SPOILER ALERT IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE MOVIE YET!! There, I warned you. :] He put that teddy bear in front of her door on V-Day's morning and texted her, saying look out the door... So cute, wish he'd do that to me <33

So I love Taylor Lautner and all his man-abs and tan-nesss, but I really hope he's not typecasted as the jock, or the big muscle-y dude forever. :/
I would like him to do more serious roles in the future, that better show his acting capabilities. *shrugs* Just saying.

that is a really sweet picture of taylor and taylor.

I wish he was delivering a present to me!

<3

Does anyone else just want to tear out Taylor S and replace her with yourself? But then again if I was in her shoes, that pic would quickly become R rated! lol

U know, I've always wanted a HUGE toy bear...never got it though...well, there's still time I suppose

That plaid shirt is horrible, she looks pregnant!!

i heard the movie sucks...which i'm not surprised, it's too many stories to tell in a short amount of time.

but don't worry Tay..bad movie or not "You're still hot baby!"

this picture has
'ahh bless their cotton socks'
all over it :)

I like her top. Taylos A little cutie :)

OK so I was looking over at the ads and saw one for the Twilight Valentine's Day bundle.... just made me laugh!! hehe! That is true love right there!! :D

I just wanna know how many wolf girls will be seeing this movie just to get a glimpse of our little Tay tay????

LOL! he's such a cutie patoootie.

the bear's sooo cute! i want the bear and sell it on ebay! believe me! im gonna make a fortune!LOL

*chokes on bread* Damn, now I have a keyboard to clean. LOL
But what's up with oversized stuffed animals on films nowadays? Robert does it with Emilie and now Taylor does it with, umm... well... Taylor. Damn, unisex names are confusing.

I want that bear lol

...

I keep saying how excited I am to see Rob play someone other than Edward, well the same applies to Taylor. I'm looking forward to seeing him grow as an actor. I think he has tons of potential.

BOO!
I don't really like her anymore...
I never really did anyhow,
but now I like her less...
Don't know why.

SSSssssssOOOooooooo.....

I'm guessing you're not one of the many million who own her album then?

I AM! I AM!

*runs & hides*

Swifts singing/music is okay but she's no Christina Agulera. That girl sure could sing at age 19.

*sniff*

I wish I sang with soul like Christina. Stupid classical training. I sound more like Julie Andrews.

I'm kidding! Bahaha

Yeah but still not as good as Christina though *sigh*

you should youtube xtina when she was like 6 & 7. she had soul THEN. that girl was born to be a star!

Hey there is something 2 b proud of!!!! Just 2 b in the same league as Julie Andrews?! That would b a dream!!! She is my absolute FAV!!! Mary Poppins Is my childhood :} The woman is a Goddess!!!!!! <3

Go away.
Nawwww. Jk.

Now now... play nice. ;-) LOL

*stomps foot like a petulant child*
NO! Lol.
*Jacob walks into room*
Did you just stomp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.
*Jacob walks out of room*
*thud*

*snort*

Stop it! YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!

*grabs a hold of splitting sides*

No! Do I need Taycob to give you CPR!
Jacob! Get back in here!
*walks into the room you are in wearing a fireman's suit*
You rang?

*grabs inhaler, starts to shake it for a puff. Looks up and sees Taylor walk in wearing a Fireman's Uniform*

Screw the MaxAir. I'm all yours Taylor!!!

*pretends to pass out on the floor with shirt buttons popped off for easy access*

That's why I ALWAYS wear Velcro now. Easier access. Especially with Jacob continually popping out of nowhere.

Nope.
And I didn't like when Taylor Swiftner - as I so lovingly called them - were an item. Bleh.

Awwwwwww The cutest 2 Tay's in the world!!!!!!!!!! I luv Tay Swift!!!!!!! She is amazing!!!! & 2 think I was like 5 feet from her at her concert. Yea she is just as beautiful in real life!!!!!!!! I was in the pit at her concert w/ a friends daughter & she touched her hand!!!!!!! Now 2 c her w/our dear TayCob...............I can't get enough!!!! Can't wait 2 c this movie :} <3

Caption reads:

Taylor S: "Wouldn't it be such good press for this movie if we fake-dated for like a month?!"

Taylor L: "That doesn't sound like the best idea. My fans can get a little...possessive."

Hahahahaha

LMFAO!!!!!

im happy their in more than just the track field scene together! this is soo cute!

I can't stand Taylor Swift sometimes!!

haha be honest you just wanted me to 'like' your comment didn't you?
Cause i did!!!

Sometimes?

Can you say "over-exposed"? I can. I'm just tired of her. (And jealous). :P

why? not that i disagree with you.

lol your fine......idk I think it's just me but from all the interviews I've seen with her in it she seems really....Ditzy not extremely intelligent. I like her but not for Taylor L. I think it's just me like I said *shrugs*

i agree. she seems really immature and childish to me. vengeful. and fake and sometimes cocky. and i do not condone, tolerate or respect that at all cos its annoying. i hope im wrong though, we need less of that in the world.

and don't get me started on her music and "singing" i always wanna shoot the radio when her song comes on. ever since i first heard love story ages ago.

sorry tswift fans but thats my opinion.

Completely agree I was watching my words I case you actually liked her but hey since we are bashing her haha Jk.

Yeah she seems like a lot of girls I go to school with so annyoing! OH GAD Don't even get me started on her "music" more like freaking auto tune out of my butt!

Hmm opinion or fact :D

LMAO outta your butt, eh?

yeah she can't sing. true fact.

*reads comment*

Are you sure you don't run with the wolves?

LOL

hey, i don't like her because of that reason. give me some credit. lol

*hides snicker*

Sure... sure.

i haven't liked her since january of 2009. trust me.

Hmm ponders that comment!! Sure why the heck not :D

I'm Team movie Jacob.....Not just because of his rocking body but he actually made Jacob seem like he loved Bella and wasn't a d-bag! I love TL...

So yeah I'll run with the wolf girls :D

mutters I still like Rob.....But TL takes my Dragon Torch every time ;)

I reserver my comment about Taylor Lautner for another 24 hours as I do not wish to be incarcerated.

*thinks to self*

Please don't let anyone click on my name and see the dirTay ff I wrote.

Oh, I had read your DirTay FF and... *fans self* I can't believe that's your first lemon ever written! It's like you've been in the business for years! Have you been doing research with a certain TwiGuy lately? (coughs)

There are other famous men in the world to partake of besides the Twi-Gods.

Oh shoot, did I just say that?

Um no! I have N.E.V.E.R. been with someone famous. Especially a Twi-God outside the realm of dreams.

I hope they bought that lol. *wink*

You've never been with someone famous, but have you ever been with someone you know (that is not famous, BTW)?
*rolls eyes* Yeah, they're going to buy it. Not.

OMIGOD!
Ravenous Animalistic Creature, you say??!!

*eyes shift quickly back and forth*

Uh.... what do you mean?

*gulp*

You didn't read it did you? If you did, God PLEASE BE 18 OR OLDER!

No worries! 19. And i must say... you my friend.... had The Best dream ever.... but.... maybe you'd wanna keep it on the DL for the next two days... because that's pretty graphic.*emphasis on graphic*

*hangs head*

I know it was a racy dream. You should have seen me throw my shoe at the damn alarm clock that woke me.

*sigh*

I only have to worry for another 23 hours & 31 minutes. Then he'll be legal.

Ah... so THAT'S the reason why you're a vamp with wolf tendencies. You had a dream about the alpha getting... ::cough::... nevermind. hehe.

It's 6:22 a.m. Not normal.. just not normal.

*eyes shift back & forth & whispers*

What do you mean not normal? And I was entered into the pack as an honorary wolf girl before the dream. The dream just so happen to confirm my seat. Not to mention I rewrote it and changed the female character to one of the original pack girls. It was the least I could do for JacobIsMyHeroin since she flew out to NYC to see Tay on SNL. We both slept out on the street in subfreezing weather. We got standby tickets, made it in front of the elevators to go up to the studios to wait for the final count of the attendees. We waited in front of the elevators expecting to get in but they turned around & said the show was booked. So for her heartbreak, I wrote the story for her.

As for me, I got frost bite on my face for the man. No one better question my loyalty to the pack lol.

That I was up at that time on the computer and not sleeping. lol.

Yeah, I forgot you had that dream afterward.. so nice of you to do that for JIMH. Still can't believe you went through all that and didn't get to go in! Hmph. And I definitely don't question your loyalty! ::hides:: lol

I actually loved your FF. I wish my subconscience would gift me with dirTay dreams... And only 23 hrs& 31min..or less.... oh goodness. I've got to prepare myself. I plan to be the obsessed fan who pops out of Tay's b-day cake in my birthday suit. I'm hoping it goes well.

*crosses fingers*

GOOD LUCK!!!

haha! That's crazy to think that he is going to be 18!

LOL! Yes just one more day till we can say anything... Well almost every thing :D

dude, sometimes i think he's not 17. he doesn't look it. :O

Hmm sometimes I wish he wasn't 17.............Not going to say anything else :D

He doesn't he is really mature for his age.

or he hides it well lol.

and sometimes i wish i was in his life. ;)

Who doesn't! I would love to rub down his sore muscles!

Well I gotta go night ladies!

OH me too. i'd be his masseuse, for free!

*claps hands*

Look at the ad for 1-800-Flowers on the left. If you purchase the New Moon bouquet, $5 is donated to Haiti relief. Daddy C help start the Twi-Hard charity.

SO COOL!!!

Tell you boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives or soul mates you want that bouquet for Valentines day!!!!

that pic is so sweet!!

Swift I know you're excited for your movie & Imma let you finish...

But Rob pulls plaid off better in Remember Me!

hehe!

Ha! *high-five*

/snort/ LOL!

taylor taylor taylor.
god you so hawt.
=)

Omg how cute!!!!!

oooohhh.... love that bear!!!! super cute!!!

*braces for the wolf girls' wrath*

^_^

No wrath here. You said you liked the bear. I like the bear too. It's the blonde standing next to it that we're opposed to! LOL

hehehehe. oh i know that! that's why im bracing the wolf girls' wrath. we don't want to hurt the bear now do we? hehehehe ^_^

No, not when it could be used to swing at Swifty if she gets too close to Taylor. lol
*I'm only half-kidding*

bahahahahaha! oh i don't mind if u're FULLY kidding! i think that bear could really knocked her out of the freaking way! that thing is HUGE! hehehehe ^_^

I actually thought they were kind of a weird couple. I thought him and Selena were cute though? Haha.

him & selena were cuter.

I thought I was the only one! Tay and Selena were totally cute and it seemed real unliked Tay Squared for the movie.

No, lol i've been saying this from the start. Alot of wolf girls didn't like him w/ Selena but i thought they were too cute :) & he seemed happy. TaySquared seemed forced.

Really forced. Like hey since ur doing this movie, go on a couple of dates and see what the media thinks. Well I think it sucks, to me he should go for a more mature girl. *points at me and nods mi head* As long as he's single, I'm good.

lol i know! i'm really glad whatever 'it' was is over now.
but i wouldn't mind seeing him date someone great, i don't want him to be lonely :(

Very true! Hope he finds a great girl.

They were a weird couple, but I kinda liked them hahaha

Now the claws will fly.

I want Taylor L. AND the Bear...I think I see CHOCOLATE. yummy in my tummy.

Still unsure about seeing this one. They are lookin' good.

3rd!!!
They look sooo cute. I really wish they were a couple :(

he's in the movie more than i initially heard it seems! can't wait to see thissss!!!! gotta love the romantic comedies....

I so excited for this too! So many great actors in it, I'm sure it'll be great! =)

i loooove your avi! :) LOVE LOVE LOVE it!

it'll either be great or awful! all those big names....

thanks!

Yeah I know...but I'm reeaally hoping it will be great :)

1st.
Oh Yeah.!!! 2nd First!!
Awe, Taylor. You're so cute and adorable.
Not you, Swifty. The one with the eyes, the hair, the body... the dragon torch.

TWO DAYS!!! TWO DAYS!!! TWO DAYSS!!!!

hahahhaahahahahahahaha
i almost choked on my sandwich!!

Lol, you inspired the dragon torch.. so this one's for you!!!!

aw *blushes*
thanks babe. :)

Your Totally Welcome Hunn... :D
Now, we wait for the big twelve oh oh. (12:00 a.m)
*places party hat on head, and waits.

yes..it's almost time.
*taps foot impatiently w/ dragon cookies in the oven*

*sniffs at cookies
Hmm.. will we be having hot tay milk with these???

haha no we will be having a caramel 'SWIRL' milkshake :)

Ohhh... YUM!
That sounds...*in Laurent's voice* "Simply Mouthwatering"
Lmao.

IT IS TIME!!! *passes out dragon sparklers* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR :D

*twirls dragon sparklers*
"OH HAPPY DAY!"

:D
hahahahaha
the cougars are on the prowl..hehe

Lol. "RUN TAYLOR! RUN FOR THE HILLS AND DON'T LOOK BACK"!

Haha... now if you'll excuse me, i have a date with a guy and a cake...
:D

*pushes alphatdl out of the way*
i don't think so!

*shoves at I ♥ TD*
No Way.. This is MY Tay Time!
*sprints to Taylor*

Ha *in edward's voice*
As if you can outrun me...

*spills tube of marbels on ground*
HA! Lets see you run through these...
*snickers*

*falls immediately*
*tay sees me in distress & comes to pick me up & take me to his car *
:D

Not if his hands are busy....
*wink*
*runs and hides.

wh-what? impossible. he said he loved me.
*grabs baseball bat & looks for alpha & tay*

*pops out of Taylor's cake*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR!
*commences deflowering Taylor.*

oh no you don't.
*swings bat to scare alpha*
get off my man!
*taylor tries to calm me down*
tay, let's go take a shower, we are both sweaty.
*tay smirks & grabs my wrist & pulls me toward the bathroom*
*alpha looks sad & cries on daddy lautner's shoulders*
hahaha :P

Um.. get out a dreamland.. this is how it goes..
- i pop out of cake. i grab tay and run. we hookup in the back of his BMW, not some smelly bathroom!. we fall in love and get married and have lots of crazy hot.... well he's legal now so i can say it..... crazy hot sex and a cute little tay tay junior.
And there you go. PERFECT!!!!
LOL. Hahahaha......

Your Totally Welcome Hunn... :D
Now, we wait for the big twelve oh oh. (12:00 a.m)
*places party hat on head, and waits.

I am a little late - but congrats.

Congrats on first! :D
You're right, she doesn't have them all. You do! *wink wink* Especially the... dragon torch hehe

congrats on 1st! :)

Thank You!

Congrats.... I'm so proud of you!

Thanks Snookums!!!

OMG. I has the funniest dream about you and Taylor last night. It's
pretty weird to dream about someone when you don't know what they look
like, but somehow I managed to do just that.

Basically in the dream there was this whole media frenzy because
Taylor went missing after his 18th birthday. As it turns out you
kidnapped him and took him to Isle Esme. LOL.

And apparently you guys had a great time. You spared me the details as
you promised though. Haha.

*looks closer at LTM
Are you sure you can't read minds or something... because that's exactly what I was going to do!!!!!
OME, you know me so well *sob*

Oh wow. Maybe I know you better than we both thought. LOL

MIdnight approaches....

*looks up at darkening sky
.... it won't be long now....

Should we start freaking out now?

YESS!!!
*starts dancing like a fool...
Now, we do this untill Tay's Big Day...

*dances with Alphie!*

I'm so excited! For you, though. I'm not gonna steal your man!

Is that a smile I hear, wifecicle?

*cheeks start to ache
Why, Yes, Wifey, that is a smile you hear... i'm suprised you can't hear my heart pounding out of my chest.
When that clock hits 12'.... I. WILL. DIE.
But untill then... we celebrate!
*grabs LTM and starts doing the salsa.

I'm starting to worry about your blood pressure. Let me know if you need CPR. I'm here for you!

*keeps dancing
Oh, babe, don't worry about me.. I'm a party girl... i'm durable... i can wait forever and never get tried...
*tries to do running man and trips on shoelace, and lands on face.*

*runs to wifey's side*

Baby! Be careful! We need you in top condition for Tay's arrival into manhood. Where does it hurt? Let me kiss it!

*mumbles
"eh it emy ace..."
*gets up
I said, I hit my face..*takes teeth inventory
I'm fine, I'm fine. Thanks Wifey, but you will have to give my CPR, like, umm... 1 minute after 12:00 a.m... maybe 30 seconds.
And when I wake up from my Taylor induced coma, i'll NEED you to be by my bedside.... so i'll have something beautiful to wake up too...
*waits for hug..

*hugs AND kisses* I'm glad you have your teeth. If he's gonna scratch, you'd better bite!

I'll be here. Pretending to sleep by your bedside and anxiously waiting for the coma to end.

*deep breaths* Just warming up my lungs for the CPR.

Awe.. how lucky am i too have an amazing wifey who lets me do dirty things to Taylor Lautner..and is willing to give me CPR and sit by my bedside while I frolick in my coma.
You're amazing!!!!
*holds radio above head outside of LTM's window, playing OUR Song...♥

Aw! That's just how much I love my wifey! I want to see you happy. ...And if putting a bag over Tay's head and running away for 3 weeks makes you happy, then I must allow it.

Besides, you let me fall in love with Kristen... YOU'RE THE BEST WIFE!

No, You're the BEST WIFE!
And of course, I'm completely fine with you and Kris.
In fact, on April 9th, you and Kris can run off together...
.... and i'll be here waiting for your return....

Thank you, Alphie!!! I guess she'll be 20 then... whoa. Makes me feel like I'm doing nothing with my life when people who are currently 2 or 3 years younger than me are off being amazing stars and I'm still in school!

Don't worry, I bet Kris wishes should could have a normal life and not the madness and tabloids that dominate her everyday life.
Its probably tiring and annoying. She doesn't seem like the type to hog the spotlight.. Quite the opposite actually.
And that's reason 101 on why we love Kristen Stewart.! Lol/

*sigh* You're right. Love her.

Okay, let not get sidetracked so close to midnight. *start jumping up and down* Can we dance again?!

*grabs LTM and turns on stereo*
I thought you'd never ask!!!
*starts dancing like a maniac*

I'll catch you when you pull a Bella.

*starts screaming* I'm so effin excited!!!

(Are we waiting for it to be midnight where Tay is, cause I don't know if I can keep dancing until 3 am. Unless you get me drunk LOL)

Well...i really don't know.. I can't dance keep dancing either.. my feet are killing me... but maybe if we drink a little we'll be more durable....
*pours out two shots...

Cheers, love! *kicks off heels* Wooo!

OMG (off topic) but TwiNutter has me in tears over here... she made this kick ass video saying Happy Bday to taylor and .... omg, i'm literally crying its so beautiful..
http://youtu.be/R4j_NunhvEA

Also.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR! He's legal where I am.

I'm about to die.
**************** ! ****************

Please please please don't die. I love you so much and I can't live in a world where you don't exist. Okay?

1, 2, 3, BREATHE!

_________(flatline)____________

Don't do this to me now!!! Breathe, love, BREATHE! I need you now... but Taylor needs you more. You have so much to live for!

Nice avi ;)

(thanks)
___________***** LTM? Taylor?
What happend? Did I explode?

I think you briefly experienced total and complete ecstasy. Your panties are in shards all over the room.

....It was awesome.

*looks down*
It would seem so... well i might as well go with out. I have a feeling....

Its 12:00 a.m... *explodes again*

Oh Geez. *walks around room picking of fabric bits* Being your wife is so difficult sometimes! LOL

Let me just sew these back together... It'll be midnight again somewhere pretty soon. I don't want my poor wife running around naked... Unless Tay's watching. LOL

Thank you wifey! His legal here now... i'll be back.

*runs off to deflower Tay.*

Oooh, girl. I just saw that some skank is tryna get all up on yo man! Mmm. I'm NOT gonna let that happen to my beloved wife. You just let me know if you need any backup, mmkay?

I... guess... I just leave you alone with that.

*goes and sits in a corner and waits for wifeys return*

Wow. That even melted my hardened heart.

*holds out arms* Let me hold you while you weep. I love you...

*sobs but stops suddenly*
.....................somewhere in the world right now.................
......................taylor lautner is...............
LEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*grabs suitcase* I love you more than my life LTM, and i'll return soon, I promise... *hops on plane*

Have fun... and... you know, be careful!

Of Course.!
*** goes to hide in taylor's cake***

Awe.. how lucky am i too have an amazing wifey who lets me do dirty things to Taylor Lautner..and is willing to give me CPR and sit by my bedside while I frolick in my coma.
You're amazing!!!!
*holds radio above head outside of LTM's window, playing OUR Song...♥

Congrats!

Thanks! :D