New Moon or New Naked?

45 Comments October 11, 2010 by Filed Under: Funny

Eclipse NewNakedMag 560x769 New Moon or New Naked? funny

Take this little ditty which every way you may. Mad Magazine  a national publication has brought us New Naked. I find it Hilarious. Bella face resembles that scary chick out of the Exorcist, Edwards looks like he’s more afraid of Jacobs tail and as for Jacob himself…. I have no words!

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Category: Funny

  • IndiesR

    ROFLMFAO!!!! But I still find Edward HAWT! hahahahaha

  • http://www.robs-closet.blogspot.com/ RobismyRomeo (RIMR_)

    i like what they’ve done with robward’s shoes!

    *EDIT*

    The birthday scene with Edward/Jasper is hi-larious.

  • AP_Team RobPervKowski

    Am I the only one who finds this HIGHlarious?? LOL!!

  • http://thinkingofrob.com/ Sparks

    Lmfaoooo

    Jacob looks more like Lee Evans.

  • Anonymous

    The only thing I don’t get is why they made Bella…. rubenesque. She’s a little chunky looking on the inside scans too. Kristen is tiny.

  • “MY LOVE”-Rob/Edward~TeamV/W

    bahahahaha. Why on the earth Jacob looks like a monkey not wolf?! LOL
    Jasper, Edward looks hilarious. Is it only me who thinks Edward looks like kinda…mm..gay? eww.lol

  • “MY LOVE”-Rob/Edward~TeamV/W

    bahahahaha. Why on the earth Jacob looks like a monkey not wolf?! LOL
    Jasper, Edward looks hilarious. Is it only me who thinks Edward looks like kinda…mm..gay? eww.lol

  • Vero Garibay89

    I know its off topic but has anyone read Hush, hush? If not you should consider reading it! The character patch is hilarious in a bad boy sense!

  • lynn

    you’re not the only one. lmao

  • http://www.newmoonmovie.org/ LMCullen ~Team Patsa!~ 03/2009

    I just can’t stop laughing!!! Edward is priceless!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I’m_with_the_Vampires♥Jenny♥

    They should make these in English.. I would totally but them… Totally hilarious

  • AP_Team RobPervKowski

    The birthday scene’s epic haha

    I can’t stop lauguing at edward and Jasper Lol

  • EAD_TwistAArmpitHair

    LMAO! I love how Edward is running away and screaming like a girl!

  • http://www.coralecomics.piczo.com LegHitchThis

    Lol wtd?

  • Anonymous

    love it!!! LOL
    love when Fedward saing about his gramma!! Purpurinar!! LMAO!!
    chuchu!!!! Cant stop laughing….

  • Anonymous

    They made Bella- Mella with a lot of curve because is the kind of girl that Brasillian guys like, and if you look at Fedward runnaway of her like that…
    People here that dont like twilight( especilly the guys) think that Edward is kind of gay( forgive me Edward for wrote this).
    They call him Tinker Bell because of the glitter thing. Lmao

    Of course, if rubinesque is what i thought…

  • Mullet Mofowski (CF)

    Edward’s fingers … bahahahahahahaha!!!

  • Mullet Mofowski (CF)

    I’m horse laughing!!!

  • Mullet Mofowski (CF)

    Can Bella dress like this in BD? Please? I will beg. LOL

  • I’m_with_the_Vampires♥Jenny♥

    LOL @ Tinker Bell…..

  • Anonymous

    I am laughing so hard I feel out of my chair, I needed a good laugh today- its Monday. !!!!

  • Britt

    HAHAHA Bella looks like she has some hips!

  • 30yearoldtwifan

    and very BIG boobies ;)

  • 30yearoldtwifan

    and very BIG boobies ;)

  • 30yearoldtwifan

    and very BIG boobies ;)

  • 30yearoldtwifan

    and very BIG boobies ;)

  • 30yearoldtwifan

    and very BIG boobies ;)

  • 30yearoldtwifan

    and very BIG boobies ;)

  • KL☼ Ami♥W4E♣BD1♂BD2♀Cptvs↑

    Nope…I’m dying over here! lololol
    This is how much I love Twilight…I can laugh at anything they do with it…and still love it, if not more after. Our series is hot – and this just proves it when MAD magazine gets their ‘chuckles’ involved. ♥

  • twifan81

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! SO FUNNY :)

  • LoveMeSomeROBSTEN…Hel-lo !

    Bahahahhahaha!

    I freakin loved it, but the first comment I had was “Sh*t I wish I knew how to read Spanish!!!” Maybe that would explain why Edward looks gay on the front cover??

  • tpec1991

    thats no spanish!! hahaha I speak spanish… thats portuguesse =))

  • teamhardwick

    ROFL, this put me in a good mood!! I love the way they draw those 2 vampire teeth on the letter A in “MAD”! Edward and his long fingers is hilarious! Bella looks too curvy IMO, she’s much thinner and I’m sure she hasn’t got those hips or boobs…so come on, give it up for the curvy ladies!

  • teamhardwick

    LOL..as usual, the female is almost naked, and the guys aren’t…drat:).

  • http://disqus.com/BECullen/ BECullen

    Too funny!
    =D
    I would translate it all to you guys (they have a storyboard type cartoon on the site listed above…) but it’s really long and a lot of what they say really only makes sense if you speak the language… you know like play on words and stuff like that.
    But I really enjoyed that!
    I love it when Brazil stuff shows up on here! =)

  • EAD_TwistAArmpitHair

    Of course. Typical! How are ya today, girl?

  • EAD_TwistAArmpitHair

    Of course. Typical! How are ya today, girl?

  • teamhardwick

    I’m doing just mighty fine, cause it’s my birthday!! bring on the chocolate cake with Rob jumping out of it, dear twisters! champagne is on the house, it’s cheap in France! woot!

  • Bella Cullen

    Cover:
    - Repulsive
    - Offensive
    - Dirty/Perverted
    - Deformed
    - Horrid
    - Disgusting
    It pisses me the F*** OFF!!!
    Pages:
    - Deformed
    - Crappy
    - Offensive
    - Horrid
    - Disgusting

    I have a sense of humor. Not one bit of this is funny. I hope every one of those magazines gets burned. And I hope the A** H*** that drew that Offensive and Disgusting Crap gets sued.

    Pisses me the H**** OFF!!!

  • EAD_TwistAArmpitHair

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WOMAN! Aww…. I hope you have a wonderful day. How are you celebrating? I wish I was in France right now. *pouts*

  • teamhardwick

    Aww..thanks, you’re sweet. Celebrating in the traditional way with cake and champagne, hubby has apparently some suprise for me…hope it’s Rob! LOL just kiddin’, he wouldn’t in 100 years, he’s even a bit gelous of Rob. poor hubbies sure got some competition there, huh? it’s good, it keeps them on their toes so to say.

  • EAD_TwistAArmpitHair

    LOL @ “hope it’s Rob” Wow, wouldn’t that be a surprise? Yeah, poor hubbies. I think my hubby would be cool and say something like, “You were awesome in Harry Potter! And you play a mean piano, dude.” LOL He would never address him as a a vampire. Real vampires don’t sparkle. Riiiiggghhhhh… “Real Vampires!” LOL It’s sounding like it will be a nice day for you. And yes, how many years did men openly flaunt their lust for starlets over the years? It’s hard for them to think we think like that, I guess! lol

  • teamhardwick

    my hubby would probably say to Rob “dude, sparkling vampire? really?? and no sex before marriage?? are you crazy???” ROFL, I can just imagine it.

  • EAD_TwistAArmpitHair

    LOL I’m sure Rob would agree! He’s always tearing Edward apart! lol

  • Anonymous

    LMAO!!! This is funny

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