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This was too funny, especially about him reading Breaking Dawn! “….and everyone’s okay with that?” You have to watch it!!
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yes
2nd?
Hahaha the end was my favorite
I love these spoofs!
awww. i cant watch the video…
Edward is eating the baby out of her Uterus and everybody is OK. with that???
appearently Yes and Breaking Dawn won an Award for best Children book…
LMAO!
congrats on 1st gabs!!!
*throws confetti around*
and yes, yes he is. hehehehe. i freaking love this one! nicely done! ^_^
god!! LMAO!!!
Thanks Marie, It's completely random, I just got to work turn it on Bam! lol
It's so Funny!!
Which part of Shut up don't you understand!!! LOL
I would love to see SM reacts to this spoof !! LOL PRICELESS!
me too!!! to hear those *points up* lines in front of her.
WOW. cant wait! quick! someone!!!
send this to SM!! ^_^
So so true!!
u lucky u… hehehehe. i love that one! ^_^
“it was on vibrate..” — bahahahaha! Edward looks really weird huh? and i love how Jacob howl. awesome!!! ^_^
It's funny how every spoof out there, always made fun of how sparkle Edward is, and Shirtless Jake, LOL it's not that bad!
i agree too!!
*in Aros's voice*
such a waste.. hehehe ^_^
“It was on vibrate.” lmfao
Hahahaha – that was great!!! I love spoofs cause I love my Twilight!!! :O)
Jake constantly taking his shirt off and Edward always on the phone or texting, lol. Hilarious! OMG, and when he's reading BD and talking about the baby – and they guys says how they “stand around and talk for 70 pages with no fighting”…lol. “Sparkles and Moonbeam” – great code names!!!
I bet in the BD movie, they'll anhialate everyone at the end…hahahaha…just like they added the fight scene in NM. Why not, right? If there's not going to be any more books. They can do whatever they want…hmmmm?
LOL Ive just posted this on FB LOL. Too funnny!
well can u blame them? hehehehe. ^_^
LMAO! “It was on vibrate!”
LOL, I know it's that Obvious!
Congrats, Gaby! *passes over unicorn cupcake*
whaha! that was hilarious! xD
hehehe. yes! yes! but thats why we love them right? tee hee… ^_^
Hee hee, that was so freakin' funny!
Thanks Snowy, * hugs * You my new Domestic Diva
with all those unicorn cupcake
* eyes cupcake passionately *
Fork it!! Trademill I'm diving in, LMAO
*gasp*
my step-wifey!!!! u're here!!!
*hug and smooch attacks*
i've missed u! u ok now? ^_^
LMAO!! that was hilarious!!
*hugs & smooches back* Hi darlin'! I've missed you, too! Back at work today, so I guess that means I'm feeling a little better? LOL
ROFL – the nice thing about unicorn cucpakes? diet friendly, darlin'…
Hello!
how's it going?
Are you feeling better? *looks at time*
You must've gone to work today
How could I forget that 's is Low Carb
*giggles at the smooches*
*hugs tightly*
awwwww… thank u my step-wifey! ^_^ hmmmm… i guess so… but are u really? *eyes suspiciously* have u taked ur meds at least? hmm? *shakes head* ^_^
no meds… nyquil = permanently groggy snowy = very, very bad!!
But I actually woke up with energy this morning! Not all sleepified like the last 5 days… this is good!
LOL – it's ok, that's why I'm here to remind you!
*hugs Punchy* morning, darlin'!
Yup, I'm at work. Feeling awake, not blech – big improvement! With whiny hubby feeling sick, and 11yo starting, I think I'll get more rest at the office… LMAO
You feeling better yet?
yikes! no, no. no, no. *shakes head* we dont want a groggy snowy do we? er.. especially at work? no, no. hehehe.
but yay! thats good! i loooove energetic step-wifey!
*does Dakota shoulder-shake thing* ^_^
lmbo!
So proud of you going in!
And SO happy you are feeling better! Good for you! *hands over unicorn cookie* now that your not sick anymore it'll be good for you!
Oh no! Big R is sick?
I hope they feel better soon, and that you don't get it back!
My mom and I would do that a lot. She'd get sick, give it to me, gave it back to her, give it to me.. lol!
I'm feeling better, I was never as sick as you.
*growls at step-wifey* you KNOW what that does to me, darlin'
*pounces*
nom nom nom…. mmm… you make good unicorn cookies!
*sigh* yeah, she's sick…. and yeah, we trade 'em sometimes… LOL
*braces herself for step-wifey*
*struggles*
oh yeah. i do.. know what.. it does.. to you…
*tackles step-wifey, rolls on the floor* ^_^
lol.
i hope you don't get it back.
*smirks* I LIKE it when you fight back…
*crosses fingers, toes & eyes* ME TOO!!
tee hee.. well u always love it when im being feisty!
*does hand claw thing at step-wifey*
RAWR! hehehehe ^_^
CONGRATULATIONS ON FIRST MY DEAR GABS!
*hands over starbucks beverage and unicorn cookie*
*hands over growing daddy c*
If you start to get sick just throw this in the tub and you'll have a daddy c to take care of you in an hour
sparkle, moonbeam, standing around for 75 pages & nobody fights thats how u end a book series…
luv it luv it
cant stop laughing!
LOL – you KNOW where my mind went with that, don't you?! *sigh* oh, how I love my gutter home… that just totally made my day!
*nuzzles step-wifey* you know how much I adore you? *sighs contentedly*
I wish I could watch this! I'll have to wait until after work though…ugh.
Side note: where is the Hillywood vid? I tried to find it last night at home so I could see it and couldn't find it? Can someone please help!? Thanks (in advance)
Ahahaha, this was awesome! The look on “Edward's” face when that dude stabbed a guy in the neck.. x) And hey, he played catch with “Jake”?? xD
Here you go!
http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2010/01/new-moon-pa...
awww I feel ur pain : (
I no its not the same but keep read comments ur get the gist.
lmfbo!!!
Maybe I'll find ome Daddy C pics for you like the one of Kellan… wow
*pulls away from step-wifey's nuzzle*
*twirls hair with her pointy finger*
uhm…. nope! *pops out the “p” sound*
will u tell me? *batts eyelashes* ^_^
*sigh* silly girl! You are my ONLY step-wifey. And I adore you THIIIIIIIIIS much!! *holds out arms, stretching fingers* After all, I let you snuggle in my blankie, right?
darlin', if you find daddy C pics like that…. *thud*
Thank you my lovely Punchy
Sorry for late reply, I step out for a bit..
OOh! Starby, you spoiled me too much
Love your newest Kellavi
LMFBO!
Daddy C is a little more respectable. I don't think he'd let himself all out like that.
no worries. take your sweet time!
*looks at avi*
Thank you! *spins around so you can see all sides*
Are you enjoying your first?
Very much so, LOL w Unicorn Cookies, Starbucks and all my friends yeah!!! lol How are ya?
I don't usually post on these things, but that was pretty dang good. HAHA
lol Im good thank you. No school today! my first day off in a week! LOL
how are you?
I'm busy, but otherwise I'm good thanks.
See any good movie except NM lately
*giggles at step-wifey's word*
oooooh… i CANNOT wait for the girls to see this post of urs for me! muahahahahahaha! ^_^
yes! yes! u do let me snuggle with u on ur blankie.. *sniff* im getting emotional here. i cant believe u love me THIIIIIIIS much! *snuggles closer with step-wifey*
*sings*
“have i told u lately that i love u?” ^_^
LOL! except nm. Goof.
Hmm, *think think think*
I saw Avatar, but didn't like it.
Oh! Star Trek! Loved it.
And you?
LOL, I mean besides NM, LOL You didn't like Avatar huh, I like it actually
, really wanna see The Hangover heard it was funny.
And I just watch Pay it forward, it's an old movie but pretty good
Yeah, a lot of people liked avatar. it just wasn't my type of movie.
the hangover? lol a lot of people liked it!
I watched it during work one day, at a pot luck. and I had to leave to get some stuff so I missed half of it!
I wanna see Inglourious Basterds as well
ahh, me as well! my friend said its funny, bloody, but funny!
hey now, you just be nice to my fiance, gutter-lover and lil popper, OK? *shakes finger* no fighting with my other loves!!
Bloody is not really my style, but w Quentin is always necessary..Geez!! the guy creep me out but he also talented
*pouts* well, we can dream, yeah?
I agree. I am not into bloody and gore, but I think I.B. looks good!
Indeed, have you seen Snatch?
yes! I own it. I atually liked that movie. lol
trust me. we can.
Love it , I have it too, lol
LOL! yeah its a very good movie. Maybe I'll watch that after I'm done my movie now.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your movie ? LOL
*looks innocently*
what? i am being nice! and yes, we are all sharing ur love my dear step-wifey.. ^_^
u should see the fb group! popper posted something for and about u! it's sooo sweet! that reminds me, u neeeeeeed to have a fb account my step-wifey! please……. *puppy eyes* ^_^
er.. the one that is playing right now!
Ahahahaha!
“Sparkle & Moon Beam”
oh god that's priceless, I'm gonna start to refer to them by that!
“so then edward eats the baby out of her uterus? and everyone's okay with that?”
I loved this spoof! It was so damn hilarious I can go about my day giggling everytime I hear a phone vibrate! “what part of shut up, do you not understand!?”
Didn't know you are watching one right now, lol Enjoyyy..
lmfbo. yeah.
I don't know why I like it so much. But I think its pretty good.
oh god. I'm such a kid at heart. LOL
It's a good thing, I think I am too
*hugs* LOL!
At least I;m not the only one.
HAhah Amazing. Loved It!!! Love how the one guy was reading Eclipse in the middle of the desert!
Also when Edward's phone vibrated!
* hugs back * I'll catch ya later Punch, I'm at work hehe, Love ya ..Enjoy the movie
OMG!
There is NO WAY to explain how hard I laughed during that XD
The Edward was the funnest fucking thing I've ever seen
AND LOVVVEED THE BREAKING DAWN JOKE!
XD
HAHAH
SAYING WHAT WE ALL THOUGH!
“stand around talking for 70 pages & no one fights, YEAH thats a GREAT way to end a book series!”
LMAO
rofl
*sniffs* I know, but my computer & fb don't get along – it freezes up, and it's p*ssing me off!!
yeah.. i know what u mean. mine does that too. pfft. stupid piece of crap! *slams laptop* ok, ok.. im good. ^_^
but u gotta have a fb account my step-wifey! u just gotta! *sniff*
Hopefully I'll get a new computer at some time in the future, then I can come on…. *sniff*
Ciao for now, Darlin! *hugs*
and now you see why i laugh at MFS…LOL@do they eat the baby at the end!!!..
the most tragic ending ever!!…lol
this was seriously funny!!..and edward with his phone!!..lol
*crosses fingers*
i hope soooo… and SOON! like really, really soon. as in next week soon. tee hee.. ^_^
It's Edward face. It just cracks me up and how he skips out. “It's on Vibrate!”
LMAO at Jake and that Scotish soldier who sometimes sounded Russian. “Would you stop that, just stop, put your shirt back on!”
And Edward strut, he looked totally gay. That was hilarious.
*whispers* should emmett cry?
You know, I hate even thinking about it… but maybe? *sniff* now I'M sad!!
it looked more like they were playing fetch to me, not catch. LOL!
Oooh, he didn't cry, but he was super close.Something saved him. *sniff sniff* such a sad ending
aw, I hate sad Emmett!! *sniff* I can't wait to read it!!
*facepalm* I had to change one of my main passwords today…. and I keep forgetting that I just changed it… grrrr…
oh no! I hate when that happens.I do that all the time when I change my school password (have to change it ever 40 days) I have gone through both my nephews names and my nieces name. And I always forget. I'll be like “Oldest Nephew? no.. Niece? No.. Baby boy? no.. Crap. whats the password?” lol
I hope you remember soon, and don't lock yourself out!
And trust me. Sad Emmett tore me apart. I feel horrid for writing that chapter
I'm a lazy sod, and have a hidden document with all 38 work-related passwords listed on it. YES. I said 38. *sigh* and they all have time limits on them as to when they expire. And they're all different. Adn they all have different requriements as to length and acceptable characters. So now, I just use one, and add a number at the end. When it expires, I change the dang number. *blows rasberry at stoopid passwords*
that, my dear, is a GENIUS idea.
So you are allowed the same word? That is great!!!!
Stupid work and stupid safety precautions.
as long as one thing changes, it's all good…
Jacob Howling
hahahahahaha
lol, I don't know what it's called..! x) *facepalm* (I'm Norwegian)
hahah
lol that makes life a lot easier! password1password2password3password4……….password32456
Thanks so much Jaypat!!
now, now, you forgot the necessary capital…. change it up a bit! pasSword1…. I got clever one time, and substituted certain letters with numbers… pas5word1… LMAO
this was so funny, the only thing that cheers me up is this site right now and you guys and your comments, MY CAR WAS STOLEN FROM MY DRIVE WAY!!! :,,,( can you believe that?!!!!
lmfbo wow snowy! I bet you have a LOT of fun with your passwords!
*sigh* might as well get some humour out of them, right?
No dang wonder I can't remember my passwords for the fun stuff in life… LOL
what's life without a little humor?
LOLlovec0pwArdmrsCopw4rdLMFBO
Bwahahaha! Laughed so hard, I cried!!
*snort* did you discover Copward, Punchy?
nope. not yet.But, I can tell you did. *points to your screen name*
LOL, well, of COURSE I did, he's divine!
You need to. I'll email you!
uh, okay. I don't really have the time right now to read a ff. Too busy writing mine and doing homework
I know, but I know you'll get to it when you can. Besides, I really like your FF…
hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
“Just wait till the part where everyone's got super powers, they stand around talking for 70 pages and nobody fights. That's a great way to end a book series.”
OH MY GOD I died from laughing!!
Did ANYONE else love Edward's face when he was standing next to a bad guy then that other guy came over a stabbed him in the neck??????? I thought his face was funny! (:
That was reallllly funny!! Loved it!!!!
BUT I will always love the other one too,
“It's………….aaahhhhhhh…………………………Puppy.” hahaha
I heart Peter!
I'll book mark it. *opens up FF bookmark, seeing 4 unfinished ff's before it*It may take a while, though
You like it? seriously?
HALE yeah!!
P'SHA!*flickrs couch*
WOW. I will be showing that to my boyfriend. LOL
It's basically like our addictions collided.
%?! um… you lost me…
Did i? or did you lose yourself?
Oh my god I need a coffee, snowy!!
*sigh* and I need chocolate milk. There was a litre jug waiting for me in the office… I bought it last week… the expiry date was yesterday, but it hadn't been opened, so I thought it would be ok? *sniff* I was wrong. *sobs*
oh my gosh.. I dislike when that happens!
I always crave milk when it is expired. ALWAYS!Its so yummy and frothy and milky….
*day dreams*uh, did someone say Kellan?
LOL
*snort* random, much?!
er… yes.Random
ANYWHO!I think my lack of sleep to make myself in a better mood is starting to back track. I am so tired..or maybe it was because I had 4 hours? no… 3.5!hmm…. bed before midnight tonight!
*gets Snowy-Dom face ready* TO BED WITH YOU!!
*cowards in corner* don't hit me please mrs. Master!
mrs. Master? You can just call me Mistress Snowy… mwahahhahahahah
Yes sir Mistress Snowy.*cowards*
haha so funny
” What part of SHUT UP do you not understand”
“It was on vibrate”
ahahah lol love this spoof
” so edward eats the baby out of her uterus and everyone is fine with that” ahhahaha lool
gotta love some of these spoofs
*Marianna´s voice*
Edward is a boy.
no facepalm necessary! I was just kidding. Fetch is something you play with a dog. bad joke I guess. hahaha.
Haha, yeah, I noticed that too!
His expression either meant “Did you just STAB that guy!?!?” or “I smell….BLOOD.”
lol.
Oh, where Bella is having Jacob's puppies? Haha.
I love Peter Facinelli.
He's the best vamp daddy eva!
lmao
what a classic, his special power is his sparkel….. love it
hahha Yes! I love that face! LOL
&& Yeah, that video! haha
Peter was great in that whole thing!
I can't believe that he even did it, because, well, you know, he plays Carlisle in the real movies. You wouldn't think he would make fun of it. haha
But I love that he did it, it made me like him even more!!
He IS the best Vampire Dad, isn't he!!? LOL
(But what other Vampire Dads are there??)
That was awesome! I loved it- my husband said he was glad they spoofed twilight- i'm like- hello- i'm glad they spoofed MW2! I'm so sick of that game. Xbox rules, but that game has ruled the house TOO long.
That was the best part!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO so so many people finish the series and go “really…thats it? i mean THATS IT!!??” *gah*
LOL….a climatic scene to rival that of Eclipse wouldnt have hurt anyone…..
But when you read some FF that follow on from the end of that book…you can get the desired ending!
for some reasons i remember J.K Rowlling and how she killed a bunch of her characters and think if a fight and for that reason some beloved characters would have died, would have being better for that end.
ROFL!!!!!! I shall… BLAST YOU WITH MY SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o n 'jacob, put your shirt on.' LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i SOOOOOOOOOOOO want them to make a twilight ds game. And the gi who playd edward… i'm sure iv seen him on another spoof b4… LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hehehehe. i know right?! i looooooove that part! and how he said it! awesome! ^_^
yeah.. a little action wont hurt right? ff versions of ending could offer more for us than the book itself. *sigh* man! i really want to have another ending for BD. i mean, ok, maybe not the Cullens VS. the Wolves but maybe the Cullens AND the Wolves VS. the Volturi??? but thats just me… hehehe ^_^
That was hilarious i am actually crying from laughter !!! love it
the part when they were reading breaking dawn,,, brilliant!!
“I can't talk right now I'm at war!” (excited kid's face) hilarious lol. even my little brother could appreciate it.
Yes i would have love to have seen a Cullen and Wolves VS Volturi all out brawl!!
and it would have made more impact if they killed off some of our loved characters like some of the wolves and possible even some of the other vamps that came to help the Cullens. And of course some of the Volturi themselves.
*gasp*
what?
*struggles*
some.. would.. die?
*bites lips*
maybe get hurt but die?
*shakes head frantically*
no, no. no, no. i cant.. i dont.. *sigh* WOW. no words bauble.. no words.. hehehe hmmmm… maybe if some of the Volturi guards would die then im ok with that. tee hee.. ^_^
*passes Marie a paper bag*
breathe! breathe!!
LOL
but didnt you like how much more emotional and dramatic it was when characters we loved in HP died…? ALhtough i must admit they pretty much slaughtered the whole cast in the HP book….
I was just thinking a few of each team could die…??
No? *starts backing away before Marie sends the white coats*
the ending was so true! an Jacob does take his shirt off too much