New Movie Poster For ‘Vampires Suck’, Plus Hilarious Stills!

68 Comments July 29, 2010 by LMCullen Filed Under: Funny, Twilight

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We previously showed you the official trailer plus the first official poster from the new Twilight/Vampire parody called Vampires Suck, due in theaters next month.

We now have another official poster from the movie, plus new movie stills!

I seriously can’t wait for this movie!!! I can’t stop laughing at Aro!!

Check out the stills after the break!

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[Source: Vampires Suck Official Facebook Page]

Category: Funny, Twilight

JaspersAngel

I still can’t believe that’s Matt Lanter under all that Edward make-up and hair…
JaspersAngel

I still can’t believe that’s Matt Lanter under all that Edward make-up and hair…
Taybeat<3

first! I wonder if the twi-cast will crash this movie? hahaha
http://twitter.com/peq13 Tatiana

hahahahahahahha…
Edward: Team Jacob
Jacob: Team Edward
amanda_cullen

dat wud b cool!!!!
Team*HairyYetiMoBS*Treebanger

This is going to rock

LOL, look at “Edward's” hair
MrsKiGordonMeraz

“Jake” is kinda cute when he's not copying Taylor. His hair is nice ; )
Taybeat<3

i wonder if the holy trinity would get mad? somehow i could picture rob laughing at it and tay and kristen would be surpressing laughter under a pissed off face . I mean I would take it lightly, but still get offended if they jabbed their acting skills
Lalalahahahaa

the movie got leaked online… it wasn't good at all. and I'm not just saying that because I'm a twilight fan, it just wasn't funny… they are the same people who directed epic movie and date movie and those others movies, and they're never funny
Fdg

It looks seriously stupid.
chtz

sorry but it looks kind of stupid… not watching it sorry
BellaGrace

ikr! too funny!
IN.LOVE.WITH.EDWARD

MATT LANTER!!!!!!!! AHH!!!!!! I LOVE HIM SOOOO FUKKIN MUCH HES SOOOO HOTT!!!!!! HES THE PERFECT EDWARD HAHA HES SO MUCH HOTTER THEN JACOB ND JASPER PUT TOGETHER!!!! I LOVE MATT LANTER!! BTW HIS ABS ARE WAYYYY BETTER THEN JACOBS ANYDAY! [[MATT LANTER PLAYS SUPER HOT BAD BOY LIAM IN 90210 INCASE U DONT KNO THAT ND HES EDWARD IN THIS MOVIE]]
FreezeBurn~TwilightGirl4ever

It is totally stupid…my friend dl'd it from piratebay and it BLOWS. It's like 116 minutes long. Stupid, stupid, dumb.
amanda_cullen

me, too!
TeamCarlislefangirlEmi

Damn them for this!!! They can rot in hell for creating it! I know that it was inevitable, but still! *growls*
TeamJalice_Jashley

Wow… the “Bella” is really pretty… ( no homo XD ) I want to give this movie a try…. but it better be worth my movie ticket….
Carol

I was expecting to actually laugh during this movie, but honestly.. it was awful! Not worth buying a movie ticket, watch something better.
NovmbrBb [heygrrl86]

Eh. Not really my kind of comedy. But I hope you enjoy it LMC!
NO 3D for BD :)Rileward<3

hahhaha i wanna see this but i hate how this is so majorly anti-twilight !
NO 3D for BD :)Rileward<3

i miss edward's hair !
http://twitter.com/_TheNahuel_ Nahuel

I like this “Jacob” better than the actual “Jacob” haha he is more like “Jocob”
KStewLove

I'm so not gonna watch this movie, parody movies SUCK the only good ones are the Scary Movie ones….
just_bella#1MemberTeamLegHitch

I'm looking forward to watching this movie…
drunk…
on my birthday…
since that's when its released apparently. Yay.
Rizam

The poster is cool .. Especially the way Edward is looking at Jacob with Team Jacob written on his clothes Lool!!

But the only thing I hate is Jacob being all hairyyy !! =S
dirtyCrime^_^isTeam Switzy

Well,it's funny,lol.Not that I like parodies so much,but I think I can watch this.
This poster is fuktastic,Edward's hair looks like the hairdo of Jedward. Gaga??What is she doing there??
Tomasceyssens

This IS GOING TO BE A MOVIE?! NOOO! THat's an insult for twilight, fans are not supposed to laugh wit this buuls*it!
TaycobIsSuperSmexy

This guy pretending to be Jacob is awful, he is no way even close to being as perfect as Taylor. I mean seriously who the hell would think this hairy, gross guy is better? Taylor is Jacob Black, he completely owns it.
Bella Cullen

Eeeewwwww

Who the hell is that white haired freak?

The fool playing Edward? Does he have a rooster on his head or did he not use a comb? *shudders*

I don't see this doing anything but sucking. That is just wrong.

*Growls* The utter idiot that came up with this?
A newborn army is headed for you. I've had it up to here with jackasses poking fun, criticizing, degrading the Twilight Saga and the Twilight Saga Family!!! Rot in hell asshats!!!

Twi-haters are probably going to watch this.
Bella

Matt Lanter? So what. He's a horrid human for taking the role. This film blows. Hopefully it'll get thrown in the dusty pile of failures and never be seen again. As for the rest of the phonies, I hope they walk with their heads down in shame. Horrid.
http://disqus.com/BECullen/ BECullen

I was able to download this movie and I watched it.
It was surprisingly funny at a couple of parts!
There is one part they add to the Twilight stuff that was in the book but not the movie which was kinda nice to see =)
Some of it was just retarded… Like how Jacob is portrayed up until he gets 'hot'…
There were like 5 times I laughed so hard tho!
Just don't take it seriously and it's actually a pretty good parody movie!!! =D
If you wanna see it b4 it comes out and know how to download torrents then just look for it online on like kickasstorrents . com or a site like that.
It's actually pretty good and super funny sometimes…
Don't know if I'd pay to see it at the movies… But downloading it I definitely recommend! =D
http://disqus.com/BECullen/ BECullen

It's suppose to b Lady Gaga… hahah
that part is actually a little funny…

chill. it's actually not that bad… I already saw it.
there are a couple of things that bugged me as a Twifan… but it's actually ok…
Think of it as like Scary Movie and the way the made fun of Scream…
Some of it pissed me off… Like Jake and Alice… but there are actually a few scenes that are hilarious!
They even add a part from Twilight book that wasn't in the movie, which is kinda nice to see played out and it wasn't that bad…
They kinda aim some of it to fans… If you like Twilight you'll like it.
You might get mad at some parts but most of it is OK. and as I said some of it is VERY funny!
Just download it and watch it
http://disqus.com/BECullen/ BECullen

Actually near the end I thought he was really hot! and it's funny! once it gets to the NM parts… b4 he get's hot… b4 that I actually thought it was retarded and it kinda pissed me off.
the way they portray alice pissed me off too… but it's actually pretty funny…
http://disqus.com/BECullen/ BECullen

ME TOO!!! =(
http://disqus.com/BECullen/ BECullen

sorry… don't wanna burst ur bubble but I saw it and unless the leaked one is different then what will be released… unfortunately they don't show =/
but there are some parts that r hilarious… but most of it is kinda sucky…
U should watch it… it's not THAT bad… and there are like 5-6 parts that are SOOOOO FUNNY!
I wouldn't PAY to see it tho… just download it. =)
TaycobIsSuperSmexy

I think I might check this movie out, just out of curiosity. It looks like it's going to be along the lines of Scary Movie, Not Another Teen Movie, Epic Movie and all of those and I quite enjoy those movies. Even though they are silly, they are still funny.
AngelCullen_94

i don't know if i should laugh or feel insulted but the trailer was hilarious but i didn't like Alice in it …
i'm definitely not buying a ticket for this movie but i might download it and try it … but thats just it …
kerbear585

omg lol!
I'm_with_the_Vampires♥Jenny♥

LOL @ Edwards hair… Thats definetly super funny!!! MY husband and my nephews will get a kick out of this movie…
chrisichka

i already watched this film and it is SOOOOOOOOOOO funny!

the first 15 minutes were the funniest, then it got a bit boring, but it still was hilarious!

as a Team Edward fan, i LOVED the Jacob jokes, especially the dog-related ones

i know some people say it's a sick joke with twilight, but i think that even the biggest twihards (me included) should be able to laugh at twi-jokes after all, let's not take ourselves too seriously
julesworld88

It's made to be outrageous. What's the point of being a fan of something if you can't even enjoy the mockery to it? It looks funny. I am going to wait for it to be released on DVD, but as long as everyone keeps their sense of humor, everything would be fine.
Guest

I watched this . . . it's pretty funny, but nowhere NEAR as awesome as TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
PhoenixMP3 [Since May 09]

… the title makes it sound like a porno…

naff said!!!
http://www.facebook.com/0ovellyo0 Velly Martin

I couldnt agree more!!
Ive seen the movie and its kinda funny!:P
VAMPIRES DONT SUCK

i jus watchd this movie on line and i died of laughter the whole time ……. IMA TWI FAN AND I JUS PISSED IN MY PANTS OVER THIS MOVIE lol omg they said some hilarious stuff specialy the end i did not see comin i was crying on the floor hahahahhahahah but it was a little stupid at some parts lol but my favorite line is *SPOILER ALERT*
Eward: Dont do anything reckless
Becca aka Bella: Alright i wont date Chris brown
hahhahahah I was like nnoooo she didnt lol hahaha

all together this movie deserved ……. 3 stars
ihateyou

i LOVE twilight and im watchin this btw i hope you rot in hell and btw that ''fool'' is matt lanter the 2nd hottest guy on earth!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN.LOVE.WITH.EDWARD

FUCK YOU!!!! AND WHO THE FUKK JUST SAYS HORRID YOUR PROBABLY SOME OLD LADY WITH NO SENCE OF HUMOR THAT JUST WASTES HER LIFE SITTING AROUND ON A TWILIGHT WEBSITE!
BellaGrace

LOL at bella holdin a hershy's kiss instead of an apple. did anyone know tht “edward” is the voice of anakin for the cartoon series, star wars the clone wars? “Bella i am ur boyfriend” lol
BellaGrace

she was in the trailer =)
BellaGrace

she was in the trailer =)