOutBella 02.03.10 at 8:08 pm

These pics are cracking me up.

6 Majnona (TeamKT'sBunny) 02.03.10 at 8:08 pm

this is too much

7 dee 02.03.10 at 8:08 pm

Oh my. Nice little package you got there ;)

8 Cjean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch 02.03.10 at 8:09 pm

mk

9 Tia_jb10 (Team Pants Explode!) 02.03.10 at 8:09 pm

OH MY KELLAN so shiny and oily and pantless =D

10 Mrs Edward Cullen 02.03.10 at 8:09 pm

whew thats better I was on the wrog damn acct lol now lets get to the LUTZMEISTER Ok we have to put the kiddies to bed lol this is REALLY grown and REALLY sexy lol

11 jillEbean 02.03.10 at 8:10 pm

I just died :-O

12 MythicalMonster 02.03.10 at 8:10 pm

*thud*

13 IndiesR 02.03.10 at 8:11 pm

*panting*

14 i love rob 02.03.10 at 8:11 pm

Holy crap!!!!!!!

I think i want to eat mushrooms tonite!!!!! LMAO!!!

15 T-RoxSox 02.03.10 at 8:12 pm

Jeebus…. O.O He should do this more often…he was made for this sh*t…just look at him!

16 JTSTeam Swiss 02.03.10 at 8:12 pm

………………………………………………………………………………………
uhm, that was me flat-lining…
HOLY SMOKES! I spy with my eye….

anyways…

Dear Calvin Klein,

Please hurry up on getting the big billboard up of Kellan in his CK boxer briefs so that I may stare up at it as I walk through the streets of NYC.
Also, if it's not too much trouble, please have poster-size ads of Kellan modeling CK boxer briefs for sale. Your profits will definitely go up.

Thanks,
JTSTeamSwiss

17 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.03.10 at 8:12 pm

*THUD*

18 Cjean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch 02.03.10 at 8:13 pm

The poor “Muse” soundtrack post was left with only 3 comments. Sorry Muse, it's just hotter in here. ;)

19 cclore ~ Team CW for BD 02.03.10 at 8:14 pm

Oh my!

You trying to kill us, Jay? LOL

20 T-RoxSox 02.03.10 at 8:14 pm

If there was a billboard of him up there, I'd bet there would be MAJOR traffic pileups…lol

21 MissMary *TeamBellaLoca* 02.03.10 at 8:14 pm

*dead*

22 IndiesR 02.03.10 at 8:14 pm

ROFLMAO!!!

23 IndiesR 02.03.10 at 8:15 pm

Congrats on 1st! hahahahaha

24 Tricia 02.03.10 at 8:15 pm

OMG…just wow….I wanna liicckkk licckkk….damn

25 Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy) 02.03.10 at 8:16 pm

Okay…well there goes that mystery…
LOL!

26 Cjean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch 02.03.10 at 8:16 pm

*rubs eyes in disbelief*
Soxy is that you?!

Hi!!!!

27 IndiesR 02.03.10 at 8:17 pm

Oh no!!! This is getting serious….somebody call 911!!! STAT!!!

28 Eclipse 02.03.10 at 8:19 pm

*speechless*

29 Evi Karagiorgou 02.03.10 at 8:19 pm

Oh Gosh!!!Suddenly it's really hot in hear…..!!! Just look at the 1st one…..no comment…..

30 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.03.10 at 8:19 pm

“little”?!?!? Seriously, did you LOOK at the picture? That is SO not little… ;)

31 dee <team britpack!> 02.03.10 at 8:20 pm

lmao @ your avi!!! Cristiano Ronaldo, too, is replacing David Beckam at some underwear campain!

and he's portuguese, just like moi! Muhahaha

32 lionandlamb6669 02.03.10 at 8:20 pm

That buldge. No effing words… Well three, OH.MY.GOD.

33 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.03.10 at 8:20 pm

Muse post? There was a Muse post? huh. And you know what, I can't even be bothered to go and check. Nope. This page is staying up at work AAAAAAALLLLL day…. ;)

34 T-RoxSox 02.03.10 at 8:20 pm

*eyes dart around*
Nooooooo what gives you that idea?! ;)
Haven't you seen you in awhile!

35 Cjean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch 02.03.10 at 8:21 pm

I'm supposed to be studying right now…but I keep coming back to oogel at him. Officially Team Emmett! lol

36 Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy) 02.03.10 at 8:22 pm

Holy shiz CJ…you just made me snort!

37 Cjean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch 02.03.10 at 8:23 pm

How are you? Good? Sick of school?

38 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.03.10 at 8:23 pm

Congrats, Bashy! here! *tosses unicorn cupcake* excuse me while I go ogle Mr. Lutz again… ;)

39 T-RoxSox 02.03.10 at 8:24 pm

WWWWWHAT?! *runs to google* Man, my day is officially made…..

40 Dani<3'sVampires:] 02.03.10 at 8:24 pm

I love his humps… his lovely manly bumps :D

41 Cjean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch 02.03.10 at 8:24 pm

Snort? lol

I couldn't help it though…that body is begging for all us gals to run to it! haha

42 JTSTeam Swiss 02.03.10 at 8:24 pm

LOL! this is true roxy!

i can just imagine one right in the heart of times square…
man, the traffic and pile-ups that would occur!
However, I will bet that as I'm driving the highways of NJ, I WILL spot a billboard of Kellan sporting these divine boxer briefs!
=)

43 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.03.10 at 8:24 pm

*snickers* thanks for THAT mental image… oh, wait I don't NEED a mental image!! *scrolls back up*

44 Cjean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch 02.03.10 at 8:25 pm

I seriously can't stop looking! lol

45 Small Town Cullen Girl 02.03.10 at 8:25 pm

Holy mother of all packages!!!! The water dripping from his chest. Wow. Starts to sing with Nelly, “its gettin' hot in here, take off all your clothes, I am getting too hot I'm gonna take my clothes off.” lol

46 JTSTeam Swiss 02.03.10 at 8:26 pm

pssst, cjean i can think of other parts I'd roam across that body!
lol!
and oh yeah ice cream cone? love licking ice cream cones..HAHAHAHA

=)

anyways, HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

47 LMCullen [Awesome since Mar09] 02.03.10 at 8:26 pm

—————————–FLAT LINE—————————————

48 T-RoxSox 02.03.10 at 8:27 pm

Both of those….lol, but school's beenn out the whole week; been snowed in. A friend was stuck at my house for 4 days! How about you??

49 .TF09. 02.03.10 at 8:27 pm

HOT DAMN.

*yells out expletives*

DAYUUUUMMMMMMMM.

50 LMCullen [Awesome since Mar09] 02.03.10 at 8:28 pm

thick..

not long…

but thick..

51 SpankMe_MrsP >TEAM ISLE ESME< 02.03.10 at 8:28 pm

*eyes widen*
OHHHH…MYYY…FUUUUCC-
*tries again*
JEEEEEEEEEEEEE-SUS!!! yes, yes, YES!!!!!

52 LGDIB (Team Kellan) 02.03.10 at 8:28 pm

__________flatline_______________

Kellan you're just sex on legs!!!

Please let there be posters to hang on the wall and wallet sizes. I will decorate my dorm room with all things Calvin Klein if they involve these pictures!!!

Can't wait to see you in 3D Mr. Lutz Hehe!!

Edit: He sweaty and oily and very *cough* packed in the nether regions *stares*…………… *dies*

53 Cjean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch 02.03.10 at 8:29 pm

Hey!!!! *hugs*

Well, I had to stop my comment there…so I wouldn't have to mod myself. lol

54 Robertsgirl 02.03.10 at 8:31 pm

OMG they don't leave much to the imagination!!

55 Small Town Cullen Girl 02.03.10 at 8:34 pm

Oh I have a “huge” imagination at this moment! lol

56 Team Robert&Taylor 02.03.10 at 8:36 pm

holy crap! HOT, SEXY, SMOKING, FINE, YUMMY MAN CANDY RIGHT THERE!!!!

I think I just died!

*checks pulse (doesn't hear anything)*

……..Yep, I died!!!

57 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.03.10 at 8:36 pm

Poor Punchy – she's stuck in class… says her face is all red cuz she saw the pics, but only on her phone… she's gonna DIE when she sees them full-size!!

58 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.03.10 at 8:37 pm

And darlin'? I'm sure you were awesome WAY before Mar09… ;)

59 dee <team britpack!> 02.03.10 at 8:37 pm

You didn't know?! Where have you been? LOL

here http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2408... . Enjoy! LOL

60 Twilight_In_Phx 02.03.10 at 8:37 pm

Oh c'mon, that cannot be real….can it? *eyes popping out of sockets*

61 T-RoxSox 02.03.10 at 8:37 pm

Haha!! That would be epic!!!

62 iseelondon 02.03.10 at 8:45 pm

Is that a baseball bat in your shorts, or are you just happy to see me?

63 Robertsgirl 02.03.10 at 8:45 pm

LMAO

64 dazzledtwilighter 02.03.10 at 8:46 pm

O….M……G….!!! =D =D THESE ARE AWESOME!!! HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!! *squeals*.. but I <3 Kellan!! Love LOVE these pictures!! Need a towel!! these are hot!!! thank you for making my day!! WOW!

65 TeamCharlie12 02.03.10 at 8:47 pm

Is it horrible that my eyes went directly to Kellan's junk???

66 T-RoxSox 02.03.10 at 8:48 pm

AHHHHH!
Yeah, been kinda out of the loop lately…I abandoned the twitter world…lol

67 Gaby ( around april/ 09 ) 02.03.10 at 8:51 pm

** at my Offfice **
Co-worker : Gaby where's my report?
Gaby : huh
Co-worker: Gaby , why are you staring at your screen so close?
Gaby : ur ..uh..huh
Co- worker finally get up and get in to my Cube
Oh Sweet Mother of…!#$#@!……….

Co-worker : Ur…can you scraw up and down!!! LFMAO!

68 robskiwi 02.03.10 at 8:52 pm

Wow!!!! the thought of Rosalie & Emmett knocking houses down in their early days just got a whole lot more graphic in my head!!!!

69 i love rob 02.03.10 at 8:53 pm

No…..thats not horrible at all!!!! Perfectly normal……i would have been worried if you hadnt!!!! LMAO!

70 lionandlamb6669 02.03.10 at 9:03 pm

*giggles*

71 dee <team britpack!> 02.03.10 at 9:04 pm

You and me both! Well i'm always on twitter but long long time without being here!! Time never enough.

72 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.03.10 at 9:05 pm

*snickers* trying to find the words I want to say without getting modded is seriously proving to be a challenge… ;)

Impressive… girth… :D

73 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.03.10 at 9:05 pm

you aren't the only one!!! the saddes moment of my day will be when this ceases to be the top post when I refresh the page… :(

74 geminiheartmk 02.03.10 at 9:07 pm

Wow! Mmmmmm…I would like to throw some water on those white boxers!!

75 DDB_DazzledByRob TeamElevator 02.03.10 at 9:09 pm

GAAAHHH!
Is he trying to kill us?!
*faints*

76 teamjacob888 02.03.10 at 9:13 pm

HOLY PACKAGE!!!!! SEXY AS HELL!!

77 KTPattz~TeamJawPorn~ 02.03.10 at 9:14 pm

ok… so um…. uh…. *tries to get thoughts together*…. uh…….

*scrolls to top of page* …..what was I gonna say???

Oh yeah, so um, I'm not a huge Kellan fan, I mean he's totally HOTT, but I'm a Rob girl… but um…. *licks lips*….. WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW……….

They are actually leaving ALOT to the imagination cause now it'll be more detailed!! HOLY HALE!! Those pictures are…. uh….. …………… no words….. I don't think my mouth has closed at all in the past like 5 minutes……

78 OhEdward (The Original) 02.03.10 at 9:16 pm

Ok, here's what I don't get! That muscle of Kellan's above his hip bone that starts the formation of “THE V” looks so dang hot on him! So why, why, why when I've been ab working like mad and I get the same musculature, it looks like a muffin top?

I think maybe if I put on some Calvin Klein skivies it might help, preferably with Kellan still in them. LOL

79 Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH)♥ 02.03.10 at 9:17 pm

well hello Kellan….
ohhhhhhhh—–hello random O

F£@!$ ME!!…

uhhh..do you see what i see… if i dont want to get moded i better leave right now!!…

80 KTPattz~TeamJawPorn~ 02.03.10 at 9:19 pm

How can it NOT?!?!?! It's… so…… THERE!!! =) =) =)

81 Robaddict Team Leg Hitch 02.03.10 at 9:21 pm

—————————————————————————–I'M DEAD!!! xP

82 robskiwi 02.03.10 at 9:23 pm

you barely even need to throw water on them! hahaha

83 ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny) 02.03.10 at 9:24 pm

I know I'm trying to keep my comments to myself… They can't just throw a post like this at us and expect us to be ladies…. LOL

84 ♥Im_with_the_vampires♥ (Jenny) 02.03.10 at 9:29 pm

Oh no not you too.. I think we need Dr. Carlises in this post STAT… Too many dead people lying around here… Can you image if they put this pic on the side of a bus…. Their will be alot of car accidents and people being ran over… LMAO

85 LMCullen [Awesome since Mar09] 02.03.10 at 9:30 pm

LOL thanks! But I really wasn't TRULY AWESOME until I found this site : ) hahahaha

86 LMCullen [Awesome since Mar09] 02.03.10 at 9:31 pm

awww Poor Punchy!

SHE'LL be speechless .. i'm sure!

87 vamps don't have fangs 02.03.10 at 9:34 pm

I want to run my hands along Kellan's big, tough, sexy, hard, stiff…….

Oh come one people! I'm talking about his 12 pack stomach.

okay… no I'm not. But for kids under 14… I am.

88 TeamCharlie12 02.03.10 at 9:39 pm

Anyone ever see the episode of south park with the jonas bros and all the little girls mouthes pop ope when they walk in the room….thats what I did when I saw these….It was totally involuntary….

89 Katy [Jackson <3] 02.03.10 at 9:44 pm

right! that's impossible :D

90 Katy [Jackson <3] 02.03.10 at 9:44 pm

right! that's impossible :D

91 mlj (Team Pea Coat) 02.03.10 at 9:44 pm

He is packing some HEAT, that's for sure.

I am staring so hard that my contacts are fogging up!

92 kissedANDbitten 02.03.10 at 9:46 pm

Dear Kellan,
Please tell your junk to stop STARING at me,
it's making me nervous!
and hungry
*faints*

93 Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH)♥ 02.03.10 at 9:48 pm

its impossible, i had to go on FB and twitter and Release some ..lol

94 teamjacob888 02.03.10 at 9:51 pm

I can't stop staring at it….. the images running through my head right now would probably get me arrested. lol

95 TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI 02.03.10 at 9:51 pm

*snort*
LMFAO
Be careful… we dont want 'em jumping out and poking you in the eye!!

96 TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI 02.03.10 at 9:52 pm

%@Y%O(@Y%A*^%A^%()@!&%@#*()^%@A*$^!
OH.MY.JEEBUS!!
IF I say ANYTHING, I will HAVE to mod myself…
*shakes head to clear it*
FUDDDDDDGEEEEEEEEEE

97 willow45 02.03.10 at 9:53 pm

Sorry Jacob! I just became Team Emmett! Sweet! I'm with *i love rob* – mushrooms it is for dinner tonight! Raw.

98 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.03.10 at 9:54 pm

Well, darlin'… you've always been “truly awesome” in my eyes… *MWAH!*

99 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.03.10 at 9:55 pm

*snickers* oh, if you could see the things she's saying! LOL

100 LadyLautner 02.03.10 at 9:56 pm

JHNIUBNUNYHFYNVCN UN0O2LGQ6TYGBHMNBN
OMFG, LIKE I COMPLETELY FLIPPED OUT WHEN I SAW THIS PICTURE
I LITERALLY SCREAMED INSIDE
I MEAN…………*stares at pics again*……………LOOK AT HIS PACKAGE
AND IN THE SECOND PICTURE YOU GET A REALLY GOOD LOOK AT THE FORM OF HIS “you know what”
*drools on herself*

101 geminiheartmk 02.03.10 at 9:56 pm

LOL! That is true, but hey it couldn't hurt!

102 NMA_Team Superhuman Teeth Baby 02.03.10 at 9:57 pm

Hi.. .This is the ghost of NMA. I'm having to type this comment because after she saw the pics of Kellan she died.

103 LadyLautner 02.03.10 at 9:59 pm

when is Taylor gonna be modeling for CK
*wiggles eyebrows*
let me know

104 LadyLautner 02.03.10 at 10:04 pm

naaah, its the baseball bat in his “VERY form fitting” shorts

105 red7 02.03.10 at 10:05 pm

there is a GOD!

106 Miss_Heather 02.03.10 at 10:06 pm

Well we sure know the boy doesn’t use steroids, unless of course it’s padded and if it’s know * wink * then hello mr lutz. He would make some lucky lady very, very, very happy

107 Encourage The Monster! 02.03.10 at 10:07 pm

Lol…

108 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.03.10 at 10:08 pm

*snickers*

Mr. Lutz singin:

kellanlicious definition
Make them girls go loco
They want my treasure
So they get their pleasures from my photo

I'm Kellanlicious
(So delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym
Just workin? on my fitness
She's my witness

*fan self*

109 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.03.10 at 10:15 pm

LOL uh-oh…mmmm lndies l don't think 911 is ready to treat all the flat lines we're gonna have today :S…..

—————————————–

110 LMCullen [Awesome since Mar09] 02.03.10 at 10:17 pm

Oh I can just imagine!!!

If that was Jackson .. I'd be getting me some J .. ACTION!

mwhahahahahaha

111 LMCullen [Awesome since Mar09] 02.03.10 at 10:17 pm

awww .. well thank you hun!

I heart you!!!!!!!

112 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.03.10 at 10:17 pm

and he lovesss us!!!!! and he must have been in a wonderful mood when he created this :D

113 Tre_Claire 02.03.10 at 10:18 pm

*giggles*

114 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.03.10 at 10:22 pm

*hugs LMC tight* me too, darlin'!

115 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.03.10 at 10:22 pm

*sniggers* “Jackson Action”… it rhymes!! :D

116 Robaddict Team Leg Hitch 02.03.10 at 10:38 pm

haha!! This is my spirit typing now!! lol …..hmmm..i don't think Dr. Cullen could help us, it would prolly cause another code blue crisis!lol
lmao, …. imagine the news reports!!! ……..:D

117 Robaddict Team Leg Hitch 02.03.10 at 10:38 pm

haha!! This is my spirit typing now!! lol …..hmmm..i don't think Dr. Cullen could help us, it would prolly cause another code blue crisis!lol
lmao, …. imagine the news reports!!! ……..:D

118 IloveyouEdward 02.03.10 at 10:40 pm

OH MY GOD !
WHOA

119 TwilightInMyEyes*iNeedEclipse* 02.03.10 at 10:43 pm

i'm only seeing ONE thing in these pics and i just can't freaking help myself.

i literally don't know the expression on his face……

120 MegO 02.03.10 at 10:45 pm

It should be illegal for Kellan to wear any clothes! It should be law for him to stay in those CK undies, or less at all times!!! WOW!

121 CF911 Eff Your Guitar 02.03.10 at 10:47 pm

I know some Kellan fans have got to be unicorning right now.

Holy hotness!!

Can I please get Rob or Kristen to do something like this? Please.

122 Casizzle 02.03.10 at 10:47 pm

LOL I was at school eating lunch when I saw this and it was from my phone! Ya, not a good place to see this lol I immediately covered it up with my hand before handing it to my friend haha we were both dyeing laughing.

I think this shows a little too much, if you know what I mean ;-) *starts giggling uncontrollably*

123 FTW - Bring on Remember Me! 02.03.10 at 10:49 pm

Kellan has never made me swoon or thud before…but THUD!

*swoon*

*dies*

124 bean_Bad 2 the RathBone[Mar09] 02.03.10 at 10:53 pm

I literally have no words.

125 Nicnixs 02.03.10 at 10:55 pm

I think you need to lie down Ceci :) lol

126 i love rob 02.03.10 at 10:56 pm

We dont????????

LMFAO!

127 i love rob 02.03.10 at 10:59 pm

LMFAO!!!!!! I love mushrooms!!!!!! They are sooooo yummy in my mouth!!!!

128 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.03.10 at 11:13 pm

hahahah!!!!

129 breesmom 02.03.10 at 11:17 pm

Yes, I do want to see Rob in a similar pic…but I can't help but think that his would look a lttle different!

**wink**

130 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.03.10 at 11:19 pm

Wow… Kellan…. I don't know what to say.
Just…. (*exhales)
These are too hot for comprehension..
K e l l a n…. that second picture is soo “explict thought” provoking that i MUST leave now.
Now, If we could only get Taylor in little undies like these… ;)

131 breesmom 02.03.10 at 11:20 pm

LOL

Well, he is an all-American boy!

132 CF911 Eff Your Guitar 02.03.10 at 11:22 pm

wet …. and in underwear …. please … NOW. LOL

133 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.03.10 at 11:26 pm

:D :D:D

134 breesmom 02.03.10 at 11:28 pm

Oh, yes!

135 ruhu 02.03.10 at 11:40 pm

these photos are DISGUSTING!!!! His package is soooo gross. It is so massive it looks like an alien about to burst out of his shorts! Cringe!

136 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.03.10 at 11:44 pm

(*gasp)
So you sell out for a….. sexy… hot… sweaty…. muscular… yummy…… well packaged… sex on legs….
(*eyes travel south on 2nd photo)
*drools….
Oh what the hale… Team Emmett is looking REALLY good right now….

137 Flowers_and_Cookies (Patzy) 02.03.10 at 11:47 pm

Yes Ma'am he is!

138 Kristine 02.03.10 at 11:47 pm

has anyone read a novel called redeeming love? I got it as a birthday gift from my auntie, and MAN… the book is awesome… i read it in 3 days(the book is as thick as new moon)!!! actually, er, i read it 3 times… ;-) beautiful love story and guess what?? they are making a movie out of it…can't wait!!! all the time I was reading it I imagined the main caracter's description as Mr Lutz!!! OMG… YOU SHOULD READ ABOUT MICHAEL AND ANGEL… it would b awesome if they cast him to play Michael…
can't breath…………………………

139 TeamTKRJ 02.03.10 at 11:51 pm

JESUS CHRIST.

I've been waiting for this day ever since I first heard he'd be modeling for Calvin Klein… Thank you God for making such a beautiful man and letting him show off his gracious plenty(teehee)…

140 TeamTKRJ 02.03.10 at 11:51 pm

YES!

After February 11th let us pray Taylor will get into some tighty whiteys.

141 Diana 02.03.10 at 11:52 pm

OMG…I just checked if someone else was watching =))))))))))

142 mlj (Team Pea Coat) 02.03.10 at 11:59 pm

Some of us like a package to be on the big side….just sayin. I sure wouldnt mind getting that as a gift.

143 kelsey_loves_emmett 02.04.10 at 12:01 am

Female Newscaster:
Today on http://www.teamtwilight.com, there were numerous deaths thanks to Kellan Lutz in his Calvin Klein undies. When a doctor by the name of Carlisle Cullen rushed to the scene to help. Well let's just say all of the visitors to this website will ever be able to visit it again. Now like me all of you out there might be wondering what this picture looks like, and if you hold on just one second I'll tell you.
*Whips out phone and goes to website. Sees Kellan, and they cut to commercial*
:)

144 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 12:02 am

*praying
Dear Lord, Taylors Birthday is coming up soon.. very soon, and he will be FINALLY legal and as a present to his adoring fans, all i could ask for is a small photo including Taylor in xtra small undies, covered in sweat.

In the name of Jesus, Amen.

145 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 12:04 am

Dear Kellan.
I forking love you.
I always knew I picked your team for a reason.

I now know what I will be shagging when I shag you crazy.

You look good in your undies. Keep it that way. No more clothes.
Love, Punchy.

146 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 12:05 am

If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all…

So, I am going to ignore the fact that you made an account JUST to say that.

Thank you, darling. I am happy to know that my “man” *points up* make someone so jealous and unhappy that they make an account just to hate.

*hugs* Keep that smile!

147 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 12:07 am

I am dead.

148 Gaby ( around april/ 09 ) 02.04.10 at 12:07 am

** giggles **

all of it …urr approved by USDA!

LMAO!!

149 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 12:10 am

Punchy is dead.
Punchy is wordless.
Punchy is staring with her mouth wide open ;) (hear that, Kellan?)

150 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 12:12 am

LOL..
I don't think he was a mystery, was he?
Jackson, on the other hand……..
Born in a country where it isn't common, YET, in an AMERICAN military base… hmm

151 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 12:15 am

OMFG i know, right?
*dies*

152 ICB *Sethward Saves the Day* 02.04.10 at 12:15 am

so…why they felt they needed to oil him down i will never understand…i hope this aint a billboard…im gonna crash my car…or walk into a streetlight or something…

153 ICB *Sethward Saves the Day* 02.04.10 at 12:16 am

now put the sticky note on top of his CK's and call it a day!

154 Small Town Cullen Girl 02.04.10 at 12:22 am

That is great.

155 IluvAlexMeraz-BronsonisMIO! 02.04.10 at 12:25 am

HOLY.COW.

His thing is about to pop out!

Big and think…just how i like 'em…LMAO ;)

Alex pleaseeeeeeeeee do a shot like this? Mind if i provide the undergarments? LOL

156 Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*MC-VG* 02.04.10 at 12:27 am

uh.. wow.. he.. um… HOT!!

sooo WHO thinks that all the Twi-Boys should do a Calvin Klein underwear shoot?!?!?

*raises hand* MEE!!! ;)

157 IluvAlexMeraz-BronsonisMIO! 02.04.10 at 12:27 am

AHHH BFF! Fiesting on my hubby now arn't you?? LOL

158 30yearoldtwifan ♥Team Nessie♥ 02.04.10 at 12:28 am

It has to be a Sock? Right?

LOL

159 ruhu 02.04.10 at 12:28 am

can't help it. it's too gross. Rpatz and his normal package forever…it sparkles :)

160 30yearoldtwifan ♥Team Nessie♥ 02.04.10 at 12:29 am

LOL Are you Ok Bean?

161 IluvAlexMeraz-BronsonisMIO! 02.04.10 at 12:30 am

Kellan shouls sing:

I make them good girls, go, them good girls go baddddddd!….Sure made me ;)

162 30yearoldtwifan ♥Team Nessie♥ 02.04.10 at 12:30 am

Maybe soon, he turns 18 in a few weeks LOL

163 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 12:30 am

lol! Nah. I'll hand deliver it. And put the sticky on whats under his ck's.

164 IluvAlexMeraz-BronsonisMIO! 02.04.10 at 12:32 am

I had to cover my 2 yr old sisters eyes when in awe of these pics. LOL

165 IluvAlexMeraz-BronsonisMIO! 02.04.10 at 12:34 am

i would be on cloud nine if that HAPPENED!

166 Edward can B my peeping Tom 02.04.10 at 12:35 am

Oh my, man!
I'm in awe by your name.
I love it!

167 leahreallyitis 02.04.10 at 12:36 am

seriously this man is going to cause an accident of us Women ha ha ha ha!

168 leahreallyitis 02.04.10 at 12:37 am

ha ha ha ha ha! hey go for it!

169 leahreallyitis 02.04.10 at 12:37 am

hmmmmmmmmmm wish we could find out

170 Robaddict Team Leg Hitch 02.04.10 at 12:37 am

LMAO!! —–clicks like——–:DDDDDD

171 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.04.10 at 12:38 am

hehehe thanx hon….*deep sigh* the things those holy muscles can do :)

172 leahreallyitis 02.04.10 at 12:41 am

that goes ditto for me too:)LOL;)

173 kelsey_loves_emmett 02.04.10 at 12:43 am

Just like to say that I've always been Team Emmett/Kellan. And that I got to meet him this summer. Just saying. ;)

174 T-RoxSox 02.04.10 at 12:43 am

YESSS!! Well….borrowing since he's yours…LOL

175 i love rob 02.04.10 at 12:44 am

And your point is??????

176 laj_teambreakmyheadboard 02.04.10 at 12:44 am

YUMMY!!!! I want a piece of that

177 leahreallyitis 02.04.10 at 12:44 am

okay I am laughing so hard! I want Rob to be in his CK's in a magazine LOL:)

178 kelsey_loves_emmett 02.04.10 at 12:46 am

*unlike*
Kellan is cooler than Rob. Sorry but my mamma told me to always state the facts.

179 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 12:46 am

*snort* Punchy is thinking naughty, naughty thoughts!

180 leahreallyitis 02.04.10 at 12:47 am

ha ha ha ha ha! I am waiting for Rob to do it next:)

181 teamjacob888 02.04.10 at 12:48 am

Are you serious? What planet are you from?

182 leahreallyitis 02.04.10 at 12:48 am

well you could investigate a little more:) ha ha ha haha!

183 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.04.10 at 12:49 am

woohooo, *jumping and raising both hands* where do i sign!!!! l want it!!! l neeeeeedd it!!!!

184 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 12:49 am

I TOLD YOU YOU'D DIE!!!

Hey, by the way, niiiice avi! Where'd ya find it? *smirks*

185 leahreallyitis 02.04.10 at 12:49 am

ha ha ha ha ha such beautiful words LOL:)

186 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 12:53 am

I'd probably have a heart attack in a pool of sweat and a pile ruined panties.

187 leahreallyitis 02.04.10 at 12:54 am

now your talkin;) LOL:) yes wet and in CK underwear and the look of come and get me;)

188 leahreallyitis 02.04.10 at 12:55 am

welcome to gutterland ha ha ha ha

189 NTJB - Lost in LGR w/ Copward 02.04.10 at 12:56 am

What the hell?

I spend all day being freaked out because I'm going to the Jimmy Fallon show on 3/1 and totally missed this?!?!??!

$*@)$&*#@&#

190 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.04.10 at 12:57 am

hhahahahha *wink*…..seeing Mr. Lutz in gym aaaaahhh MERCY lol

191 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 1:01 am

Thank you.
It's better when its in its full… length.. *giggles*

192 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 1:01 am

*like*

193 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 1:02 am

very, very, very naughty…
*mouth drops open*
That remind me.

Kellan, my parents are gone for a week. Come over. We can do it anywhere and anytime we want.

194 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 1:03 am

rob's too self conscious to do it. he doesn't like his body. kellan has confidence and likes his body.

195 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 1:03 am

*dies again*
OMFG
YUM!
 
 
My heart is … soo mad at me.

196 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.04.10 at 1:06 am

and l'll be there w/ ya but only drowning in my sweat cause w/ this l finally quitted wearing panties lol

197 The Popper 02.04.10 at 1:07 am

*stands in line*.. i wanna ride that baby!..

198 The Popper 02.04.10 at 1:10 am

oh to be the one to oil him down… *whimpers*..

199 The Popper 02.04.10 at 1:13 am

*gets on kness & prays along*

200 ICB *Sethward Saves the Day* 02.04.10 at 1:15 am

that'll work!…maybe u should put a bow on it first ;-) …need something to unwrap

201 ICB *Sethward Saves the Day* 02.04.10 at 1:15 am

death by oily Kellan feels fitting…induces shamantie dripping

202 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 1:15 am

LOL, maybe I should quit because I can't keep telling the clerks at the store why I come back every week for new undies… its getting awkward.

Clerk: Lady, do you have some kind of bed wetting problem?
Me: No, well, kinda sorta. but its not what you think.. I mean its Kellan, Rob, and Taylor's fault…. (*blushes)
Clerk: What?
Me: (*looks around) idon'twannatalkaboutit.!!!!

203 The Popper 02.04.10 at 1:24 am

*sings*.. do u see what i see?!..

i can tell u this much.. i never expected to see that much of any of my tei guys.. so .. i think a .. thank you, amen, praise ala.. and all the rest, is in order.. lol..

204 TeamCharlie12 02.04.10 at 1:29 am

I'd take Kellan's freakishly large appendage 10 times a day everyday for eternity. If only all men were this beautiful AND well endowed….The world would be full of smiling happy women!

205 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 1:31 am

Lol. I could think of some other things to pray about, but God probably wouldn't approve of any of my thoughts, being that they all include Taylor, dragons, and lots of foreign sticky stuff. (*don't wanna get modded.)

206 willow45 02.04.10 at 1:32 am

You are a nasty, nasty girl! I think I love you!

207 willow45 02.04.10 at 1:34 am

*hangs head in shame* What can I say? Out of sight is out of mind. And I have to do something with my time until next Thursday!

208 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.04.10 at 1:35 am

hahah haha ahahahha, but if it's a lady

Nem: *grabs alpha's hand*
come girl, it's not worth it
alpha: l just want one last try *sad eyes*
Nem: pfffft, are u serious?, l have Tay's Calvin Klein photos in my
hands, they jus came out!!!
Clerk: what are u girls talking about?
alpha: show me, show me!!!!!
Nem: *takes out photos and show them to alpha and clerk*
alpha: *combusts and faints* (as expected)
Clerk: HOLY %&%$/&/%…….*looks down* need to go somewhere..
but don't leave!!!! now l get it!!! so how about xtra undies
for those pics??? lol

209 megilegin ( team "flippy" ) 02.04.10 at 1:41 am

Wowwwwwwww

wowwwwwwwwwwww

Ooooowwwwooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! :O

*drools*

210 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 1:41 am

*gasp* seriously!! Wow. Would you let me come over and just say… hi? Pretty please? :)

211 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 1:42 am

LMAO.. if its a lady, she will definately see the need for new panties after seeing photos like these.

And you're right, i'm just gonna stop wearing them, because with Taylor turning 18, i'll destroy lots of undies and pants, so i'll just go without.
(*removes undies)
Okay, now, about this photo….

212 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 1:45 am

Your right… Tay's bday is a week away.. and Kellan's bundle of joy is quite a time consumer… lol.
Okay, out of sight is out of mind. Bring on more semi-naked pics of Kellan!!! Wheww!!!!

213 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 1:49 am

*snickers* you are on a roll, darlin'… ROFL

214 Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*MC-VG* 02.04.10 at 1:49 am

LUCKY!!! :)

215 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 1:50 am

And we really like that he likes his body. Because we like his body. EVERYONE loves Kellan's body… ;)

216 i love rob 02.04.10 at 1:50 am

HAHAHAHA!!!!! Yes I am!!!! And damn proud of it too!!!! :)

MUAH!

217 lexidevon 02.04.10 at 1:51 am

Umm…huh…what…
Wow…damn…
I'm starting to consider breaking up with my boyfriend and spend the rest of my time staring at these pictures…

218 IluvAlexMeraz-BronsonisMIO! 02.04.10 at 1:51 am

GOOD!

Borrow…no %$# or any of that sorts. LOL

219 NTJB - Lost in LGR w/ Copward 02.04.10 at 1:51 am

I'm still in shock. It hasn't registered yet. I haven't even jumped up and down and cried yet LOL.

220 woolfy 02.04.10 at 1:52 am

Looks more like he's sweaty…oh, great, now my imagination goes all wild… I need a very cold shower!

221 Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*MC-VG* 02.04.10 at 1:53 am

oh my, i think we ALL would be in that same boat…..

*sigh* just imagine… Rob, Taylor, Jackson, the Wolf Pack boys…. aw what the heck, the girls should just join in too!!!!! *looks around* woops. did i just say that out loud?? hehehe.

222 lutz_of_love 02.04.10 at 1:55 am

Oh crap I missed work today cause my kid was sick and I missed this! Now to find that truck big enough to steal the billboard!

223 Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*MC-VG* 02.04.10 at 1:56 am

i know right?! god that would be amazing…. i would blow the pictures up to poster size & frame those suckers!! :D

224 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 1:57 am

*high-4's Punchy* AMEN, darlin'!

225 lutz_of_love 02.04.10 at 1:59 am

Crap Punchy I've been waiting for these pics and I missed the post! Sorry I just licked your avi! LOL

226 Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*MC-VG* 02.04.10 at 1:59 am

no way?? i would be squealing if i was able to go to a Jimmy Fallon show! lol. it will hit you soon enough ;)

227 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 2:03 am

Don't even worry! The girls make a great addition!!!
I'm imagining all right…
(*chants like Dorothy in Wizard of Oz)
Rob, Taylor,and Kellan… Oh My.
Kristen, Ashley, and Nikki.. Oh My.
Rob,Kristen, Taylor, Ashley, Nikki, Kellan, Jackson… (*dies)

228 kstewfan11 02.04.10 at 2:05 am

man that thing is huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

229 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.04.10 at 2:06 am

LOL feeling more free now hu? heheh

about this photo………..*sighs* l just forgot what l was about to say!! oh WTH *stars drooling again*

230 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 2:06 am

Punchy! I c.a.n.t. brea (*Thud*)

231 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.04.10 at 2:07 am

hahahhah that's perfect for our girls crush *wink*

232 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 2:12 am

Yes, i've been freed.
*drools with Nems.

*starts chanting
“Oh Kellan, you so fine”
“You so fine, you blow my mind”
“Hey Kellan, Hey, Hey, Hey Kellan.”

233 ICB *Sethward Saves the Day* 02.04.10 at 2:16 am

hes all tan and oily/sweaty…and tha bulge is like merry christmas happy birthday, new year, 4th of july, and thanksgiving dinner…lol…yea i said it…lol

234 TeamTKRJ 02.04.10 at 2:22 am

Amen.

235 ruhu 02.04.10 at 2:23 am

I don't know…tiny package is bad news but a monstrous sized one is a real drag…

236 TeamTKRJ 02.04.10 at 2:23 am

My 9 year old brother, 8 year old brother, and 6 year old sister all made comments. My sister said, “His junk is huge!”

237 Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*MC-VG* 02.04.10 at 2:26 am

hahaha! good, i think so too!!

*imagines with alpha* OH MY!! *thud*

;)

238 Kittypurr 02.04.10 at 2:30 am

yummmy he's lookig hot. I would lose concentration if I saw this on a bill board.

239 TeamDelish-CarolinaCullenCoven 02.04.10 at 2:32 am

love it! lol *clicks like*

240 willow45 02.04.10 at 2:36 am

That was easy! Let me twist your arm a little! lol

241 TeamDelish-CarolinaCullenCoven 02.04.10 at 2:37 am

ROTFL! You girls are making me laugh so hard tonight! Thank you Kellan for providing such a yummy topic of discussion!

242 willow45 02.04.10 at 2:37 am

MUAH! Right back at you.

243 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 2:38 am

hahaha… *thud.
More like *becomes sweaty, sticky mess, and then passes out.!*
Lol.
BTW, gorgeous avi, i'm in love with Kris and her leather jacket.

244 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 2:39 am

lol. *ow.
hahahahah….

245 TeamDelish-CarolinaCullenCoven 02.04.10 at 2:41 am

LOL ! That's the exact song that popped in my head when I saw these pictures. too funny

246 Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*MC-VG* 02.04.10 at 2:43 am

HAHAHA!!! i so agree ;)

oh why thank you! i love her too ;) and ummm, your avi is QUITE humorous! :D

247 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.04.10 at 2:47 am

LMAO!!! after finishin drooling *sings w/ alpha*

248 TeamDelish-CarolinaCullenCoven 02.04.10 at 2:47 am

Wow…Kellan…nice to meet you. Did you just ask me to look you in the eyes when I'm talking to you? Ummm..yeah…

249 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 2:48 am

Oh, why, thank you very much. I love Taylor's boobs.

250 Carter04~TeamLegHitch~*MC-VG* 02.04.10 at 2:49 am

hehehe…. i had no idea his boobs were so big! :)

251 The Popper 02.04.10 at 2:53 am

lol.. well if there is a he… he made all of it.. “oh, how he tempt's me so”.. .. tempt me some more.. go on.. don't hold back.. lmao!..

252 danielle84 02.04.10 at 2:55 am

OMG I think I have died and gone to HEAVEN. Nope still in class. I cant focus with him. so hot really hot. look at him my god. I want I need…HIM. My Precious…My Precious…My Precious.

253 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 2:56 am

(*sings w/ Nem)
Gosh, I just love his arms, abs, v-cut, and his bundle of joy. (*wink)

254 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.04.10 at 2:56 am

:) thanx dear TD….doesn't he deserve it though???

255 TeamDelish-CarolinaCullenCoven 02.04.10 at 2:58 am

He deserves a LOT of things for these pics. lol

256 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 2:59 am

*stumbles*
I am dead.
He is … gorgeous.

257 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 3:00 am

So are you a sheep in wolves clothing or are you just a bad speller and a name stealer? There is a WOLFI (Team LEAH) who has been here for a long time. I hope you asked her if it was OK that you soiled her name.

258 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.04.10 at 3:03 am

oooh that V-cut that reaches just to glory LOL….better shut before getting mod hehe

259 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:04 am

Thanks, thanks!

260 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:04 am

er… if you don't mind the sex mess the house will be in.

261 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:04 am

Yes, yes they do!

262 MissMary *TeamBellaLoca* 02.04.10 at 3:05 am

What was NMM.org thinking??? We're only human after all, lol :p

263 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 3:05 am

lol, oh how he tempts me sooo…
(*imagines taylor's CK photo shoot)
Come on Taylor, show a little skin.
Don't be afraid to be free, let it all hang out.
Work it, work it.. now turn around and shake it…
(*faints at thought)

264 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:07 am

Hi there. How are you?

Sorry if I seem rude, however, we have a certain level of respect on this site.
You see, *points to Kelsey's avi* That's my avi. I know, I know, i don't have it now, however, I changed it only a few hours ago. And this a temporary. As hot as Kellan is in his undies, the grab is a lot nicer :)
Anyways, I would appreciate it if you changed your avi, out of respect for your fellow Kellan girl.
Thanks.

265 VAMPLOVER CarolinaCullenCoven 02.04.10 at 3:07 am

*taps TDs Shoulder* Hey Coven sister! *hug* Got your eyes back in sockets? LOL Sheesh, these are good. Now,if Rob did one, bury me in blue. LOL *holds heart*

266 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:08 am

Thanks.
We like to call it his little gift, him and I enjoy that huge package!

267 mrscullenwentz 02.04.10 at 3:12 am

Does he stuff his pants or is it that big?

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

268 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 3:12 am

*snickers* Kellan with s*x hair…. *thud* ummmm… I don't mind at all!! :D

269 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:12 am

Um.
RPattz sparkles?
Okay. First off, I will state the obvious.
RPattz is a human. Robert Pattinson. Humans don't sparkle.
Edward Cullens may sparkle, but he is a fictional character.
Second, how do you know what Robert's packing? He could be a side carrier, where he pushes it to the side just to contain it, or maybe he wears tight undies like the ones Kellan is modeling.
Point is, you have NO idea what Rob's penis looks like. Sorry honey.

YOu need to differentiate Rob and Edward.

270 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:13 am

*raises paw in the air*
uh…
oops..
I'm not um.. not half wolf girl..
*hides paw, raises hand*

271 nemesis_CarolinaCullenCoven!nH 02.04.10 at 3:13 am

*evil smile* oh yeah, starting w/ the song and then moving to more physical rewardings lol…..

ooow TD, w/ all the sadness in my heart l'll have to go early…l'm having a girls night out w/ some friends :D :D:D…and they'll hang me if i'm not ready in about 1/2 hr XD…..but u girls have fun in here K….tell Vampie and C shell if she's around, good night and hopefully l'll see u guys around tomorrow!! l leave this place in your expert hands *wink*

*blows a kiss to TD*

272 TeamDelish-CarolinaCullenCoven 02.04.10 at 3:14 am

*jumps a mile high* oh Vampie! It's you! *gives VL a big hug*
Yeah…I was thinking to myself how best to get Rob to do a CK shoot. We'll probably have to compromise, but we can work with that. Maybe he'd be willing to do a photo shoot in some tight CK skinny jeans and no shirt…or maybe a wet CK tshirt. That would be pretty effin hot in itself. He can be modest and leave the rest up to our ample imaginations. hehehe

273 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:14 am

Sorry, Rob is the tiny package you speak of.
Dang.

And that *points up* is NOT monstrous. He's not a huge man, you can tell through those pictures. He just is wearing undies that are like a push up bra. Makes him appear bigger, I'm 100% team kellan, but that man is not a monstrous ding dong

274 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:14 am

Lick it all you want.

The crotch grab will probably make its come back. This pic is hot, but I personally like the bad ass crotch grab more… even though you can CLEARLY see what he is grabbing in this pic *snicker*

275 [αℓρħα т. ∂ .ℓ] 02.04.10 at 3:15 am

GLORY (in all caps)
Yes, Kellan's glorious… umm…. package?
i love that v-cut, so help me god… darn, all the things i want to say will WITHOUT a doubt get me modded….
(*sigh)

276 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:15 am

Oh honey, we unwrap it every night. LOL

277 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:16 am

LMFBO
*shrugs* ddn't even bother to * it, oops. Oh well.

Haha, yes yes .. *day dreams*

278 TeamDelish-CarolinaCullenCoven 02.04.10 at 3:16 am

awww! Have fun Nem! We'll make sure Kellan doesn't put his clothes back on before you get back. lol
Be safe tonight, and have a wonderful time with your girls! *blows kiss back to Nem*
I'll tell C shell and Vampie for ya!

279 dee 02.04.10 at 3:19 am

Well, not little XD Its just rather compact so to say. Very nice!

280 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 3:19 am

*snort* nope. And on this post, I bet you can't even remember anyone by the name of Bronson…. ;)
*giggles* I was mentioning your reply to the above comment to hubby (who I showed the pics to), and commented that I couldn't get the whole “it was so massive it looked like an alien” thing out of my head… cuz… well, as I said to hubby, I don't see much difference between him & Kellan… I swear I was just about molested in the laundry room… LOL

281 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 3:20 am

*snickers* why, oh why am I not surprised! I just KNEW you'd be switching avis too… :D

282 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:21 am

soo. you basically said to hubby you think he has a large package?
LOL is that correct?

283 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:22 am

LOL
I totally thought you were ME!
I even asked myself “When did I write that?”

284 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 3:22 am

HEY HEY Beautiful lady. I am sorry but I just let WOOLFY know she had to change her name (points up) as she tried (unsuccessfully to steal yours). You might want to let her know you don't like someone defiling your beautiful name.

I haven't pulled out my Wolverine claws… YET.

285 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 3:24 am

Hi, I haven't seen you around before – nice to meet you!

Um… did you know you have someone else's avi? Every time I scroll down here, I keep thinking you're her! :D

286 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 3:25 am

As distracted as I am by Kellan's HAWT Bad. I am very pissed off to see what Newbies are doing to our wonderful names and avi's. What the Hale has been going on here while I have been busy earning one's to stuff down those tight undies of Kellan's?

287 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 3:26 am

*snickers* well, let's just say that I know he has a large package… and it just made his day to be favourably compared with our Kellan… *shrugs* it's his birthday, just wanted him to feel even better about himself… and my mama always told me to be honest, dammit! ;)

288 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 3:27 am

Um, excuse me.

I can see by your points that you are new. You stole someone else's avi and that is rude. Please change to that Hawt Kellan one you had before. Thank you. (use this one as your computer wallpaper).

289 danielle84 02.04.10 at 3:27 am

they usually stuff. but he is still hot.

290 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:28 am

LOL awwwwww
well HAPPY BIRTHDAY JA…MR. SNOWY!!!!!
LOL! lucky hubby, I bet you sure did make his day!

“Hey Hubby, everyone is saying Kellan has a MONSTOROUS package. But it looks a lot smaller then yours. *shrugs* just sayin'”

291 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 3:30 am

*snort* I did NOT say smaller, I said they were about the same, dammit!! Don't you take a thing of beauty away from Kellan!
*giggles* yeah, hubby closed the door on his office and came charging into the laundry room… *thinks about it* ya know, it was kind of like a birthday present for ME! LOL
I'll tell him you said happy birthday!

292 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 3:32 am

LOL wow. Lucky Snowy.

LOL… er.. *shrugs and points down* I said something along the lines below. That he isn't huge, he's packing, but he's not huge. And he's perfect no matter what, seeing it is just a bonus.

293 VAMPLOVER CarolinaCullenCoven 02.04.10 at 3:33 am

LOL TD, now you know the boy would be in danger with our imaginations running wild. LOL LOL
But OMG how hot would that be.-skinny jeans,wet t-shirt or no shirt——————-ohhhhh there goes the hormone overload again. *fanning,gasping*
Imagine what the real Mccoy would do to us. *thud/crash*

294 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 3:37 am

*snickers* “push up bra undies” WOOHOO!!

And no, he's not huge. Packing, well-endowed, and looking damn good! *wanders off to wish Happy Birthday to hubby again…* ;)

295 T-RoxSox 02.04.10 at 3:41 am

LMAO

296 TeamDelish-CarolinaCullenCoven 02.04.10 at 3:42 am

Oh man..I'm gonna have to find some of those awesome vids on youtube
now…so I can see some of the inspirational pics Rob has already gifted us
with! Imaginations running wild, for sure!

297 woolfy 02.04.10 at 3:48 am

Oh, nice :/ I've been here for a while too…
From 290 comments on this post only I might not know every name, but it was certainly not my intention to “soil” someone's, so I'd rather be a “sheep in wolves clothing” …
It's always a pleasure to come here in my “happy place” and to be so openly attacked :/

298 TeamDelish-CarolinaCullenCoven 02.04.10 at 3:48 am

Crap…just when my imagination was starting to go into overdrive-*curse
you, dryer buzzer alarm thingee!*
VL, I may not be back tonight…stupid laundry! Keep the Rob CK petition
going! ;-)
Oh, and Nem had to leave early tonight for a girls' night out. Cute huh?!
She told me to tell you and CShell goodnight. I haven't seen Cshell
tonight…maybe you will?
Have a great night! If you find any new *cough* inspirational pics and/or
vids of Rob let me know!

299 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 3:54 am

*snort* Have I told you lately that I love you? You are truly perfect.
I will add one other thing. “RPatz” HATES being called RPatz. He's said so. And so we don't call him that, dammit!

(and that's directed at ruhu, cuz I know dang well you were just replying in kind…)

*sniggers* hubby laughed out loud as I was reading him your comment… *sighs* is it wrong that I'd LIKE to know what Rob's penis looks like? :D

300 VAMPLOVER CarolinaCullenCoven 02.04.10 at 3:58 am

Roger and out TD. Will keep on look out for new videos,OK? Love ya, and I'll tell C shell for ya! *Coven hugs and throwing kiss*

301 TeamDelish-CarolinaCullenCoven 02.04.10 at 4:00 am

*so sad* Peace out, Vampie! See ya tomorrow!!

302 VAMPLOVER CarolinaCullenCoven 02.04.10 at 4:04 am

Peace out back at ya sweetie. Goodnight Parting is such sweet sorrow. LOL

303 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 4:08 am

I'm not surprised you want to know what it looks like.
Your hubby is English, right?
Look at his, and you'll know what Rob has. :)

304 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 4:10 am

OMFG. I love the new “context” button. saves me LOTS of time!

Anywho.
Yes. Push up bra undies. If only they had Underwire so that males would feel out pain *glares at chest* those buggers…

Yes yes, he is wonderful, and I know what package i'll dream of tonight!

305 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 4:14 am

She didn't attack you, she simply pointed out that your name is coincidently VERY similar to someone who has been here a while. and because you have under 50 comments, she was informing you that we value INDIVIDUAL names here.

306 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 4:15 am

huh? what's the “context” button? *looks around wildly* I don't have one of those!
*snickers* oh yeah, the payback of an underwire would be sweet!

307 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 4:15 am

LOL! BTW? Perfect? *rubs dirt off shoulder* hardly. but I try.

308 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 4:16 am

*sighs happily* yes. Yes he is! And I do believe you just made a good day even better! Thanks, darlin'! :)

309 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 4:17 am

Well, you're perfect to ME, anyway… I can't handle someone who's always pointing out my horrendous flaws, I need 'em raw & dirty like me! :D

310 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 4:20 am

LMFBOI point out your flaws? Oh no! *tries to gouge out flaw-pointing-outness*

311 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 4:21 am

LMFBO!
Good, glad I could help.
Now, everytime you see hubby's, it'll be looking at Rob's.

312 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 4:22 am

its on the disqus page. it lets you see the position of the comment so you know what was being said! *squee*

OMFG. I love and hate underwires. Love = because I havebig boobies. no underwire = low boobies. Hate = because they hurt and my big boobs always wreck them so I get f**king underwires poking my underarm!

313 sjaantje 02.04.10 at 4:25 am

I was just wondering the same thing. Can you imagine the madness in Time Square if they put this ad up!

314 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 4:25 am

Huh. I never use the disqust page, so I didn't know – that sounds awesome, though!

Me too. Love the shape and lift. HATE the damn things poking – that sh*t effin' HURTS, dammit!!

315 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 4:26 am

*rolls eyes* yeah, I don't think I'll be sharing that tidbit with hubby… :D

316 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 4:27 am

no no no no no no!! You DON'T point out my flaws, you just let me be my flawed me! And you're cool with who you are, too. THAT'S why I love you & think you're perfect! *shakes head* silly girl, put down the knife! :D

317 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 4:27 am

If you had been here for “a while” you would know for me this is sweet gentle and kind. When I attack honey my Wolverine claws come out and blood is drawn.

If you want me attack let me know. I'll even find a mod and warm them that I am about to attack. I usually do that prior to attacking so they are aware.

This is CALM and relaxed me, by the way.

318 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 4:28 am

LOL! Trust me, i know.
I have no money right now to buy the bras I desperately need, so I am wearing ones that poke me all the freaking day long *mutters under breath*
I really need to go bra shopping.
Stupid cup size and chest size. NO where has my size!

319 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 4:28 am

LMFBO
uh… he won't understand

320 sjaantje 02.04.10 at 4:28 am

LOL!

321 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 4:28 am

LOL oh okay okay..
*hugs*
I think you're perfect. I don't see any flaws……. Besides you being a Edward girl and not a Kellan girl *shakes head*
LOL
*hugs*
Thanks for being my AMAZING e-town buddy :)
Remember me: March 13

322 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 4:30 am

SQUEEE!!!! Hey, give me some credit, I'm a ROB girl, then Kristen, Kellan is my second guy… doesn't that count for anything? :D

323 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 4:33 am

You…
You one of those girls that want to DO stewy?

324 ICB *Sethward Saves the Day* 02.04.10 at 4:33 am

give it a kiss for mee!!!

325 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 4:34 am

hmmmm..
a quick one, k?

326 Since0509 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 4:35 am

LMFBO isn't that the truth.
You are INSANE when you are mad.
That's why I joined your side. :)

LOL. poor people. I think we're two of the worst ones…

327 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 4:42 am

*sigh* She's my girl crush. You didn't know? Me & step-wifey… you knew about Marie, how could you not know about me, dammit? LOL

328 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 4:45 am

I thought we were fairly tame. (shrug)

The original wolf pack is S-C-A-R-Y.

(*whips out Wolverine claws*) (looks at claws) still sharp and not bloody…

You and me are helpful and kind Punchy (swipes claws against trees and watches them fall into pieces) – we are kind and (&(%*#()_ generous. Not our fault if some people don't see it that way.

Lets go look at Kellan. C'mon!

329 ICB *Sethward Saves the Day* 02.04.10 at 4:53 am

theyll be lots of head injuries…

330 ICB *Sethward Saves the Day* 02.04.10 at 4:55 am

i'll take whatever i can get…lol

331 ICB *Sethward Saves the Day* 02.04.10 at 5:50 am

did chaske really feel ur a$$?…im completely seriously asking…

332 The Popper 02.04.10 at 5:51 am

lmbo.. yes please, so some more of that,.. lol..

333 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 5:54 am

Have I told you that I loved you today? :D

Yay you for standing up for individuality. Someone stole Punchy's crotch-grab avi today… both Punchy & I've mentioned it to them, but they not online right now… *sigh* seriously, with all the pics & names out there, pick a unique one, dammit!!

334 Since0409 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 5:59 am

Well, I didn't know you wanted to DO her. I knew you liked her…

335 Since0409 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 6:01 am

LOL the original? before ILW?
The wolf pack has always been tame, unless you mention Taylor.

I dislike people. So when one person angers me, anyone who angers me after pays for that person.

With that Wolfy, oops sorry, wOOlfy, we were tame. But we gave her a warning. Just like my avi stealer.

Yes, yes we are helpful and kind. We may show our inner wolf/vamp… but we do it because we care.. right?

336 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 6:12 am

DO her might be strong words… but she certainly does make one question things… LOL

Srsly, I'd do Kellan first… (no offense) see, there's the list for who ya love, and the list for who you'd do… and Kristen's #2 on who I love… :D

337 Since0409 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 6:14 am

Okay. Phew.
Marie wants to DO her…. so .. LOL
*wipes sweat from brow* glad you only love her. *hugs*

338 McLil 02.04.10 at 6:26 am

wow grate package!

339 Since0409 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 6:34 am

Hey! Snowy! Did you get my e-mail..

Wait.. your not Snowy!
With that Avi, I thought you were!

340 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 6:40 am

*snickers* all right, I'm heading off to bed… tired… ;)

341 SnowyHedwig since 05/09 02.04.10 at 6:40 am

*snickers* all right, I'm heading off to bed… tired… ;)

342 Since0409 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 6:42 am

Riiiiight.Conveniently enough, “tired” on hubbys birthday.Have fun!Enjoy your Kellan-like and Rob-like ride!

343 KTPattz~TeamJawPorn~ 02.04.10 at 7:21 am

ME????? Someone has the same avi as me?????? I haven't seen it!! I've had this one for quite a while now….. DAMNIT!!!

344 KTPattz~TeamJawPorn~ 02.04.10 at 7:23 am

*raises both hands* ME! ME! ME! ME!!!

And I'm all for throwing the girls in there too! Especially after seeing Ashley's Sobe photo shoot… GIRL CRUSH!!!

345 Since0409 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 7:37 am

Not exact same, but super close! she's had it since pretty much the minute it became available. LOL

346 KTPattz~TeamJawPorn~ 02.04.10 at 7:45 am

are you talking about Snowy Hedwig? I've seen hers. And I've had mine about that long too…. But they are different, and lots of people have avi's from that shoot…. I didn't know it was a big deal though. I've commented on these alot and no one's ever had a problem.

347 Dani<3'sVampires:] 02.04.10 at 8:11 am

haha, i love you!

348 Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH)♥ 02.04.10 at 12:45 pm

hi..*waves*
sorry you were attacked, it wasnt her intention, she just loves me too much…hehe:DD, but when plp started asking me why have you changed your avi, where is the team leah, i didnt know what they were talking about, NOW i know why.

we have all been here a while, me at 4095 comments now thats a LONGGG TIME.. havent seen you around am sure if i have i would have told you to kindly change your name because plp will mistake you for me. so if its not too much trouble could you please change your name. i dont want my wolf/vamp sisters to go all wolverine on your @ss.
thanks soo much!!..:DD

349 CF911 Psy 2D Wood/F UR Guitar 02.04.10 at 3:21 pm

We are having some serious issues lately with newbies.

Negativity

Rude Comments.

Avie Stealage

It is really frustrating. :(

350 *PB*Team*Robs*S*X*Beard*THUD* 02.04.10 at 4:23 pm

You are my hero today! awwwwwwwww!
Wolfi!!! You're very own Wonder Woman to your rescue! LOVE IT!

351 *PB*Team*Robs*S*X*Beard*THUD* 02.04.10 at 4:26 pm

… *butts in* (with my little KStew booty)

I don't see what the problem is… there are thousands of creative names out there… why not just establish a name for your self?

352 Cjean>Leader of Team Leg Hitch 02.04.10 at 5:22 pm

LMAO!! I noticed that little part on him too… so freakin sexy!

353 PVSNH_Furbol_(Team Alcide) 02.04.10 at 6:01 pm

Hi, Wolfi,
I'm sorry for this misunderstanding :(
I've been following NMM since April'09 but I started commenting only a couple of months ago and I don't do it very often, that's why I'm very surprised by such reaction and only now!
Am I stepping on anyone's toes with this name? :)

354 lutz_of_love 02.04.10 at 6:12 pm

You changed it back. I saw a girl on that other Kellan post had this but I didn't say anything to her cause you changed yours but you had it first so she should change it now.

355 PVSNH_Furbol_(Team Alcide) 02.04.10 at 6:12 pm

Honey, I've always managed to kick bullies' A$$ at school, so you don't wanna get me upset! But English not being my mother tongue you'd probably verbally kick my a** here, I assure you wouldn't be as successful if we met in person :)

356 Since0409 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.04.10 at 6:13 pm

I honestly prefer this one. The other one is… eye pleasing.. and saved to my computer. *giggles*
I love this one though.

But kellan in his undies? Loverly saved onto my computer :)

357 Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH)♥ 02.04.10 at 6:31 pm

hi sweety..am gonna call you PV.. hehe i like the furbol
no this Screen name is fine, no one has it.
we are very close on here since we all know each other outside of Nmm.org, and we are very protective of each other. dont take it the wrong way they are all very nice people.
thanks for changing your name tho.
xx

358 ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ 02.04.10 at 6:37 pm

Eek!! New Avi..thud…………….. =o)

359 lutz_of_love 02.04.10 at 6:41 pm

I know right! I've licked so many times I cant even see it! LOL

360 ♥LoveThemCullenBoys ♥s Edward♥ 02.04.10 at 6:43 pm

*hands Lutz Windex* Don't lick it just yet.. lol!

361 Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH)♥ 02.04.10 at 6:59 pm

i know isnt she the best!!… my very own personal wonder woman!!..hehe:DD

362 Hollywood2Brooklyn ~ S.S. 4/09 02.04.10 at 7:33 pm

OME! The bulge! THE BULGE!!!

Can I even say that on here?

*fans self*

I may need to change my Cullen man.

363 Hollywood2Brooklyn ~ S.S. 4/09 02.04.10 at 7:39 pm

*runs up to hug dear Roxie*

I'm so glade you decided to come back home. I really did miss you sweetie.

364 Hollywood2Brooklyn ~ S.S. 4/09 02.04.10 at 7:47 pm

I'm so glade your back love

365 PVSNH_Furbol_(Team Alcide) 02.04.10 at 7:47 pm

So PV it shall be :)
I would've done it earlier if I knew, and when asked kindly… I'm a very nice person myself :)
You're so lucky to share your Twiobsession with friends, cause though I got my buddies interested in vampire&were world they still think I'm a bit nuts :) )

366 Hollywood2Brooklyn ~ S.S. 4/09 02.04.10 at 7:57 pm

Flag the offenders, e-mail a mod (hello you have my address) so they can keep the peace.

When I have the need for an officer of the law, I'd call 911. You got an issues with a negative gray face, call on the mods. Tit for tat.

Also you don't want to react in a way that may get you blocked. It would be a loss to have someone who is such a vet as you away from this site. Not to mention NTJB might hunt me down to kill me even though I wouldn't be the mod to do it.

367 T-RoxSox 02.04.10 at 8:19 pm

*hugs* It's good to be back! Well kinda…LOL
Missed YOU too! =D

368 Wolfi ♥(TEAM LEAH)♥ 02.04.10 at 8:24 pm

i got my whole family interested, twice now i found my dad watching twilight on tv. lol
and his always soo into it aswel, its scary sometimes. and my lil brother is a wolf pack fan, he came with me for NM midnight showing..lol he's soo excited about eclipse.LOL

369 CF911 Psy 2D Wood/F UR Guitar 02.04.10 at 8:45 pm

Hey, can you email me at cullenfanatic911@aol.com please?

370 sasha76 02.04.10 at 8:50 pm

Dear H2B,

The word f**k and the showing of middle fingers (specifically the Interview shoot where Kristen shows her middle finger) are out there for all to see. This site IS rated PG-13 and people as young as 13 frequent it, so I'm gonna guess that's why we are prohibited from the use of such. The same should go for pics showing the outlines of breasts, vaginas, and penises, IMO……just saying

Sincerely,
Sasha – Unsure commenter

371 NTJB - Lost in LGR w/ Copward 02.04.10 at 9:41 pm

Nope, CF can take care of herself. She is a cop after all.

372 EnglishRock 02.04.10 at 9:47 pm

I also am unsure and would love further clarification. Thanks for asking Sasha!!

373 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 10:09 pm

Where did my muffin top comment go?

374 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 10:12 pm

OMG! LOL I looked at your avi really quick looking for someone and I had to come back and ask…

Is that avi pink male lollypop? (I am thinking no – but we are in the hottest posting here so mind is TOTALLY in the gutter…

375 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 10:21 pm

Ohhhh. I love the close up of his face!

did you put the nether region picture up as wallpaper? I had to take it down. I wasn't getting any work done – just staring and drooling. LOL

376 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 10:23 pm

LOVE this AVI! the eyes stopped me in my tracks! LOL.

see ya 'round… (*walks away still feeling those eyes on me*)

377 OhEdward (The Original) 02.04.10 at 10:38 pm

?????

I never saw one! But I 've not been on since I left this one.

Hmmmmmmmmmm – I hate it when things disappear.

378 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 10:50 pm

A lot of my comments are gone. Oh well.

DID you hear Alex tweeted me too!

379 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 10:56 pm

Isn't he a Midwest All American Boy?

380 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 11:02 pm

Not only did I get a lecture, but like a whole conversation disappeared!

381 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 11:20 pm

He did. LOL there is even a post with pictures.

382 PVSNH_Furbol_(Team Alcide) 02.04.10 at 11:32 pm

Wow! Now I really envy you! My mom hid my books so I would study for my exams, instead of reading them :) )

383 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.04.10 at 11:33 pm

I am sorry if I came across badly. That was not my intention. I have been on for over 3000 comments and that is with over 2 months of not being able to get on due to work.
I would have said something sooner (others who noticed were scared to say something and told me about it) but as I said, I haven't been on.
So I offer an apology for being harsher than intended.
Thank you for putting up a different name and ending confusion.
IF you are willing to talk to me, please explain what the letters PVSNH stand for.
Thanks, LovesWolvesNVamps (LWNV)

384 ICB *Sethward Saves the Day* 02.05.10 at 12:27 am

lucky…im about as green as k-stew's eyes right now…i feel like maybe just maybe i could cop a feel on jackson or kellan without incident… rob…would get all flustered…or his bodyguards would attack me before i got close…maybe i can slip copward some stoli and see if that loosens him up a bit…the hands get grabby…and hopefully i end the night with a rash on my face from the beard…lol…a girl can dream…

385 Hollywood2Brooklyn ~ S.S. 4/09 02.05.10 at 4:24 am

Yes, she may be able to take care of herself in life as am I but this site has its own established laws and enforcers. It would be prudent to utilize the system as apposed to reacting in a manor which may have a detrimental outcome.

It is no pleasure to block someone from this site who reacts to a comment another makes.

That was the meaning of my comment to CF911 AND to my dear friend LWNV. That is my recommendation to all who frequent this site.

386 TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI 02.05.10 at 5:41 am

OH.MY.FORKIN…
ROFL

387 TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI 02.05.10 at 5:42 am

LOL
Dammit squirrel!! Dont tease me.. you just hit and run…

388 TheLionFellIn<3W/Ceci-ROBECI 02.05.10 at 5:43 am

OMFG is RIGHT…
DAMNN!!

389 Since0409 HugAVamp_PunchAWwolf 02.05.10 at 5:49 am

*fans slef*
Did you see the RC post about these pics? yummy

390 Spectra 02.05.10 at 2:19 pm

PG-13 can mean different things to different people. It even has different definitions depending on what side of the ocean you are on. The moderators and bloggers come from all over and we do the best we can with the knowledge we have. However, if you feel something is inappropriate I'd suggest e-mailing eclipsemovie.org@gmail.com and asking for further clarification. :)

391 PVSNH_Furbol_(Team Alcide) 02.05.10 at 10:49 pm

That's OK, I get it now, but for me it came out of nowhere so I felt quite offended. But after Wolfi has explained me, I totally understand your reaction- so let's smoke the peace pipe? :)
Well I'd like to explain the PVSNH, but as I wanted this time my “name” to be personal this part is not Twi-related- it's an abbreviation of an idiomatic expression I often use in my native language, but I really have no idea how it would sound in English! Sorry :/
I really appreciate the “truce” ;)
PV :)

392 NTJB - Lost in LGR w/ Copward 02.06.10 at 1:15 am

What exactly did CF say to someone that would incite a fight? She was speaking to no one in particular, as opposed to LMNV who was.

393 Hollywood2Brooklyn ~ S.S. 4/09 02.06.10 at 5:54 am

As she did, you misunderstood my comment to her. She and I previously talked about some newcomers being a bit much. She tried to step in to address the concern and I asked her not too as I did not want a negative backlash to happen to her. I told her to e-mail me if someone was being out of line. She was saying to LWNV's about the negative newbies so I was just saying the same thing mainly to LWNV's.

I did speak with my dear personal & RL friend LWNV's and said the same thing to her as well. I would expect her to do the same to me if I got out of hand which she has.

Despite the negative and atrocious behavior that has occurred this day, some of us mods do take the responsibility to heart. I can tell you that I am not on a power trip & try to be fair and honest with all. Don't believe me, fine but talk to HoneyBear & even to CF911.

394 NTJB - Lost in LGR w/ Copward 02.06.10 at 9:22 am

I do appreciate how dedicated you are to this position. You are a mod who wants the site to be peaceful, which I believe you have a right to want and do.

CF911's comment was tangential to LMNV's. It was commenting on the current state of em and nmm. Where would the backlash come from? She was not speaking directly to anyone. To discuss your methods of sending personal emails etc. etc. is moot. CF911 should not have been addressed as an instigator. You alone made her comment more hostile than it actually was.

This is only IMO and since I'm not a mod nor do I run the site, it doesn't matter what I think in the end. But you should be cognizant of the fact that when you perform your duties in such a preemptive manner, it causes several members of the site to feel not only targeted but deeply hurt over posting comments that do not deserve such scrutiny or a reprimand. When this type of moderation is done over time, people begin to feel like they're walking on egg shells. And when other members are not moderated at all for more offensive words, you have to see the hypocrisy in that. You are not the only mod around, and I understand if things fall thru the cracks, but this is a detrimental effect of the type of modding that has been occurring for months now. I do not know if you were aware of this so I would like to point it out to you.

Finally, I do not know where you've heard that you are on a power trip but wherever you did, I hope you understand the full extent behind it. It's not something that was mentioned lightly. I did not make the statement but it is interesting how you feel that I did.

And as for your fairness, if you believe you've been fair, that's fantastic. I'm happy you do and you have back up. I have not seen it in my experience with you but as I've said above, my opinion does not matter.

395 NTJB - Lost in LGR w/ Copward 02.06.10 at 5:04 pm

I'd like to take this opportunity to state that I do not hold any personal ill will towards you and the other mods. My issues are all concerning the site.

That is all.

396 Hollywood2Brooklyn ~ S.S. 4/09 02.06.10 at 5:19 pm

Then you should have addressed your concerns constructively. How are we to fix what's broken if you don't tell us?

I was not aware until I spoke with CF that there have been problems on the Kristen posts. Since I don't comment on those posts, I can only address the concerns that are flagged. If no one brings attention to it, then it will not be addressed. I wish for you to say that on the FB group page which I have now been removed.

You say you do not hold any personal ill will towards myself and the other mods but a few yesterday took personal attack to two of the mods. That is not acceptable. You and I often have not seen eye to eye but I still extended respect towards you. I can only ask and hope for the same.

I have never seen it as us vs. them & feel ill that so many see it as such.

I leave you in peace and offer an olive branch of hope.

397 NTJB - Lost in LGR w/ Copward 02.06.10 at 5:36 pm

I see. So when inappropriate comments are flagged, that's when mods step in and moderate. OK. I will keep that in mind.

So you are then telling me that CF's comment, was flagged by a member or several, due to its incredible hostile content? Hmm, that's not what you stated earlier. You said that you saw her post and attempted to prevent an action that most likely would not have occurred

398 Hollywood2Brooklyn ~ S.S. 4/09 02.06.10 at 5:49 pm

We mods can not read all of the comments made. There is a page in disqus that shows us comments that have been flagged. We sometimes address the comment there and not on the post.

The reply to CF was between she & I that also included personal communications made away from the site. You did not see all that was disgust over several friendly communications between she & I. You saw a small piece of a large puzzle and based your opinion without knowing the full story. Please speak to CF for the other side of the story. I told her this morning that I was fine with her sharing our personal conversations if it will help bring peace. I've extended my friendship to her.

399 NTJB - Lost in LGR w/ Copward 02.06.10 at 8:35 pm

Also, you may not realize this but what the two mods and certain members of the board posted yesterday were just as painful to various members of the site. Several comments were indeed disrespectful and I would hope that those moderators understand how painful it was to read these comments and that they, and everyone on nmm.org and em.org, should be mindful of all fans from now on. I've said a lot of things in the past that have hurt a lot of people but I've curbed my opinions for the benefit of those who do not agree. I hope that those mods and other individuals who've made those comments do the same.

Now, I do not frequent the site as often these days, due to a hectic work schedule, amongst other projects I am in the process of completing. So yesterday's events will not occur again.

Finally, I want to thank you for expressing yourself to me. I feel that communication was lacking on this site and that is why such a fissure has been dug between certain groups of fans. I hope we can keep it open.

I apologize if I've offended you.

400 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.06.10 at 9:52 pm

(Puffing on pipe)

Some day I hope to understand what it means. I love that you have a personal name! My avi is personal. It's my tattoo. Had for about 5 years now…
Which wolf-guy is your favorite?

401 PVSNH_Furbol_(Team Alcide) 02.06.10 at 11:22 pm

Wow! That's impressive! In color too, that must've hurt like hell! (You didn't hear these words unworthy of a true wolf-girl *checks around*)
Are we talking about fictional guys or the actors playing them? ;) As fiction goes I love Jacob, Quil and Alcide Herveaux( from Sookie Stackhouse novels, though I was a bit disappointed in him later in the books), but Alex Meraz would definitely be my first choice! I have to admit I have a soft spot for Alex Skarsgard aka Eric Northman, a vampire *double-checks around*
So now that I've revealed my shameful little secrets, you have to tell me who's you're favorite :)

402 LWNV (CHASKE felt my A$$!!) 02.07.10 at 4:12 am

I designed it with a tattoo artist. It is like a 4″ – 6″ square on my ankle.

Hmm dirty little secrets… Characters I like in the series are Jasper and Carlisle for Vamps because of the trials they go through and how good they truly are.
Fave wolves… Sam and Leah (and Emily) because of how the imprint through a wrench into their happy lives and how they must fight to find happiness…
Actors – Hugh Jackman no holds barred no 1 fav! Followed by Chaske (no surprise there), Kellan, and Jackson. Alex Meraz is quickly climbing the ranks.

Sci Fi is my favorite movie category and Romance novels are the best (No 1 is Pride n Prejudice)… can't seem to get into the Sookie series no matter how hard I try.

LOVE Buffy the Vamp Slayer and Criminal Minds!

403 PVSNH_Furbol_(Team Alcide) 02.09.10 at 12:33 am

That's a ot of personal information! You definitely have a thing for the all-redeeming love!
*humming “love don't come easy”*
Oh, yeah, Hugh is THE best! That's funny cause I was just watching “Swordfish” when you posted your reply :) This man can pull off anything- from Leopold to Wolverine!!! He's one of my all-time-favorites too :)
And apparently we have the same taste in litterature (it was obvious with Twilight)), I sorta inherited it from my dad, who has an amazing sci-fi library at home, and my mom made me read “Pride and Prejudice” when I was 12, I love it but I have to admit Jane Austen isn't the easiest reading.
After I read Twilight for the 3rd time in 2 months, I had to find something else, so I watched “True blood”, and as I love Eric and the 2nd season suggested we'll see more of him in the 3rd one, I bought the 3rd novel. Then as I was still Twi-addicted but could quote any of the 4 books, I kept reading Sookie Stackhouse series just to keep my mind of things. But I can understand why you can't get into it- it's completely immoral and even shocking and I believe you haven't yet read all the books…it's such a contrast with pure Twilight relationships.
I loved Buffy when I was younger ( I recently realised as a kid I liked all the movies with strong leading female characters- Buffy, Xena, Nikita, Alias, Mulan :) then I skipped to Angel, I think I've seen it one time too many. I liked X-Files too. Right now, aside from Desperate Housewives and Bones, I watch Mentalist, Medium, Warehouse13 and Fringe! And it doesn't help my studies :)

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405 Kellans Nutz... I mean Lutz... 07.06.10 at 2:46 pm

I thought they put bread in their undies to give it a “smoother look” so bits and showing – but these behind the scenes pics… oh my… they really dont leave much to the imagination anymore…

406 Trine_schartau 07.17.10 at 3:55 pm

He is so fucking hot!!!! Love him
the best from Twillight♥♥

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