Seriously... She amazes me. I want her hair, I want her skin, her soft beautiful skin. I am straight as a ruler but she makes me inappropriately lustful...
She's so nice, she's so fine all I wanna do is look at her all the while,
take my time, looking over her pics, cuz that girl there is so darn fit.

Oh Kirsten,
How I Love Your soft, and sweet laugh,
Your lovely Face and your Perfectly Round A**,
I'd roll in your dirty sheets for days,
I'd blog about you and your awesome skinny jean craze.
I think about you when I hear Colbie Caliat's Fallin` For You,
Oh Kirsten, there isn't anything i wouldn't do... For You..!!!!!
Oh My Kirsten.
Ohhh Myyyy Kirstennnn....

That was awesome!!

Thanks so much.
It Just Popped up in My lil` head after all the sundance posts.
Glad you liked it.!

Her eyes!!!!

I love her beautiful beautiful eyes!!!!

Im soo jelous!! ;(

Me too! And maybe it's my computer, but wow her eyes look so much more blue than green here

Girl Crush! :)

Absolutely gorgeous!!

WOW.
She is just soo breathtalkingly beautiful. (is thats a word.lol)
Rob is the luckiest guy on Earth!
Her eyes are mesmerizing, her hair looks awesome! AND she has the most perfect skin I've ever seen.
*swooooooooonssssss*

Changed my avi cause of her! <3

she's just gorgeous. period.

Her eyes,hair,skin..everything is so inevitable..Things i would wanna do to her..
And if Rob wants to join in..Girl can dream right??

off topic here this avi is definitly one of my favorite:)

Kristen with a cougar on her shirt.... if she would be in the role of Bella on this photos, it would be like us running around with printed hamburgers on Shirt. :D

She looks very genuine, true....it's nice to see her just be. There's not a lot of makeup or fancy clothes (which are always very beautiful I might add)...it's just her. Wish I had the ability to look so attractive like that all the time....*sigh*

very expressive Kristen...love it

*looks at the KStew pics*

*in edward's voice*
"everything about u invites me in..
your face.. your bum.. even ur toe nail.." ^_^

Lol. "Your face...your(glorious)bum...even your toe nail..." LMAO.

gah! yes! yes! glorious indeed!!! love it! LOVE HER! ^_^

Ba Ha Ha.!
Love Her, Indeed.!

"even ur toe nail" ROFL

*looks innocently*
what? it's true! hehehe! btw, i looooove ur avi! ^_^

Thanx!!

Luv your avi too, I'm a Robsten believer :D

me and u both... *wink* ^_^

LMAO ... that cigarette aroma ... that knot near your midsection ... that forbidden forest between ... OH!!! Sorry.

aaaahhhhhh.. u're killing me CF! but yes! yes! all of it! i want all of it!!! gah! *rubs hands all over her hair* hehehehe ^_^

HAAAHhahahah @toenail

seriously! i mean look at her! i dont think she's got any flaws in that perfect body of her! damn! hehehehe ^_^

And people say she's on drugs. Pffft ..WTF ever. I could show you some pics of some druggies.

u go and do it CF! do it! show this mothers what a druggie looks like! *smugs*

gah! i know right?! some people really. but oh my.. she's redefining the word "worship" on me now.. damn.... *fans self* ^_^

whoever said her t-shirt had a panther on it was wrong now that I have gotton much better look of it, let the record show ladies that it is a courgar:) I knew it was from the photos from yesterday:) so ladies and(I guess) gentlemen of the jury I rest my case LOL:)

But but but ... it has the word "panther" on it. LOL

ha ha ha haha I know that dude was stoned when he put panther down instead of cougar LOL:)

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth...

I hope it's ok if I post this link.

Kristen was so upset for not being able to help with the Haiti telethon that she raised money to go towards the donations.

I heart this chick seriously.

And the reason that she could not be there was because her entire Friday was spent on an airplane to Park City, Utah. Ummm, it is only an hour and a half plane ride from LA to Utah. So wonder where she was flying out from?

Things that make you go hmmmmm ....

Thanks for sharing this! :)

Could I possibly love her any more than I already do? OMG! luv her!!!!!

kristen/rob/taylor/anna, I LOVE YOU GUYS!

CF911 - thx for sharing!

I'm glad they finally posted what she did for Haiti. Let the people know that she wanted to do something that night but couldn't - yay!

Those were some lucky people who paid to hang with her.

can just say there are no mere words to describe how awesome Kristen is? bless her beautiful heart and I love her too:)

she was coming back from London!!... brit pack informant remember..*points to self*

We love having our own personal spy - *you do a dang good job of it* :)

*pointing to you*
Keep up the good work!!!!! :O) Team Brit Pack Informant!!

I don't know...maybe London??? lol

You think. LOL

I'd bet my neighbor's house on it *snicker-snicker* :O)

I keep watching her hand for a ring...(wishful thinker?)

Okay...my hair looks like that in the morning...but how in the world does she always make hers look so dang cute!?!?

xoxo Kstewy...you're beautiful girl!!

Those eyes....
That face...

*THUD*

can i just look like her for one tiny day...just one...

stunning...

Do you notice on her t-shirt there's a mountain lion?
Ahhh....the irony. :)

It's a panther. It's written on the shirt. :)

Cougar, mountain lion, panther - they are actually the same animal with different names, depending on what area they are in.

In my book, it's a cougar...
*in Bella's voice* I'm not really into that whole Cougar thing

Well, I am!! Rob is 6 years younger than me, and Kristen is 10 years younger. I will take them both! (at the same time preferably)

whoever design that t-shirt was stoned:) LOL:) that is a cougar if it was a panther then it would be either a spotted panter or a black panther they failed to lable the t-shirt as a courgar:) so they were stoned when they made that shirt

Oh, ok. I get what you are saying now. hehe

thank you yes it is cougar so ladies and gentlemen of the jury I how rest my casr LOL:)

Really?
*goes back to look at shirt*
Yep, your right. lol
At a glance, it could be a mountain lion....*So I can believe that Kristen secretly picks out all of her clothes with an attempt to a Twilight reference*
But how would you explain those leather pants from the Runaways? haha Oh well. :)

I do want that t-shirt though:)

LOL ... yeah we all thought it was a mountain lion at first too, but there were pictures of her showing writing on the shirt that said panther.

I don't even know how to use this thing... Is there like a place where I can use webcam? I want to show you guys it's really me... Yikes. Just don't get crazy on me.

I'm Lost....

My heart is broken :(
I thought you were Kristen
It's not good to mess up with people's feelings!

(note the sarcasm) lol

ha haha hahahaa! good one!:) I am just sitting here laughing so hard at that if you call it a joke if Kristen were to make appearance on here she would either go under an assume name or say yeah it's really me or even better ask her what are the names of your parents LOL:) ha ha ha ha!:)

xD

LOL:) the day I would believe that KSTEW would actually come on here is the day I would run naked thru a field of daisys while donkeys fly in tutus(sp?)

ROFL
That cracked me up.

ha ha ha ha! thank you *takes a bow*

AWWW You mean you're not really Kristen?? *snaps fingers*

I was so convinced...

Lovin the heavy sarcasm. hehe

So was I. Cuz Kristen has so much time on her hands here lately to chat with us.

For sure. I mean, if I was her, I would be on disqus all the time. Why the hell not? What else does she have to do, anyways? So lazy...

i got fooled.

i love her hair right now

I seriously don't think i'm good @ this ... posing and interviews and all that. Whatever man, it's a part of the job. Seriously, like why do you guys like me so much if you don't even know me!?

er..... what??


oy vey... *shakes head*

K....I'm responding because you are the only one on here that's making me laugh.

So.....
Get over yourself!

She/He was entertaing though weren't they? LOL

LOL...yeah, just a little.

But you are. You are so good at it. Look at you. You are ****ing hot and so incredibly beautiful. Mix that with that bada$$ nature of yours.

Can you please do Maxim for me? Please? I will beg. I am not above it.

:P

Yeah well, u don't really know me. Your interest in me is pure sexualization. There is no substance in your adoration of me, but it's cool man, I use to have a crush on Leonardo Dicaprio.

Ok, now you are just getting annoying.

You GUYS HAVE BEEN PUNKED.

OK ASHTON. That was SO 2003.

Are you going to pretend to be ASHTON now?

You've clearly been out in the sun wayyy to much.

*in robs voice* c'mon guysss, let's be simple about thisss

I mean, who ever really though Kris would come within a million miles of a website about her. I think these things really freak her out.

oh so true she would never come on here no way not even Rob

Yeah, we may not have better things to do other than obsess over them, but I'm pretty sure they've got bigger fish to fry. heehee.

oh do'nt I know it hee hee:)

oh do'nt I know it hee hee:)

Right!! Do you really think we are that dumb? YOU have been PUNKED!!

what are you 13?

Seriously, if it weren't for the familiar SN's on here I would have thought I stumbled onto some lame teenie-bopper site! BTW, fellow nmm.org teens reading, I'm not referring to you. MOST of the people who post here, teens included, are mature and witty.

really you dont say!!... am soo suprised..ohh noo, my dreams of having tom stu are over!!...

LMAO

ROFLMAO!!!

Hehe, who is Tom Stu? Seriously dude.

*GASP*....
i dont even like you anymore... how can you ask me such questions... he's only your lovers best friend!..
the second in command to the brit pack!..

*runs off sobbing*

Remember? She doesn't like Rob.

she doesn't like the bouffant!.. well i knew there was something wrong with her!!..
she is not REAL!!..

bahahahahaha! u just know there's something wrong with her when she says things like that! hehehehe ^_^

Honestly...i think the joke is on you. No one actually believed you were KStew...so again, get over yourself...and please play nice.

Ummm ... ok ... whatever.

Ha, it was nice playing a little trick on you guys! lol I do it with love, no hate. You guys are the best, love you all.

Um........... I really have nothing good to say about this. So I'm going to keep my mouth shut, except to say that most of us on this page are not 12 year old girls, so sorry. We cannot be fooled. I hope it made your day, though.

Where's your sense of humor? Lighten up, if someone would have played that trick on me I would have enjoyed it. Someone's gotta spice things up around here! lol And BTW, I'm not a teen.

Sad you need to troll fan blogs pretend to be someone your not to get attention. Be aware the Mods are watching you.

I didnt say you were a teen. And I'm sure no one thought it was funny. But like I said, I'm done talking about it so I dont get myself in trouble.

Team Beardward!

Nice. :)

Yes, I was stoned.

Of course you were, the pictures were taken before....dah! hahahahaha

Hey, at least she is being honest.

hahaha...that she is. LOL

she is just like an angel, so delicate so fresh so young so beautiful!!
and so down to the earth.

I agree she is everything you said:) the woman is amazing and definitly beautiful and I want her t-shirt:) LOL:)

Yay somewhere in first 10 :]

Kristen is sooo pretty in these! Screw everyone who think she isn't :]

that is not a hairstyle I approve of :O


terrible.

simple yet soo Beautiful... natural beauty.

Mama stew i would like to know what you were eating when you were pregnant with the stewy!!.. i need to know, for future references!!..

oh wow these are really amazing she's so beautiful i hate that people where talking sh!t about what she was wearing but look she always ends up looking pretty with any kind of clothes that's her style get over it

seriously she could wear a toga and she would look good LOL:)

take your claim!!!!...oh my..those star trek episodes are rubbing off on me...remind me to thank the hubby

9th?

EDIT! toppers on Kristen post!!!

*does dakota shoulder-shake thing* ^_^

*stares at the pics*
*in kristen's voice*
"aww.. cmon.. baby.." *giggles*

*clicks and save*
there u go!!! more pic for meeeee!!!!!! ^_^

Fits you perfect CF!!

Those eyes of Miss Stew are mesmerizing!

The eyes, the hair, the expression, the skin. Wowza.

She is stunning

OMG! Top 10 on a Kristen post???!!!

LOVE the profile pic...she has the cutest nose.

Take a good long look in that face at the top haters that think she was stoned at Sundance. Just look. Flawlessly healthy and beautiful.

This pic is MIIIIINNNNNEEEEE!!!! hehe

LOL:) I love that pic! she has such pretty eyes:)

nicely done CF!!! u're sooo fast! love it!!! ^_^

LOL!
Great avi!

Heehehehe. I love it, Jaypat.

2nd lol...i second that cf

number 1


Hahahahahaha ... I am number one on an effing Stewy post.

*Clears throat*

I would like to dedicate this to the one and only Stewy. I love her and adore her and respect and in the same breath want to do all kinds of bad things to her.

I would also like to give a shoutout to all my smut sisters from the LGR.

Stewy, you are the most ****ing awesome chick on the planet.

Rock on with your Mullet Mofo self.

CF first on a Stewy post woohoo Congrats now go celebrate (again) lol

simply perfect cf....congratulations....

number one on a stewie post...**claps hands like a 5 year old**...yay!!!!!!

*whispering* We have Copward coming up soon.

Congrats to you on a Stewy post! *throwing massive amounts of confetti!*

2010 is the Year of Stewy! Yellow Handerchief, Welcome to the Rileys, the Runaways and Eclipse the best part of the last STEWY ON I-MAX!

2010 will be the best year of my life thanks to this beautiful woman!

This year will be the death of me. Death by Hot Stewiness.

*sings the theme song to True Blood* I WANNA DO BAD THINGS TO YOU LOL she is amazing and beautiful:) and HAWT!:)

*you can take your toy and go to the LGR now CF!. and celebrate...lol

she looks beautiful ... just perfect!

I'm at work Wolfi. I can't do that. It would be so wrong. Besides, no toys here. LOL