
A TwiCrack reader emailed a translation of a recent Argentinian article. In this article they claim -
“According to the information handled by the portal, Argentinian actress will participate in a film from director David Slade.
Leonardo DiCaprio’s manager is a close friend of Michael Bublé and was the one who managed the reunion between the director and the actress.
It was predictable that she was going to break ground on the outside, due to her confirmed affair with Canadian singer Michael Bublé.
Is that the boy has a lot of press in the northern countries and is slowly becoming a figure of influence within the genre. He also has many contacts that helped Luisana to take a few steps in the Hollywood film.
So much so that Luisana is confirmed that will participate in a film by the British filmmaker David Slade, who has just convened her for his next film.
It should be noted that Slade is working in the U.S. on the third film of the Twilight saga “Eclipse”, due to 2010.
Leonardo DiCaprio’s manager, who is a close friend of Bublé, was the one who arranged the meeting between Slade and Luisana.
Luisana will have one last date with David to discuss the details of his character, Tanya, a vampire from the Denali clan.”
Interesting. Can’t wait to get confirmation! She’s definitely hot. Maybe a bit too hot? I always imagined Tanya as being attractive. Like a movie star, just not the type of movie that involves really high heels and props… Google ‘Luisana’ ..
UPDATE: Rumor Control: Luisana will NOT be in Eclipse! Due to the fact that Tanya Denali isn’t in Eclipse (not a shocker there, but hey Melissa Rosenberg does give her own ‘take’ on things). Is she in Breaking Dawn? No clue. Summit officials have said that Luiana is not in Eclipse, the article is a complete fabrication. You can check it out at TwiCrack!
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YES
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3rd?
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How so late?
LOL! You left before me!!
I see we are making twilight the porno now! BRILLIANT…
Top 10
LMFAO
Hi5.. Twitter pays off sometimes…
Yeah, she looks trashy enough…
hrfdezgtr4
ROTFLMAO!!
So funny, man!
I was screaming the whole time!!
CONGRATS Ceci!!!!
WOOT WOOT!!!!
I bet this is a hoax. Tanya isn't in Eclipse, Eclipse is filming now so one would assume already completely cast, and David isn't doing BD.
Well I'm with you… not the Tanya in my head either:)
Beautiful true, but too… hmm hot? Maybe… it's just that pic…
Oh I don't think we want any beauty to be hugging Rob on his wedding day
))
I'm thinking… when does Tanya appear in Eclipse? …. hmm…I think they only talk about her.. I may be wrong tho..
CONGRATULATIONS CECI!
*hug attacks*
and i agree, if she wasnt trying to be “sexy” with the “pouting lip” thing MAYBE in like a MILLION YEARS…*rolls eyes* she's the new megan fox!
SL*T!!!!!!
PERFECT!!
hmmm…this is not what i imagined Tanya to look like….i guess we will see if she is or not !!
*opens champagne*
way to go woman!
LOL
Shes pretty but she not really how i pictured Tanya…
I would accept that logic if it wasn't for the fact that they add and change people ALL the time. Like seeing Victoria/James/Laurent at the beginning of Twilight. We all know that didn't ACTUALLY happen.
no no no!! shes a slut >:(
I wasnt even ON Twitter & I go to the page and BAM, Tweet from my lover and VOILA… here I was refreshing like a mad woman
*facepalm*
Not exactly as I imagined Tanya. I guess I imagined her a absolutely stunning, but in a subtle, way. Like natural beauty.. Does that make sense?
How do you know THAT?? 8/
Hehe thx my froggy..
Ribbit Ribbit
LOL yeah.. ppl are sayin' they dont see her as Tanya 'cos she looks like a sl*t, but isn't she a Succubus?? lol
Bella can take her!!!
Back away from Edward Tanya!!!
Don't get me upset as Jacob said !!!!!
LMAO!!!
HALE no I DONT want that beauty putting those sexy arms around his Holy Sexyness *shudders*
Oh the pain… the pain…. anddddddd jealousy!!
Hehe thx =)
LMAO @ that “thing” hehe
Yeah…let's stop calling her a slut. You obviously don't know her, so let's stop judging people SIMPLY on their appearance. If you think she's not the right type for Tanya, then fine (I would agree). But saying she's a slut is taking it a little overboard.
Ah yes the sweet sound of degradation from one womans mouth about another.
Not how I picture Tanya at all !
Ribbit ribbit!!!!
grreat job!…i need to work on my hoping skills and be faster like you!..LOL
If they give her the strawberry blonde hair with a bit of curl, get rid of the top hat, give her the golden eyes, and have her smile without pouting her lips, they yea I could imagine her as Tanya.
Grey face has obviously had her. As well as the other grey faces.
I hate it when people say she is a slut. Rude. Still, she ain't no Tanya.
*hug attack*
Thx AE… lol pouting lip yea.. yes beautiful BUT Idk, not the Tanya in MY head… hmm strawberry blonde hair missing…? Idk… Im just weird like that… =)
I dont imagined Tanya liked that…and does Tanya is in eclipse??…cus' I dont remmber seen in her!!….
lmao yeah i thought she was kinda SUPPOSED to be a slut. well then… i see how it is…
lmao
they usually do that in movie adaptations. its such a short time to tell a story. they kinda have to.
>.< So not what I thought Tanya would be like.
I hope the rumours aren't true.
Meh…. I can't say I'm too bothered if this girl plays Tanya or not. She looks pretty enough.
Congrats on first!!!
This is not the Tanya I pictured either…
Bring IT Tanya!!!!
Grrrrr!!!!!
Lol
LMFAO
Ferns… work on those hoping skills and maybe use Twitter… LOL
really? You don't wanna see her hugging Edward? Uuh, I can't wait to see Bella being jealous!
Mmmm, ok, sounds pretty good but I want confirmed news.
Sooo.. Can't really say anything yet.
But she's like super hot!
They would have another beautiful cast member if this is true.
Like there isn't enough of them
LOL
she isnt an ACTUAL slut… (unless you would know)
she just looks like she could pull of that look
) LOL
that's true.. but I think they already have too many flashbacks… I mean… Jasper's past, Rosalie's… and now they want to add Edward's too? hmm…
Well…
Tanya needs to be hot, as she seduced loads and loads of men, now, doesnt she?
But I have to admit, that my picture of her is different, as well
Ah ha haaaaaaa!
You are the Queen.
Love it.
(keep forgetting i'm not on twitter and have to edit the ole language!)
Lol…the chick from Erreway.
Woot thx BFF… I know, right?
Im just a jealous prick sometimes… nah… I just want Rob for myself LOL
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Meaoooooooo
LOL
well I was typing so fast I actually forgot the right word:))
So I read this post and… I just discovered DS was British… LMAO
Exactly. I understand the need. I'm not a FAN of it, but I do understand. Lol.
the only place where tanya is mentioned in Eclipse is when the Cullens want to get help for the battle with the newborns and Carlisle calls the Denali's on the phone for help and they refuse to help. So i dont know. Unless David Slade is planning to put the phone convo in the movie, I doubt this can be true. Sorry for my gray face =( im signing up right now
No, that's Irina. Tanya is the one that likes Edward.
Congrats on first, Ceci!
*pops champagne*
And you don't sound stupid!
No, that is Irina that reports the Cullens to the Volturi, but that is in Breaking Dawn.
Carlisle actually calls Tanya up in Eclipse to ask if she and her coven with help them fight the newborns and she refuses unless they can go after the wolves for killing Laurent, because he was involved with Irina. I guess there is a small part for Tanya in this movie.
She's ok she could play the part, afterall her her character is suppose 2 be good looking like a suppermodel.
yeah, and many FFs support that idea too, lol
YES, really…
*in soft voice*
*shrugs*
She's beautiful…
Psh, forget Bella… IM gonna be jealous!
Well if we are going this path… I don't want her pressing those t!ts against his sexy chest…
Jealousy is such a lousy feeling
LOL
hahaha i know as soon as i saw her i remember erreway. she's beautiful and the best is that she's latina!!
viva latinoamerica haha
but i don't know if she's could pull off tanya
wow guys dont be so hard on her, calling her a slut already? thats just an image
wait? twilight porno? YES YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe some edward? or like… alot of edward? like…. three hours of edward??
LMAO
YAY… I dont sound stupid… thx Beanie baby…. you're the best =)
Yeah…maybe it'll just be a little flashback. Idk…I'm not sure how/why they'd work her into it, but whatever. If it works I don't mind. Lol.
i totally agree with you, that was kind of getting me mad
THATSWHATIWASTHINKING!!!
lol she's always a hooker-slut to the extreme xD
LOT..of EDWARD..PLEASE!!!!….24 hours the day!!!!
she's supposed to look b*tchy, remember tanya is a succubus!! Not quite a saint.. lol
I think she might be a good Tanya if she had the vampire make up, the pale skin and eyes. But I still think they should get someone who is actually Russian!
Stop calling her a slut. A slut is where you take a picture of yourself naked, i'm not going to name any names VANESSA ANNE HUDGENS. Thats not how i role.
Still, her lips look like fish lips. Puckered, like botoxed up – on other photos as well. She looks fake pretty, Vampires always are naturally pretty. This is no Tanya.
NEXT!
The only time she's mentioned in Eclipse is when Edward is telling Bella about her. He tells her that he prefers brunettes. That's the only time she's mentioned, other than when Carlisle is on the phone to her before the newborn battle… so unless they're going to flash to her or do flashbacks or something like that I highly doubt that this is true.
I can see this girl hugging Edward at the wedding and then it shows Bella and she looks all mad/jealous. That would be hilarious!
Same here:)
you took these words out of my mouth!
no, no, heck no! she doesn't look like Tanya, for me. not at all! I'm sorry, but she looks too… sluty?
LMAO yeah, we're on the same page!
Wow! She's hot! I googled for more photos and, with a wig, she could play the part. She is def worthy of Bella's insecurity and the hint of a threat for Edward's attention.
Remember, folks, there has to be some tension here. All the more opportunity for Edward to prove his loyalty to Bella.
Just hope she can act!
hola ferni!!!! yo vi una novela hace tiempo en la que ella aparecia se llamaba erreway y es muy bonita. but i don't know if she can play tanya.
LOL Im the Queen? Of what? Of Dorks? That I'll believe haha!!
LMFAO I know huh? Screw that… I'll put MINE instead!!
right? i am NOT NOT NOT calling that actress a slut. I AM NOT!! im simply stating she would be able to convey to the sometimes “sluttish” attitude of tanya!
but im not calling the actess a full on slut!..
lol seventh time i said that word.. im on a roll xD
hahahah you go girl!!!
well this is a false rumor guys, im playing tanya (: lol jkjk i wish. this girl just doesnt seem right though. i pictured someone very pretty, but also warm and friendly. not this girl. she looks a bit too intense(if im being nice)
lmao you people are so funny say she looks like a slut.. lol .. ok well i do agree def not the girl i pictured for playing tayna .. i know this is gonna sound werid but she looks to young like i dunno like a prono star lmao i sorry i think thats wat she reminds me of .. tanya is sappose to be beautiful and all but a classy and classic way i think
LMAO!
I can just see them all walking around naked in Forks.
In an allyway
Edward: “Bella keep very still, i just want to try one thing… Don't move…. NOW GIDDY UP PARTNER!!!!”
Bella: “YEEEEEHAAAA!!!”
Exactly! People are so rude!
I could see her as Tanya. She's gorgeous. If this IS true, be glad it's not Paris Hilton cast as Tanya….so ease up on calling her a slut, guys lol
Maybe she is starring in the porn version of eclipse.
oh ok thanks, i remember her now because Edward was talking with her in Midnight Sun
WOW she's beautiful!
Edward should totally leave Bella for her LMAO!!
jk
im a Bella/Edward fan
LOL
I know:)
I think I didn't keep much attention to this character:)) So I might have got the wrong impression:)
hey this article has something wrong it says that slade is working in u.s wich we all know it's not true since he's in canada so i don't know what the hell to believe.
anyone????????
Dangerous ground…
Our friend ASHLEY GREENE made the same mistake but I wouldn't dream of putting her in the same category as VANESSA HUDGENS.
Once is a mistake, twice is slutdom.
yes yes yes!!! lmao like… cmon Rob dont tease us anymore!!!
Twilight porno…. instant blockbuster xD LOL
tsk, tsk.
tsk, tsk.
Lol!
Well, I googled her, and Im a bit confussed.
You see.. shes pretty with clothes on, but without them….. I rest my case:
http://www.moejackson.com/2009-luisana-lopilato...
If *IF* Tanya makes it into the Eclipse movie, then it's probably the phone conversation the Cullens have with the Denali clan about helping out against the newborns. They might show Carlisle calling and Tanya answering, telling him that Irina still holds a grudge against the werewolves for killing Laurent.
It would be a 2 sec scene max.
LMFAO…oooo that is freaking hystericall…..sorry picturing that made me spew orange crush all over my dog and now she is upset with me LMAO
it had to be said.
you gotta sl*g Hudgens off at any point you can, because you never know some fan could just go ape sh*t on her arse and kill her. Then she would be yesterdays news and i'd have to carry on with the Nikki hate. LOL
OOOoooooOOoO….if it is….Bella….sweetie….you're screwed….
but not by Edward.
lol
Stupid laptop is too hot. I have to shut it down for a bit.
*sigh*
And LMC said … Well I'm not say'n.
The first will be mine you hear me! I MUST BE FIRST!
*rocks back forth in rubber padded room*
mas vale que no nos ponga en verguenza! lol
But wait can someone answer this…I'm a bit confused I thought we “see” tanya till BD…and the article is saying tht she will be on a David slade movie…does this mean tht we will see her in eclipse as a flashback of Edward? Or is this letting us know that David slade will direct BD?!
oh my god…there's already more than 100 comments…hahahhahahah…
LOL
that would be much more pleasurable for Rob for sure *wink* not to mention yourself
))
Plus if you were good enough, you could get the role of Tanya and kick that chick out:)) lol
Noooo, not more wigs! We have enough of those in Eclipse already! LOL
” never judge a book by it's cover. “
already a slut?
nice one people.
Yeh, but Ashleys photos got taken down, hardly anyone even saw them compared to Vanessa where a bunch of people just spread them photos like wild fire and EVERYONE saw them.
Ashley is an exception, i love her. Not so much Hudgens.
hahahaha
I AGREE! i dont think that actress is a slut!!! like… no i wouldnt call her a slut. .. never!
i think she could pull of that *ahem* “look”, but i dont wanna be mean to an actress i dont know. …
unless its a disney girl…
I dunno. Seems like a publicity stunt to me. And I thought Tanya was more of a classy, elegant, beauty??? Pfft.
no more tease for NEW MOON!!!…come on I know that in Italy he took of his pants to..not only the shirt!!!…LOL..=D
SHE IS AN ARGENTINIAN ACTRESS SHE APPEER IN A NOVEL CALL REBELDE WAY…
her name is Luisiana Lopilato
i would like to give this post an award for winning the “how many times people can say the word slut”
i think it deserves a round of applause…. LMAO
Hmm good question!!! Tanya is NOT in Eclipse… BUT Daddy C DOES call to ask the Denalis for help with the newborns beacause Jasper knew it wasnt an even fight.. so maybe they'll show her like talking on the phone with Daddy C? Yea that HAS to be it =)
yep, or it could be when Bella&Edward are talking about her, and Edward says he preffers brunettes… that is even shorter tho.. lol
she'll be more important in BD… only if* she is actually the real Tanya
LOL!
awww, your poor dog going round smelling of orange.
Oh, i really wanna see Twilight the porno now!! LOL
si vd. la verdad no lo creo, antes la admiraba ahora solo admiro a kristen pero no se si ella podria ser tanya, no es mala actriz pero tampoco es lo mejor de latinoamerica.
lo q me molesta es q solo estan criticando el look no como actua y eso es lo que nos debe de importar no crees??
Wait stop.. Did it say that she was discussing with DS about being TANYA?! Is he even the director of BD?! Or are they going to put Tanya in Eclipse? Carlisle just talks to her over the phone, so she's not technically in the movie…. :S
*knock on the door*
*Bella opens it to find Edward shirtless and carrying a large cardboard box*
E-”Did somebody order a pizza?”
B-”I did, but I don't have any money to pay for it. Whatever shall I do? “
E-”That won't be a problem. I know of other ways you can pay me.”
*headboard biting, feather flying ensues*
*faints at mention of no-pants edwrd*
eep! lmao
Hahaha oh yea… pleasurable indeed *blushes*
STOP IT… dont make me say those things…
*points to Aga*
SHE started it.. putting those thoughts in my head.. no shame!!
*whispers*
I DO have somewhat dyed red hair… LMFAO
haha! That I understand

Oh I love the way she freaks out and he calms her down afterwards!! “Strawberry blonde… not at all my type”
Think about the scene when Edward tells Bella about the denali and that Tanya was showing some interest towards him. Maybe instead of describing her they will actually show her. Plus the scene you described:)
Either way that's no more than 1 min on screen for her
))
ahhh!!..poor dog…now he is gonna hate ROB!!
*claps fiersely* woot! woot!
hehehehe….we should get someone to count how many times it's been said….
I know, i googled her. *thinks of Edward moment in twilight* ahhhh….
oh, oh, yeh, and she's practically a page 3 gril with some undies on. Shes Argentinian not Russian, isn't Tanya Russian? She doesn't look like she can speak English.
If he casts her straight away she giving David summin summin. Some sexual blackmail trick.
LMAO!
*applauds*
I think its hilarious though. How we are so over-protective of our saga. Thats real fan love right there! Lol.
LUISANA LOPILATO as TANYA? HAHAHA god. I used to watch her soap operas when I was little (I'm Argentinian). I'd be SO AWESOME.
i now her, i was even a fan of hers and her singing group, she is not slutty and pretty, even thou she has pics that show something different.
but i would pay for a twilight porno, i still don't believe this article, cause tanya is not even in eclipse
if i was Bella i would pop my breast out just so i can get Edwards attention again
lol
LMAO no doggy of mine will ever hate ROBERT friggin PATTINSON!!!
LOL.
he is already taken isn't he? hehe.
I'm from Argentina. She's really famous down here. I guess i like her as an actress but i don't see her at all as Tanya Denali. She mostly did kids stuff. She's tiny, she' s not tall. I imagined Tanya as being this tall model figure.
I have seen her in the theatre acting and singing and of course dancing, she's hot, for what i know she is a really sweet girl. And please don't call her a slut because of a freaking picture!! She's far far away from being a slut.
no its okay shes clean now….shes cleaaan.
grrr woman u got dirt thoughts runnin thru my mind!! lmao
i totally agree….i imagined tanya more elegant, like a hollywood actress on the oscar red carpet elegant, someone like rachell weitz but blond..lol…
for some reason i imagined tanya looking more like carlisle's age..lol or is kate the older one…who gets with garret in the end..i dnt remember is it kate or tanya….
ahhh..I want to see NEW MOON the porno…but just Italy part please…or wolf pack porno!!!….PLEASE!!!…LMAO!!
muy cierto. Aunque sigo pensando que su look esta bien para Tanya :/ q tanto alegan?? ¬¬
LOL
morning after
Bella: “Pizza man, i'm preggers!”
Edward: “Not another child… *tuts*
Bella: “What shall i ever call it?” *gasps*
Edward: “Margeritta, thats the pizza you ordered.”
Bella: “Thanks, see you later!”
tienes rason ( lol, my spanish sucks) .
maybe this is just a rumor
or maybe this is a hint as to say that DS is going to direct BD
oooorrr.. idk..
lol
*eyes open in shock*
what?
*points to Ceci*
You started it with the hugging and the sexy shoulders…. once I've pictured that I couldn't fight back the impure thoughts that kept coming……. I'm so weak…LOL
ROTF well that would save us the wig problem:))))))
Lmao, thats it!
THAT is why he is casting her.
We need options Slade! Options!
ME!!! wait…
*remembers she hates doing work* never mind….
lmao but really. its been said at least 100 times, wouldnt u think?!?!?! lmao
momentoooo
acabo de buscar en google su nombre y retiro lo dicho yo nunca fui fan de esta chavita.
que diablos le paso????
definitivamente que dio un cambio radical de erreway para aca q son todas esas fotos??parece q ya nno hay vergüenza en ste mundo !!
jaja
*sniffles* we are so…….amazing!!!
lmao but really…. this post already has so much comments. who knew tanya was so popular? hehehehehe
*sniffles* we are so…….amazing!!!
lmao but really…. this post already has so much comments. who knew tanya was so popular? hehehehehe
*sniffles* we are so…….amazing!!!
lmao but really…. this post already has so much comments. who knew tanya was so popular? hehehehehe
I missed the porn reference in the article… **lost and confused**
God, dirty thoughts? they are great aren't they? Especially Rob ones.
I have them all the time, the best part of my day. LOL
Aww I know!! I love that part.. *sighs*
Oh Edward.. hes just so… dreamy!!
Hmmm…true this has to be it…yet again this is a rumor. But thanks for answering I was huh?! LOL =)
*sings to the tune of red robin song*
MAN PORNO….yyuuummmmmm
LOL
GFs know just everything….
*hides all the illegal stuff so that alopez95 doesn't see it*
Or it's to the Vet for it to be put down!
LOL
joke.
no worries my english sucks so that's a tie
http://www.uncoached.com/image.php?image=http:/...
She has a pretty face but she needs to stop making those faces…
how sluty is tanya this may be too much
she is hot but not porno hot i dont think
Hi
But there would be more screen time for her in BD. Gosh, I hope she is a good actress, Still, I don't really believe this rumor. it all seems a bit far-fetched…
I didn't have any impression of her… she and rose were very difficult to imagine because of their breathtaking beauty… and i don't have a good phantasy ^^
I googled up her pics and I wished I didn't..someone classier, please?
I googled up her pics and I wished I didn't..someone classier, please?
di david say the was doing bd
i thought we wanted chris
not f*cking funny…. dont joke about death.
KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao *hugsTR for the joke*
We actually do, Tanya is quite an important role! Especially in BD. I can see her more of a Kate.
Actually i can't really see her in Twilight at all
OMFG thats hilarious..!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im in the lounge with my family and i just snorted with laughter!.
CLASSY!
thank you more … idk not her
I'm not sure if she is but well she does look like a pornstar !
nothing to do with the rest of the cast !
anyway let's give her the benefit of doubt
i really don't know her so I don't want to judge. I just hope whoever ends up playing Tanya will be a good actress since she'll play a much bigger role in BD, like you said.
LMFAO
Im so weak… you are crazy… shoulders? When did i say that? LOL
HALE no… I need NO wigs… all natural… well, not.. ehhh you know what I mean… lol
Well she does not look like an angel or something, but calling her a slut is a little bit too rude don't you think?
Unless you know something we don't.
Hmmm…She doesn't look bad. Who is she?? Never heard of her.
So…She's the girl of Bubbles who's friend supposedly introduced her to DS who in his turn is supposed to be interested i having her act in a film he'll supposedly be making and they supposedly will meet for a second time to talk about the role she'll supposedly be playing…hmmm. Talk about Twilight..hehe:)
I'll wait for an official announcement.
Erm, there wasn't one but if you google her and look at her images, every picture of her is in a skimpy Britney school outfit or in a bikini that really doesn't fit her.
ROB'S thoughts of all kind are the best…!!!!
Yea… who knows, right?
NO problem =)
i thought tanya was sexy swet like grace from the secert life hot but not in your face about it
LMAO Now that I would be good money to see.
It would be one long porno…considering that vampires can not get tired, need the toilet, need to eat….
Lol. IMAGES in head atm! lol =)
Exactly. Hollywood actress. Not bikini model or whatever she is.
Whatever, I dont want to judge too much.
I dont remember either but Im pretty sure she had to be around Edward's age to be hitting on him lol. I have to re-read the books again.
This is the last thing we need! Another woman joining the group of attractive women he already works with, and there is no doubt she will be throwing her slutty tits at him!!
LOL.
Margerrita! I like it!
yeah, I pictured her to be way more classy too……but still with a little mix of sluty…
But I heard that this girl was really short…and I pictured Tanya to be like really tall, and look like a model…
IDK why but I always pictured Tanya and Rosalie to look sorta alike in a way…..
*hugs back Robs_my_love”
I will never joke about death again, i swear! LOL
Imagine the wolf pack walking round starks and the cullen boys…… *squeals!*
I want a twilight PORNO PRONTO!
Ha ha, yes.. but I did manage to imagine somebody more beautiful than either Nikki Reed or this gal
I dont want her to get the part but look like her
http://abcfamily.go.com/abcfamily/path/section_...
maybe a different picture. but in a way, i see tanya slightly older. in my mind she is inbetween edward and esme age. bit of a gap. but still. i agree. tooo slutty.
LOL.
*helps hidding all these ILLEGAL stuff.*
we don't want to get mod again.
*hands out a drink*
let's go relax. lol GF's will not ruin the day hehe.
LMAO!
i want a shamwow PRONTO!!
my poor panties…….
LMFAO
maybe just less boobs ya know class it up a bit more
Yeah I know there is. Bit she's about to talk to DSlade about her appearance in Eclipse:) Unless Slade was already chosen to direct BD too…. well I hope she's a good actress too, I didn't even think they were going to include Tanya in Eclipse. I know she's mentioned in a few scenes but still Carlisle could simply tell the family that he spoke to her and she said no. They wouldn't have to film the whole conversation:)
I guess we need to wait to see how it works out:)
agreed. tooo young looking. yeah she is attractive, but she is meant to be single! lol.
umm is this a joke? the minute i saw the pic i was lik no i must of clicked on the wrong thing!!lol
i def agree! like whuttt i think the jawporn from robert is enough for this movie… we dont need to add an actually porn star.. we need a strawberry blonde who looks attractive and bitchy
LMAO, that cracked me up! You know, if they re-hired CH for BD, we might actually get something close to this version. CH for BD! LOL
yeah I could see that…Grace does kinda look like I imagined her….but more older….
LOL
*another knock on the door, mid feather session*
*Jacob appears with Chinese food*
*Bella answers the door wearing only Edward's peacoat*
B-”But I didn't order Chinese food. I already have this pizza and I love it so much.”
J-”I know what you want more than you do Bella. You have to make a choice. Is it going to be that cold pizza or this hot Chinese food. You can't have both.”
B-”Why can't I? There will always be yummy leftovers tomorrow.”
*Bella leads Jacob into the bedroom where Edward is waiting*
*The tent scene that should have been*
bow-chicka-bow-wow (Mike groping the tree outside the diner voice)
Rob is for us Only! No other covens allowed!!!!!
Lol!!!
See you're just perfect:))
))
Willing to work long hours, stay up late at night, wait for ten days on set doing nothing, just to shoot those few moments with Rob when you'll be pressing your tits against his chest….
Plus you'll save sumsh*t some money cos you need no wig:))
LMAO
I really hope this is just a rumor. David Slade don't make rash decisions when it comes to casting!!
Totally!
They are my favourite ones. I can't wait to have another. They are the icing on my cupcake and Rob news is the cherry. LOL
i never tought tanya as a porn star LOL i thought maybe younger like “i dont know 17!!!!” She seems to old
*whispers* let me guess…you thought you clicked on a porn site….JKJKJK…that sounded harsh…I'm sure she's probably a nice person….maybe
LOL
Neither can I.
If she gets casted I guess we'll have to deal with it.
She better get ready though, because as far as I'm conserned, everyone HATES Tanya. Lmao.
Look at Nikki Reed. She gets casted as Rosalie and we automatically dislike her, lol. Its not our faults though. It just comes with the package.
Oh Hale noooooooo…LOL
I just pictured that *sobs* well I guess this is inevitable:)
At least she won't spend there too much time, her appearance in Eclipse will be 2 mins on-screen time tops
)
I'm from Argentina too and what's important here is that she's a TERRIBLE actress, in my opinion, of course. She's only good when she's playing dumb, so you see what I mean. And she is kind of slutty, let's face it. Besides the fact that she does not look Russian at all, haha. It would be a lousy choice and I would really be embarrassed by it
She's not how I pictured Tanya nor could she try to resemble her because she's not good at acting. And besides, picking her just because of a connection… I'd be ashamed of it. I hope that, if it's true, at least she speaks English properly…
GAH she looks like she belongs in a burlesque show with Dita Von Teese.
*grabs the drink*
I so needed that, we Poles know how to cheer ourselves up *wink*
I don't like that chick either but c'mon a slut? Nah, can't judge people by their appearances
)
Okay..
I think we should also give the post an award for winning the “how many times you can type the word PORNO” !
jajaja nop, no la hay.
Esta bien, sigo pensando que parece una sucubo xP
LMFAO!
*the next morning*
Bella: “Last night was magical, Edward you was HARD as stone and so Cold!”
Edward: “BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN LOCKED IN A FREZZER ALL MY LIFE!”
DUHH DUUHHH DUUUHHHH!
Really Edward is not a Vampire. But when the sun shines on the ice around his body from the freezer he glistens. He runs fast because he slides on the ground because of the ice. He is strong because of the ice.
Edward is really the ICE MAN.
I'm sorry I'm being rude all the time, but I really think it would be better if this lady weren't Tanya.
I wouldn't mind a Rob porno with a bit of Bella.
But thats all i would want.
Salde for BD…? Hmmmmm……
i actually did!!!!lol
i mean if uv googled her u cnt blame me!!lol
team Tanward!!!!!!;p
Tanya: “Strawberry tint in her blond curls”
I guess they could accomplish that without a wig.
Ok, no wig for you!! *soup nazi voice*
LOL
LMAO!
LMAO!
CH FOR BD!!!!
i'm right with you their sister. Even though she might be so high while recording she will probably transform them into the smirfs, or something.
LMFAO
Yea, what she *points to BFF* said!!!
This. was. hilarious. ROTFLMAO!
my favourite, actually
Edward's porno..
Emmet's porno..
Jasper's porno..
Jake's porno…
Carlise's porno..
Charlie's porno..
Laurent's porno…
Sam's porno…
Alec's porno…
Caiu's porno…
Paul's porno….
EVERY TWILIGHT MAN'S porno..
okay well..you understand…but its that to much for ask…can I have..only
EDWARD CULLEN's PORNO
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i want to be tanya =/ ….well i really want to be kate but i think i look more like tanya should. i picture her as being more plain.
wait how old is tanya what age is she frozen at
Exactly, i'll hate her for just being Tanya. If she is casted.
Then when i see her mucky little paws over Edward while our Bella is standing their, then i will hate her even more. She will be my new victim, Nikki also.
LMAO!!!
That was just a crazy thought:))
Alert: New Rob post over at NMM.org!!!!
Ugh, I googled pics of her too and I can see maybe why DS picked her. Maybe she should wear a bit more clothes and not look so dirty?
Maybe Victoria's Secret is hiring.
hehe
no i agree with you ! I was kind of disappointed when i saw nikki as rose for the first time… but on the other hand it's more than difficult to find someone who fits to SM's descriptions of rose …
LMAO!
The naked, sparkling smurf bouffant show, OMG, BEST. MOvIE. EVER. NOT! LOL
Agree!! Lmao this post basically wins for naughtyist…tttly spelled worng…. Post ever lmao and it's not even about a guy!!!!!!!!
Hahaha
sucubo??
perdon no se que significa soy de honduras y ni idea de que me stas hablando me podes explicar?? porfa
Is it just me or by her looks does it look like she can stir up some problems w/ the cast if she does get cast?? LOL
LMFAO Yea, especially the cost of wigs… *shudders* No need for that with me… Im good… just perfect for Rob… lol I just wouldnt want to be known for throwing myself at him…. nope I wouldnt do that… it would be special… =)
Yes, that's true. They shoudl ahve just hired ME. LOL
trust me….I don't blame you at all….I'm kinda afraid to google her…*shudders*…..
really?
she looks beautiful to me, I can see little Bella being jealous of her
http://media.photobucket.com/image/luisana%20lo...
http://media.photobucket.com/image/luisana+lopi...
*cheers*
i knew this would help hehe. another? LOL
i don't even know this chick. but i agree with you
” never judge a book by it's cover ” and calling her already a slut that's a bit MUCH.
Well i wanted to play Bella but look who got that part. So i want to play Renesmee, so my onscreen dad can kiss me on my face, thinking im his daughter while i am secretly pining to jump his bones. LOL
I always saw Kate as the sexier one, Tanya a little plain yeh, but she has to act like she is sexy.
OMFG I thought u put in “laurens Porno” and I almost died laffing!!!! Hahahahahahahaha
Yes ..TEAM MAN PORNO right?! Lmao
I M SORRY BUT THE ONLY ACTRESS I SEE PLAYING TANYA WOULD HAVE TO BE
EVAN RACHEL WOOD
http://gallery.newkerala.com/images/wallpapers/...
SHE IS PERFECT
LOL!
I'd totally buy that film! CH IS NOW MY FAVOURITE DIRECTER! LOL. F*ck CW, doing everything to the book *pfft* LOL
ya i wudnt if i was u i mean if my parents had walked in god only nos wat they wud think!!!!!lol ban me frm the computer altogether!!!lol
i really wish i didnt google her now god damit!!!!!
LOL
Oh, yeah. Totally agree. Love me some Evan Rachel Wood.
Eddie and Bella are talking about her too,maybe inseted of him describing her etc we will actually see her,she needs to be introduced somehow before the wedding in BD.
yeaa please nothing else lol its all about rob
I dont think so! but, maybe! we dont have any official conformation on BD. And still David Slade is doing eclipse i dont see him doing BD too. She is hot, not excatly what i thought tanya would look lik, but close.
Next morning….
E-”You can't be ordering out every night Bella it's not good for you and when I turn you into a vampire I don't want the bloated version to be the one that sticks.”
J-”I would never hurt you Bella. I run at a toasty 108.9 so no matter how much take-out you eat I will make sure you sweat off the calories.”
E-”I'm just thinking of your health Bella. I'M not careless with your safety.”
Bella is forced to make a tough choice. If she gives up the food then she'll have to give up the hot sex that comes with it.
Jacob and Edward quit their jobs as pizza and chinese delivery guys.
Next night…
*Edward dressed in brown shirt and shorts*
E-”I have a package to deliver for Bella Swan.”
*Jacob carrying a large Sparkletts bottle over his shoulder*
J-”Time for me to change your tank.”
etc., etc., etc.
you are right!!! She is perfect!!! *two thumbs up*
Okay we definitely need a TEAM “I HATE TANYA” !
Yeah that's my major concern that she can't speak english properly. I don't watch Tv at all these days, but i'm 18 so of course I saw Chiquititas and Rebelde way when i was little. Every kid did.
She's only good when she's playing dumb – I don't know, i honestely never saw her acting in a role that you could say wow what a great actress she is. She's not only Michael Buble's girl but also she is a great actress here in Argentina.
pd: her boobs are all her. She did not have surgery. I say this now because someone will be saying that she did surgery sooner or later.
Escribo en ingles xq obvio nadie va a entender si escribo en castellano
Hay que defenderla xq estos fans le van a dar con un palo pobre chica! Es un amor Luisana aunque no la vea como Tanya.
I know I've said this before but I really want Evan Rachel Wood as Tanya.
she would be great
I don't like her,and she's Nikki's friend, urgh
I basically feel the same way about this actress that I feel about all the other casting: I will wait to judge until I see them in the movie. Trying to have faith that DS knows what he is doing.
i think she would make a good carmen. just dye her hair brown… but not tanya
VICTORIA BECKHAM TO PLAY TANYA!
LOL.
Lmao.
This is hilarious.
This has to be one of my favorite posts of all time!
SHE IS AN ACTRESS!!!!!!!!!!
that would be awesome
ERW for tanya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeh and a TEAM “CH FOR TWILIGHT PORNO”
LOL
I love Luisana, she use to be my favorite actress for year, but twilight came, know i love Kristen… Luisana is great, she, is gourgeous, it's really, really, good actris, she is the best… But for Tanya, i don't know, for me Tanya looks like, Rachel Adams, in the Notebook…. but i don't know… maybe…
Guys, maybe they're introducing her in Eclipse during the talk Edward had with Bella in his room you know, think about it, she has to be introduced somehow before the wedding, because how will it look to have some random girl groping Edward at his wedding? everyone would be like wtf?!
We have to get to know her before that, get to know her feelings for Eddie and stuff, otherwise the scene with her would not make any sense.
That is a dumb reason to hate her dont you think?
I agree, she would be perfect! I wonder if the role would be big enough for her, though…?
You guys here is a video of her “acting”
Great huh ( not really)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9DPKas52vc
ohh ma goshh yaay…kristen got nothing on VB…looool
i can just see rob standing there trying to touch VIc..nd its all bones nd wrinkled skin..atleast it makes letting her down gently quite easy!!!!
Victoria BEckham for Tanya..TEAM VICANYA…OR TEAM TANTORIA!!!…wooo…hoo
LOL
She also would have been great for rosalie but since that didnt happen I would be happy to see her as tanya
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! that was hysterical nd i was in a bad mood but not anymr!!!lol
sorry but there's not many Oscar-worthy actors in twi-cast anyway you know.
Gooooooo Team ERW lol
I wouldn't say she's such a great actress, but well, that's your opinion, mine's different, and that's perfect. Hopefully, if this turns out to be true, you'll be right and I'll be wrong, for the best of the movie. But I still wouldn't put my hands on fire for her…
*jessica's voice* I know right LOL
Well if BDH can reconsider Victoria's role why not? I know Tanya isn't really seen in Eclipse but has a bit bigger role in BD.
She would be awesome
no it's not the reason I dislike her,maybe one of.
I googled her and looked for pictures……
There really was not one picture where she wasnt half naked.
Well…..her and Jake should get along just fine.
Hahh.
I know, she isn't a slut, I thing that she is grat actress and she is too far for beeing a slut, she used to do things for kids… I love her, I'm from Ecuador and is really famous her to, She is really pretty, but don't see her as Tanya… maybe this is just a gossip…
OMG Rachel wouldnt be soo bad
Good choice
They should still try to find someone better.
They should still try to find someone better.
Wow
Lets keep looking shall we ?
Lmao
Couldnt agree with you more
May I ask why you do not like her ?
*waves ERW flag* Someone call her agent! DS don't do this to us.
This is your best choice for Tanya? Cmon
yes, that's true. Well, I really hope she gets/wants it, she really would be perfect for it.
*waving the Team ERW for Tanya flag*
another tweet from Mr. Director
Rehearsals with Kristen, Billy Burke and Rob yesterday. Third week of shooting just hours away. Preparation, preparation preparation.
about 1 hour ago from web
Holy sh!t!!!!!!! I've making comments for awhile and just now my avi changed?? slow @ss disqus!!! I think I'll keep it for a few days then switch back. It's a little dark.
lmaoooooooooooooo…i am loving that dialogue…ahahaha
maybe someone should give DS a little hint over twitter?? ^^
I really hope he doesn't hire luisina or how ever you spell her name
I really cant picture her as Tanya
If he hires her so help me god I will hate him even more than I hate MR and CH combine
I'm glad i lifted your mood. I'm good with stuff like that, us English are very witty people. Like Rob has shown.
lmaoooo…you are killing me here with this dialogue. you and teamrobsten are so funnyy!….lmao @bow-chicka-bow-wow..this is effing priceless
I lurve Tanya hehe more than Bella actually O_o
Well I like it
And as for Disqus don't get me started with that. I would give up anything for them to switch everything the way it was before
That is a good idea
I would do it but I dont have twitter
i like the sound of that, ICEMAN!
*feels all tingly inside..shivers*
True….Rob seems to only have eyes for Joan Jettstew.
I need to find some ERW for possible future avi pics.
*flag waving continues*
LOL!
I can imagine her, so demanding!
“Staff where is my Chanel bag, i need it. I need to pimp out Tanya! *claps twice* bring me my skinny Lattee, PRONTO!”
and with summit:
Summit: “Victoria, we don't apprechiate talking to the hand!
Victoria: *hand held out* “Talk to the hand, not to this beatiful face!”
summit: “Ok, we need you to put on 14lb please, for the role”
Victoria: *crying hyserically “Have you any idea how long it had taken me to get to double size zero!!!! YOU ARE WANTING ME TO BE A SIZE ZERO!!! WHAT ARE THESE CHARACTERS FAT!”
Sumkmit: “No love, they are NORMALLL!”
LOL! I don't really like Victoria.
I kinda thought she was doing a female version in a re-make of “A Clockwork Orange”. Singin' in Rain, anyone?
RFLMAO … dude, that is the funniest thing I have heard in a while. Rock on!!!
I mean, why does she need to choose. She could of had them both … at the same time. LOL
LMFAO i love this and all the other quotes lol you guys crack me up u realli do
*smiles at teamrobsten*
what dirty mind you have lady! me like….:)
“…. three hours of edward??”
Well he sure has stamina for that.
LOL
LOL
no no no hon, you arent WEIRD. just not normal
Me neither!
If she is cast as Tanya, any progress he has made so far will be in jeopardy. That's what personally think.
I will start doubting him and I really don't want to do that!! Keeping the faith in my favorite book!
LOL!
from the x-man to twilight, ICE MAN has made a leap of faith to challenge the werewolfs.
haha, doesnt ring a bell.
She might be hot but she's blond. Edward prefers brunettes and I'm brunette, so come on over Ed come to my house!
LOL
Aww I want a flag *pouts*
Doesn't every lady? LOL
they wouldn't be normal otherwise, especially with out sexy cast!
i agreee..she looks to sex up?..i guess.. maybe she can act..i will wait and see..but i already have jaw porn, finger porn and you know the rest and i don't want more…
actually, rob's porn is the only porn i need..it's my life now..lmaoo
B-”Edward, you can just put that package anywhere… I mean ANYWHERE. Actually, I think I'd like it on the kitchen table
”
J-”Hey Edward, can you help me with this huge bottle of water. I don't want to spill and get Bella all wet while I'm sliding it into place.”
*holy hotness*
I know he can not afford to make one single mistake
If he does may god help him lol
I LOVE Eclipse
The whole Series is my favorite
Her scene with Eddie in BD will not make sense if we don't get to know her character and her past attempts to get into Eddie's pants first.
She's going to be on True Blood tonight as the queen vampire. Cannot wait for that.
I agree Marti, she doesn't look like Tanya to me at all.
And while we're on the topic…..was Tanya even in Eclipse? Other than a phone call conversation from Carlisle. I don't remember her making an appearance till Breaking Dawn. Am I wrong?
** HMMM, Maybe I need a refresher…….goes to grab her Eclipse book **
AAaaahhh I m such a huge fan of True Blood
She will do an awesome job. I m sure of it
Oh hell no
Now dont you worry about a thing doll
Rob is simply in LOVE with KIRSTEN and NO ONE else
I know! LOL – what is WITH the outfit? I
LOL Well geeze…thx for making me feel better!!
No, you're right. She is only talked about in Eclipse. Both as refusing to help the Cullens fight the new borns and as panting after Edward. She doesn't need to be in Eclipse and David Slade shouldn't be hiring actors for Breaking Dawn. Chris Weitz for BD.
You right GO TEAM ROBSTEN!!
LOL – Yeah, come on Bella, stop me being such a one-guy-kinda-woman. ;P
I really hope Summit sees Evan Rachel Wood is PERFECT for Tanya
no problem sweety!

but dont worry, im overly BEYOND normal
Yeah…she may be a slut…she may be other things…do we know??…are we sure??…do we care?? [LOL]
We shouldn't judge if we dont know…
I love the fact that Edward prefers Brunettes….finally something for us dark haired girls. “Blondes have more fun” “Redheads are always considered sexy, mysterious and rare” So now us brunettes can feel special…Edward likes us best.
*does cheerleader high kick* lol
**writes down Ceci's advice**
SEE!…i was on Twitter for a while.. i decide to leave and do other stuff..and BAM!!!
Geeze…LOL
Ohh gosh….LMAO
guess i read it really fast and SOO wrong.. i thought she was Argentinan….LMAO
Ooops!
cograts Ceci Baby
mmhh not sure I see this girl as tanya oh well who knows
Yeah, I noticed
. Well, Tanya was the one that chose the vegetarian lifestyle because of her love for men. I guess they figured she fit the vibe
Entonces SI es Argentina…LOL
i think she'll do great… i imagined her a little bit different but this is ok too
I thought so, thank you for clearing that up. That's how I had remembered it too. Her just having the phone conversation where she denies them help with the newborn army. And so, perhaps with David Slade's name being tied to her's ….it really is just a rumor that he has hired her.That would be the responsiblity of the director for BD….and with that being said,
********** CHRIS WEITZ FOR BREAKING DAWN!! ************
LMAO
**looks at room**
Check!… no evidence HERE!!!
HEHE.. tell me if you need more room to hide the “stuff”… im her for ya…8)
Yes, yes, yes. Chris Weitz for BD. Even the actors really liked him.
lol I'll be the flag waver and you can have pom poms.
go robsten go!
where you end up we will never know
I sure do like looking at Rob's face glow
Whenever you're near him you just melt
You're afraid to tell him how you felt
But knowing that he is near
You will never fear
That he would disappear
Ah that's kinda cheesy :/
Poet Laureate I am not.
who does..lool
i can imagine her that to summit…shes wat they need to put them in their place!!!…
ave met her shes actually quite nice and her kids are adorable nd funny!!!…i spent 30mins in a room with them it wasnt soo bad…
Now that made my day
That was awesome
I think it is only a rumour. because she is just talked about for eclipse, but if he was casting there would have to be a Kate, Carmen, Eleazar and possibly Irina. but you are right, Chris Weitz for BD. although from that picture of Jacob…i wouldnt mind saying that i wouldnt mind David Slade to do BD.
Aw thank you! Now I feel better. I was kinda nervous went I hit the Post button.
woot woot! I've made 420 comments on here! my favorite # and time of day! haha
Do you know what, I kinda imagined Tanya differently. Y'know with like bad skin, braces…..flat chested
*Takes paper out*
Dear Mr.Slade
THIS is what Tanya needs to look like!
Muahaha
What about Felix, in New moon he was always eyeing up bella
and dont forget Mike, Eric and Taylor
I was paniking there for a asecond that my bookmarkes had been tampered with and I eneded up on a porn site of some kind hugh hefner or something….
I have no idea who she is and she is pretty but she looks a little plastic fantastic to me but she could be great!
Ha!! From what you Tweet… glad to know Im NOT alone =)
Lol oh Ferns.. you are a smart cookie… you learn fast just how I like it!!!
Aww thx my lovely P!!! I know huh? Hmm Im still not sure… hey, its just a rumor at this point…
*crosses fingers 4 ugly Tanya*
PLEASE oh TwiGods!!
I think Rob is a big boy and can hold his own with pretty girls. Girls are after him all the time! LOL
could you imagine if they made a twilight porno?
ahahahaha
sooooo many people would buy it..
hmm ***plotting***
bow chicka wow wow!!!!!!!!!!
1) sparkles on the vamps
2)…the only thing you can wear is the CULLEN CREST!
;]
bow chicka wow wow!!!!!!!!!!
Ah yes the runmour mill, it is what it is, no point in panicking yet.
What do we have to offer the TwiGods for this one do you think?
AE , you are my go-to girl for old school references! You cut me to the quick, how can you not know this Stanley Kubrick film from the late 70's?
Don't watch it! It's horrific and violently disturbing! Anyway, the lead character wears an over exaggerated lower eye lash on one eye and wears a bowler hat like our gal above.
*pouts in corner feeling old…………………. again*
HEHE Well i have a GRRRRREAR teacher!!
**gives Ms.Ceci an apple**
I can't imagine any chick coming between Robsten right now. Rob is simply dazzled by Kristen and he finally has her after all this time.
No worries, Robsten fans!!!
And if this chick does try something, I'm sure Kristen will go all JJ on her a$$. LOL
Yeh it wasn't so bad…. IT WAS BLEEDIN' TORTURE! LOL
shes far too skinny. I wish she would put some weight on.
No worries over here
And if Kirsten doesnt (but Im sure she will)
We Robsten fans will go all Volutri on her ass lol
Don't worry OhE, you are not that old! The first thing I thought when I saw this pic was that she looked like Alex from A Clockwork Orange.
I'm Argentinian and I know Luisana Lopilato from several soap operas and things that she has done here… she is really really hot… one of the most beatiful women that we have in the show bussines… but honestly, not a great actress… I'm happy that they considered an argentinian, but really? luisana lopilato as tanya? not really good… I'm confuse… mad… grrrr
Yeh, i have to agree i can't see her as Tanya. Evan is my Tanya, how i imagined her. Even though she isn't major, she needs to be perfect.
Thank God! I should have known that you wouldn't let me down, Bean!
hehe
I love Bean!
those actresses are too big for Twilight I think, Rachel and Scarlett I mean, I don't think they'd go for a supportive role. but who knows really.
True, doubt Evan would go for a Vampire movie after doing TB.
Las vampirezas del clan Denali eran sucubos ( http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sucubo ) se acostaban con hombres humanos y luegos los mataban, luego se hicieron vegetalianas para dejarlos vivos.
Mhh no me acuerdo en ke libro salia :/ pero se q Edward lo explica en “Midnight Sun” al menos
I love OhE!
Ok, going to bed now… nighty night! x
i know, that's why i don't like NR as well, i heard about her getting the role because her step dad was dating Catherine.
Networking yes, but there is a limit to get some respect … using a man's connection or vice versa .. seems low …
I thought the same thing! Keep her away from Rob, Jackson, Taylor, & Kellen!
NIKKI REED is AWSOME! I don't know what it is ppl have against her… she' a great ROSALIE! She's got the attitude to pull it off!!! I'm getting tired of ppl talking about her. YES Catherine and Nikki have been great friends since YEARS AGO!! She helped Nikki get out of a bad teenage life and put her to acting classes and such! SO ppl stop talking about her!! this isn't against ya NTJB- Team Bouffant, but I'm just getting tired of ppl talking about her! I honetsly like her 100x better than Kristen Stewart! Honestly…
YES!!!
i.e. the scene when the wolves and the vamps find Victoria and try to trap her but she goes straight down the line to escape. How did Viictoria find out about the line ine the first place? Another scene that'd be important to see.
Stephenie was unable to portray fully-developed antagonists because of Bella's limited POV and lack of knowledge. So we have to see the motivations and characteristics of these minor characters in the film or else it won't be compelling at all. For anyone who hasn't read the book, they'd be lost.
But to show Carlisle have one conversation with Tanya to see her reject him doesn't make sense. I'd rather see her in a flashback with Edward, definitely.
i think Eyes Wide Shut freakin takes the cake on “disturbing” but that's just me. and don't feel old!!! every twifan is young enough at heart to reduce us to puddles of goo whenever we see our fave twiguy and “old” people are much to dignified to being reduced to puddles of goo!
amen sister! it's about time us brunettes got our satisfaction!
ROFLMAO!!! i love your red robin song edit!!
love the name!
Yeah, I agree, she isn't what I imagined at all either
pfft. i think at this point, our minds have been in the gutter for so long they should start paying rent!! (=
i like your choices!! my favs out of those would be Evan Rachel Wood & Rachel McAdams!
I could have seen Evan as Tanya, but I have a feeling they are trying to get people that are not as well known which is good for the ones trying to make it.
I'm guessing since this girl is trying to make it in Hollywood now this will be her chance.
I mean she's with the boyfriend who has connections so who knows. I have a feeling this is a done deal as they were there Sunday in Vancouver. She must be going for final meetings.
You know Summit won't say anything until the last minute.
Yeah love that chicken from POPEYES!!!!!You guys just love Rob so much, but ya gotta have faith…He's not interested in Tanya…She is supposed to be beautiful and smart. Bella doesn't want them to come to the wedding because she knows that shes gonna be a beauty.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! SMURF BOUFFANT!!!
ooh la la!! double the pleasure, double the fun!
Dude, she crossed them out with a big red slash!!!
How she's still alive is astounding in and of itself.
I know .. but you gotta give her points for being so blunt about the whole thing.
I want ALL the sexual tension from the books written into the story!
Rosalie & Jacob, Paul & Bella, Leah & Edward, Jane & Bella, Emmett & Sam, and many more!!
(Apparently Twilight's just one big orgy in my mind!)
lmao
The woman does know how to do a kissing scene!
Oh absolutely.
I'm for anyone who's anti-establishment… even if I don't agree with them LMAO.
LMFAO!!!!! the story goes on and on……
JANE AND BELLA……okay sorry….it just threw me off a little *re reads “power” in breaking dawn* ummmmmm now i see
awww, im sorry to disappoint!
but i've heard of the movie, ive just never seen it. though, i can look it up on google images! right?! yay!
http://billsmovieemporium.files.wordpress.com/2...
that guy?!
OHHHHHH NASTY!!!
ESOOOOOOOOOOO CARAJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO epa se me escapo al argentinada……..
TAMPOCO LO PUEDO CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEER ESTOY RE CALIENTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doesn't Tanya have strawberry blond hair?
It's kind of funny, H2B, but when I saw Bryce Dallas I thought she might make a decent Tanya. Oh well. At least this one has cleavage. The Tanya in my head has CLEAVAGE. If you know what I mean…
her lips look like a tanya ( you know how you get in your mind how you would think tanya would look like?) well i always imagined tanya with big lips for some reason….hers look like it, kind of (does anybody understand what im trying to say?)
; ) thats all i can say or do…….
hey! what i tweet is SOOOO not the half of it girl!
OMG that reminds me……i think SM should have written a part where the cullens give bella a cullen crest……*dirty thoughts* hmmmm then she would only where that whil she is in her cottage thinking about unicorns and sparkly guys……sorry, got off course
Ohhh, out of those I think Amanda would be the closest to what I had in my head!
Ahh, so true
i have to wait to see new moon, but i think i'm with u. chris 4 BD =D
C.W FOR BREAKING DAWN
C.W FOR BREAKING DAWN X1,000,000
Hey Helium – I do love the picture and the tweets. Seems that all of the directors so far really like Taylor.
It's so obivious!
Just like I said one big orgy!. lol
haha TRUE!!!
*crying*
I know I just saw it right now
Damn Rachel can act
I know
Have you seen The time travelers wife?
*fingers crossed*
All of them are GORGEOUS
I know she is trying to make it but I just wouldn't like her in the Saga
I m sorry but she will never be Tanya for me
She would be a much better choice then this girl here
Oh believe me, I don't think of Nikki as a bratty untalented actress or anything. coughmileycyruscoughcough. It's just obvious she got the role of Rosalie because of her connection with Catherine. She looks NOTHING like Rosalie should look like. If the rest of her castmates were miscast (Vanessa Hudgens as Bella for instance), then I wouldn't have an issue with this. But everyone else is nearly exactly right (Chief Swan should be balding after all LOL) and Nikki's… well, just not.
So, I really put Catherine at fault more than Nikki.
It's always Catherine's fault LOL.
If that's true, then that would TOTALLY make sense.
She is so wrong… I did google Luisana and she is smutty woman with fake breasts not at all what the whole Twilight-saga is about…
Wrong all wrong
She is way too slutty looking for Tanya. I always thought of Tanya as that breathless natural beauty kind of girl. She wasn't supposed to all that bitchy at all.
They need a fresh face for her, i sure as hell really hope that is not Tanya…they've done so well on all the other cast members i'd hate to see them ruin it with Tanya.
i guess ill just have to settle for kate =/ or maybe maggie seriously if i got to be an extra id be happy obviously i am determined to be in bd.
You owned that ish!! So Funny!!
Glad you warned me…. buahaha!!
LOL
*takes a huge bite out of apple*
Ummm… would have been better if Rob would have showed up and said “edible art, Ceci”
*wink*
Haha… umm what to offer… what to offer??
*thinks*
Got it… how 'bout we offer Luisiana up there?
YES…
Thank you! Soon as I found it, I thought that's it!! His eyes are gorgeous.
Yes yes.. what can I say… I DO love him way too much!! I guess I'll pay the price just to see him in BD… whatever it takes… =)
hahahahaha THAT came outta nowhere!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
I agree *thinking how to get Louisiana starpped and ready for sacrifice*
mmhhhh
LOL
you are OH SO WELCOME!
LOL
*lightbulb*
I know!! Grab her by the boobs & tell her we're going to the plastic surgeon for free updates… lol
JK JK… I dont mean it…. Im NOT mean…
*giggles quietly into P's arms*
correct!
Quick question
If she is so bad like you say how come she is famous?
ha ha ha ha ha
maybe is best if grab her by the ankle and drag her, if we grab her boobs they may explode or leak and that would just be gross…. or no we can't drag her, we'd have the same problem if she fell face first….. lmao
mmhhh I know we could say that Michael Buble has bolught her a session with Hugh Heffner's bunny photographer so she can have a rauncy photo shoot for Michael…… that' should work
*holding Ceci tight* Back off skanks Ceci is untacheable!!! and I'm not JK
*evil grin and talons on display*
I kinda imagine Taylor Swift to do an excellent Tanya. If its breathless, wholesome, flawless beauty you want, then why not Taylor, no?
http://www.parcbench.com/wp-content/uploads/200...
Picture her with the strawberry blonde hair, the golden eyes and the works— she might actually be a good Tanya.
I couldn't agree with you more, vampires are supposed to have that natural beauty that i think taylor swift has, she is so breathtaking.
I could so picture her as Tanya…maybe we should start a petition for her or something hahaha
I'm sure the casting directors could use some help.
because she´s hot, she plays dumb and young, sexy…. not a bad combination for people who can´t judge acting…. not that I really can, but you realize bad acting right away.
She´s famous because she´s acting since she was little, i even saw many of those “teen soap operas”, but I have to say that they were no good at all.
It´s a shame… there are many other Argentinian actors/actresses who are really good and should be recognized, but not like this, through hard work!!!
Sorry for such a long answer, this got me by surprise!
Ro
XO
Yes! Exactly, creepy huh?
He's mine mine!! Oh I mean OURS!!
lol
Yes, Eyes Wide Shut was disturbing in a different way. A Clockwork Orange was ultraviolence just for fun. Ain't nothin' funny 'bout it! Yuck!
Thanks for the young pep talk! LOL
LMFAO
*hugs & kisses BFF*
Ive missed you…
OURS OURS OURS… meowwww
(= you bet! you should come be a co-designer of our twilight saga theme park!!! LOL
hug attack BFF!!
I've missed you too!!
lol
Tehehe… oooh we love each other SO much!!
Have my back today? I started a song that goes like this..
Anything Tay can do, Rob can do better…
LOL wolf girls might come…
I got your back girl!!
Limme change into my SUPER BFF outfit….
Anything Taylor can do Rob can do better…
Rob can do anything cuz he's 23….. LMAO!!
Thx BFF
*waits while BFF changes into SB outfit*
ROFL @ Rob can do anything cuz he's 23…. PRICELESS!
LOL!!
You like that part? heheha…
cuz it's sooooooo true!!!
*jumps up & down*
I know.. I know… he's PERFECT for me… er… US… LOL
yeaa rob porn is all we need hahaa! no moreeee
woott summit just confirmed there is no Tanya in eclipse! and Luisiana was just in vancouver with buble since well hes from canada and the reporters just asumed she was there for eclipse.. lmao! woot woot no pornoooo!
Yeah I think Amanda would be a great choice to play Tanya.
I'm soooo excited for TB tonight.
YES i'd like that!!!! HE did GOOD! not like DAVID SLADE… not really liking things so far!!
LMAO!! This so should be filmed lmao.
yup i totally agree! you can't call her a slut just by a picture, i actually love her character in Rebelde Way, She's really pretty also. I think we should give her a chance, she's not the Tanya I imagined, but who knows maybe she can pull it off nicely. Let's remember that make up helps a lot.
I'am not from Argentina (I'am from central america actually:), but i've seen her in a couple of shows. She's not an oscar actress, that's for sure. But i belive she's not that bad. I'am worried more about her english though. I don't really know if she can pull that off, cause of the accent and all that.
LMAO @plastic fantastic!!!
Those were the words I was looking for when I first saw her!!!
Tanya is mentioned in Eclipse but does not make an appearance until BD. She does have a small role in Midnight Sun though.
BTW- Please correct me if I am wrong but the Denali sisters were russian- no?
Thank God!! I thought I was the only one that remembered she was russian!!!
Actually, you guys are not the first ones who i hear that prefers Taylor as Tanya.. but for me, i just CAN'T imagine her in a Twilight movie XD
…yeah!
i think i've seen part of that movie because the guy looks familiar…
Morning hon how are you?
I have my moments with words sometimes…..
she's pretty but not sure she fits Tanya, strawberry blonde succubus, pushy, maybe is just the picture it reminds me of a porn version of clockwork orange gaaaahhhh tha movie still gives me the hibiigibies….
Morning!! *hug attack*
Oh I'm OK came back after the weekend and got snowed under with the news:)) well at least we know something is happening on Eclipse set *excited*
Plus I'm still at home so my Internet time is kinda limited *sighs*
Yes you're right there is something porn about that pic.. maybe it's just the pic… I must say my vision of Tanya was completely different…
so how are you
)
*hug attack back*
I'm good the uk has a long weekend hence being on at this time of the day so I'm trying to catch up with FF reading and sleep, need to look a little better for when I meet Kellan and Chaske can't look like death warmed up…
It's great that David keeps tweeting news it keep us in the know have you seen the latest post has over 800 comments??? Taylor doing a backflip wow. I wonder how many comments would a picture of Rob half naked on the bed get…. leg hitch scene…..
When are you going back to uni hon – run Agava run out the house ….LOL
xoxoxo
Hey Hey yes I want Chris Weitz to direct Breaking Dawn but if rumors go around it is two? why not have DS direct the second. And it's Tanya, not another Waylon, thank goodness, as long as they are in the books, like Vera, Royce King and now Tanya. I'm happy as a calm, and if they introduce Tanya throw flashbacks as Rosalie tells Bella, when they lived in Denali, how the females were after him. And if would also gives us a hint in Breaking Dawn, just like Victoria
role was minor in Twilight she became a full force in New Moon and now Eclipse.
I know, I've seen that!! I love this Slade guy already, hope he keeps spoiling us like this
))
Oh a pic of Rob half-naked… on the bed… I think that would crash em.org's servers *wink*.
I can't finish CW&IA cos I have to keep the computer off *frowns*
My academic year starts on October 1st so I'm moving back there like on September 28-29th maybe…But I think I'm gonna be going there for some days in September, the apartment needs cleaning you now:))) lol
I have to go now, hope to catch you later:)
xxx
Talk later hon *hugs*
ahh no to our sweet robsten!? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!?
sobbing …
you want rob to yourself is it it??
lol
that's your opinions i guess …
i think the thing is if she has nothing to hide, we won't even bother, we smell a rat ….
anyway, i don't dislike her in real life, but she is no rosalie to me. NOT AT ALL!
She is very nice actually. She is just like the Shirley Temple of Argentina. she was in a lot of soap operas for kids and in a teen pop group and now she is trying to put that image away from her. But she is cool, besides isn't Tanya a succubus? she needs to be hot in THAT way…
THAT is a really good question.
I want to say yes, because the Russian thing DOES ring a bell….but I'm not really sure
I believe her age is between 22 or 24.
Lmao!!!! Oh em gee! I can't stop laughing!

*tears streaming down my face*
Nice way to start my day
Thanks!!
Hahahahahahaha
I want some pizza
hello twiarg!! jeje …terrible esta noticia pero suerte q fue desmentida………:S
you are sooo spot on!!!
that is Tanya right there
But i dont think Tayolr has time for Twilight…to busy plotting revenge against Joe :p
you are sooo spot on!!!
that is Tanya right there
But i dont think Tayolr has time for Twilight…to busy plotting revenge against Joe :p
But the cullen crest wasnt in the books…it was somrthing Catherine Hardwick and the costume designers came up with
I'm Argentinian.. and Luisana is a very bad actress… she is famous here pnly because she undergo plastic surgery and now she has a “great” body.,. but that's it… she starred a few soap operas for teenagers.. a very bad movie.. but she is not talented enough to be in the Twilight Saga…
besides, I agree with most of the comments.. she doesn't look like tanya
Yes!!! Tanya needs a slight Russian accent.
I personally still can't decide between Chinese and pizza
still should be done……
ok so, if this happens, i could literally die.
Luisana Lopilato is a woman who simply cannot act. i have seen all her soap operas, her reactions are fake and over the top, she is beautiful sure but it takes more than that to be an actress and what kills me is that she can barely speak english, you see, in some parts of her soaps like in Rebelde Way she was supposed to play this bratty girl so she sometimes spoke in english, and let me tell ya, her english is bad. that´s just the first part.
through the years she has been known to be kinda skanky and kinda trashy, all in all, “around the block” if you know what i mean, so it scares me to even imagine her around Rob.. oh dear god don´t let this happen!!!
ok so, if this happens, i could literally die.
Luisana Lopilato is a woman who simply cannot act. i have seen all her soap operas, her reactions are fake and over the top, she is beautiful sure but it takes more than that to be an actress and what kills me is that she can barely speak english, you see, in some parts of her soaps like in Rebelde Way she was supposed to play this bratty girl so she sometimes spoke in english, and let me tell ya, her english is bad. that´s just the first part.
through the years she has been known to be kinda skanky and kinda trashy, all in all, “around the block” if you know what i mean, so it scares me to even imagine her around Rob.. oh dear god don´t let this happen!!!
ok so, if this happens, i could literally die.
Luisana Lopilato is a woman who simply cannot act. i have seen all her soap operas, her reactions are fake and over the top, she is beautiful sure but it takes more than that to be an actress and what kills me is that she can barely speak english, you see, in some parts of her soaps like in Rebelde Way she was supposed to play this bratty girl so she sometimes spoke in english, and let me tell ya, her english is bad. that´s just the first part.
through the years she has been known to be kinda skanky and kinda trashy, all in all, “around the block” if you know what i mean, so it scares me to even imagine her around Rob.. oh dear god don´t let this happen!!!
Awesome! She's really hot, I imagined Tanya to look more or less like that :]. And she'd really emphasize Bella's “as beautiful as my worst nightmare” in Breaking Dawn.
NEW NEWS! THIS WOMAN WILL NOT BE IN THE TWILIGHT SAGA!!!!!!
here's the article on Twilight Lexicon:
http://www.twilightlexicon.com/2009/08/30/rumor...
they contacted Summit and pointed out some things that people here failed to notice. like……….Tanya isn't even in Eclipse!
they arent gonna go with her so we are good
Ahhh 4 real!?!?
Oh im sooo happy!
thats what i heard lets hope for the best
ha ha funny dialog